Chapter 3- a plan to get out.

The two men and three Pokemon… people began walking down what seemed to be an endless road. "Where the hell are we going? I'm hungry! Can't you carry me?" Edge whined all the way. Kane however trailed back, he brought the flame from his tail up to Edge's backside, which prompted Edge to walk a lot faster.

"Thank you Kane!" Taker sighed, the Deadman on the other hand was having his town trouble's tripping over his own feet and an occasional pika, pika would escape from him as he walked. John Cena found it so cute though.

"Oh come on Taker, let me carry you. You look so cute!" John pleaded.

"Touch me and die John!" Taker snapped back.

"How the hell did this happen?" Triple H demanded. Hunter was stuck as the Squirtle creature, yet he still had his beard and long blond hair for an odd reason. "One moment I am asleep, next I am stuck as… this freak!"

"No idea, at least it's not Inuyasha" sighed Edge. "For once, Taker got to be the little dude!"

"Shut the hell up!" Taker growled lowly. "Or you will be crapping your shins!"

There was an odd look on everyone's face. "How do you plan on doing that?" John asked curiously.

Taker leaped up and took hold of John's shirt. "Because, that's the only place I can reach right now… kapish?"

"Understood. But damn, for someone cute and furry you have a mean streak!" Cena muttered.

Kane gave out a snicker, however Taker only stared at him angrily. "Why the hell can't Kane talk?" Edge asked.

"Charizards aren't know for speech from what I am aware"

'No duh, Edge' Kane said.

Hunter and Taker Snickered to Kane's comment yet were quickly stunned to realize they knew what he just said. "How come we can understand you Kane?" Hunter demanded. "This is so screwed up!"

"No kidding, the Pokemon language…. Among Pokemon… is universal from what I read" John said aloud.

"Admit it, you watch the show!" Edge demanded of Cena. "HAHA Cena watches Pokemon!" he chanted.

"Edge still sucks his thumb!" snapped back Cena.

"Who told you?" Just as the R rated superstar realized he just blurted out a dark secret he had been keeping from the others.

There was a grin on the face of the Undertaker. "Oh look he's so cute when he smiles evilly!" Cena said aloud noticing Taker's sudden change in attitude.

"John, say it again and you get ten thousand volts up your ass!" Taker warned. "But right now, what matters is we go something on Edge… what the hell is that?"

Off in the distance was an odd shaped air balloon heading their way. Taker could see two people aboard yet couldn't figure out what it was or who the people were. "I think we're about to meet Team Rocket" John said aloud.

"What the hell is team rocket?" questioned Triple H.

"We'll find out soon enough" Taker muttered. "But we need to get the hell out of here still, any ideas anyone?"

Kane's clawed hand went up. He started speaking Pokemon and motioning with his hands, it was an odd sight for Edge and Cena, neither could make heads or tails as to what the Big Red Machine was saying. However Taker nodded his head every so often with the occasional 'uh huh, right, uh huh' Hunter just listened carefully and nodded as well with Kane.

"It sounds crazy, but sometimes crazy works" Triple H said aloud the moment Kane finished.

Kane smiled and folded his arms across his chest proudly. Edge pointed to him and asked. "What the hell did he say?"

Taker tuned to Edge and patted his shins. "In due time Edge, in due time. For now, let's keep going and see what happens… maybe I get a chance to kick some ass, I got to get some enjoyment out of this yellow rat thing's body" he muttered as Taker began walking down the path again. Hunter and Kane followed.

John and Edge hung back for a moment. "Something tells me they are conspiring against us," Cena said aloud.

"Yeah, maybe we shouldn't be laughing at them anymore?"

"NAW" both men said at the same time. They caught up with the others as they wondered about the sudden plan Kane concocted.

Before any of them could go any farther, the air balloon came crashing to the ground hard. "That's not suppose to happen" John muttered.

Voices were heard coming from under the deflated craft; slowly the people inside made their way out…