Chapter 2- laughing at the Deadman

He still had long brown hair, green eyes and his beard… yet the Undertaker was trapped as a Pokemon. The more he talked the more he regained his old voice, yet it didn't lighten the situation any better. John Cena was laughing his ass off, and the laughter continued as Edge found his way to the two.

He looked like the other Pokemon trainer, the moment he saw the Undertaker as a small, yellow, cute creature he lost it. "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE A PIKACHU!" he screamed with delight. Edge rushed up and plucked the Deadman off the ground.

"PIKA, PIKA! PISS OFF!" He was finally able to say. "Damn it!"

Edge put Taker back onto the ground as he turned his back to the two men. "You think I would have more respect from the two of you…"

"You do Taker… it's just that you're yellow… and cute! Do you rather have us call you Underchu? Or Pikataker?" giggled John.

Taker was getting pissed off. He turned and tried to raise a middle finger, yet found they were short… not much to raise towards those insulting you. "Damn it" he growled.

Edge on the other hand loved this. "I would LOVE to see you defend the title like that! The little rat doesn't stand a chance!" he said with a laugh.

"I wouldn't piss off the Deadman" John warned Edge.

"Why the hell not?"

"Yeah, what the hell can I do?" Taker demanded.

John was about to pull out a pokedex when Edge felt a sharp tapping on his shoulders. Slowly he turned to see this monstrous dragon like creature behind him! "John…" Edge said nervously.

"Not now Edge…"

"JOHN!"

"WHAT!" Cena finally turned and saw the large dragon like creature! Both men shook in fear yet Taker was oddly calm; then again he recognized the beast.

Both men fell to the ground and tried to crawl away, but the monster followed them, stalking them. "Eat him first! Eat him first!" pleaded Edge.

"He ain't eating anyone. Right Kane?" Taker asked.

A smile appeared over the dragon as it nodded. It pointed curiously to Taker, confused. "Don't get me started Kane, let's just see if we can get the hell out of here… say… where's Triple H?"

Kane pointed to John. Confusing Cena greatly. "What? Triple H is in my pocket?" he demanded.

There was a nod between the pokemen. John reached into his pocket and found pokeballs. "Ah so that's where you keep your balls" smirked the R Rated superstar.

"Watch it or you won't have any to speak of… Hey…" Taker noticed sparks coming from the sides of his cheeks, it startled him yet didn't hurt. "Weird crap anime"

Edge stared at Kane. "How did you know it was him?" he asked Taker.

"Look at his eyes" Taker snapped back. Edge did and noticed two different colored ones. "Now let's get the hell out of here…"

John was trying to figure out how to work the pokeballs when he watched one just grow to the size of a soft ball and let itself out. A turtle like creature got itself stuck on it's back. "Son of a…!" it growled… and it was Hunter's voice.

Edge and John lost it then and there. Taker looked down at Hunter, who was trying not to laugh. "Watch it turtle boy… You're in no condition to laugh at me right now!"