Chapter 7- World Pokemon Federation.

"Are you kidding me? This is real? ALL OF IT!"

"Yes, sorry Randy" said Edge. Randy happened to have come out of the poke ball Edge kept in his pocket.

Sadly, Randy was trapped in the body of Ekans. A snake type Pokemon with no arms or legs whatsoever. It took him a while to learn that, Randy ended up being bruised all over his face when he tried to take a step, he fell flat onto it, and with no hands to catch him it was all the more painful. "OW DAMN IT!" Orton cursed as he fell flat again, he got himself back up as he attempted to slither… that itself took time. "This sucks!" he muttered.

"Join the club!" Taker snapped back. Once Orton saw Taker, he lost all sense of him self.

"NO WAY! HA HA HA! TAKER'S A RAT!"

"Pikachu!" Taker yelled back, yet the moment he said that angrily did Orton get electrocuted and knocked unconscious! The room went silent. "Wow… that was rather cool!" The Deadman smirked with a sense of accomplishment

"Crap, he knows how to do the electrical shock," muttered Matt Hardy.

"Look, it's not funny to begin with to be this low to the ground and on stepping distance!" announced Shawn Michaels, who was stuck as an eevee. "What the hell am I anyway?!" he demanded. "A dog or something? Fox maybe? And why the hell do I look so adorable?"

"You're an eevee, eevee is always adorable. As well, they evolve with certain stones" Stephanie explained.

"Uh… great?" Shawn sighed. He sat next to Hunter. "I don't know about you man, but I want to wake up from this."

"You and me both!" Hunter muttered.

They decided to stop searching for coworkers in pokeballs after Shawn, the last thing they all needed was Pokemon complaining to them how unfair it was to be at shin height. "So… any odd things happen to anyone else?" Shawn asked.

Jeff nodded. "Actually, when Matt and I were walking, there was a pink thing following us!" he explained.

"Yeah, didn't know what it was" Matt replied.

"Weird, well let's get some sleep. Everyone, back in your pokeballs!" Santino announced.

However with all the pissed off looks he was getting, Santino gulped his pride. "I think we need to work out sleeping arrangements," Maria explained. "I'll take the cute fluffy ones!" she announced with a grin. In an instant she plucked Taker off the ground and held him as she did before. "I know it's the Undertaker but he's so cute! Aren't you? Aren't you cute!" she said in a baby tone.

'Take, you going to let her talk to you like that?' Kane demanded of him. Yet the moment he saw the evil smile on his Taker's face, Kane knew the Deadman wasn't going to stop her. 'You've changed man'

"Hey! I'm furry too!" protested Shawn.

"I got… a squirrel like tail… that's kinda furry," Hunter announced.

Stephanie however arranged for all the Pokemon guys to sleep in a separate room, as the 'trainers' got their own place to sleep.

Taker laid awake most of the night, this felt longer than the last time he was trapped in a damn anime thing. He still wasn't thrilled with the idea of being a Pikachu. 'Something bothering you?' Kane asked of him.

Taker got out of the mini bed made for him and went to sit next to Kane. "It feels longer than the last time you know? I mean… I can't go on much longer like this! I'm a yellow rat with a spark plug up my ass!"

Kane snickered lowly to him. 'Yeah, and I'm a mute to people… and stuck as a Charizard… at least you're able to talk, it would have driven you nuts if you couldn't!' Kane snickered.

"What's so funny over there!" Demanded Randy. "Some of us are trying to sleep damn it!"

"Oh shut your snake mouth!" Growled Shawn. "You ain't no sleeping beauty either Orton!"

"Oh you did not just go there!" Randy growled.

"Come on guys, it's been a long day, let's just sleep on it" muttered Shane.

The room was tense, everyone was. Being knee high wasn't sitting well with any of them, Taker however was use to towering over people, and have others now tower over him became very unsettling.

The room went into an awkward in the room until a faint song was heard coming out the window. "What the hell is that?" Randy asked.

"I don't know… wanna go see?" smirked Triple H.

"I don't think we're suppose to leave," muttered Shane McMahon. "What if it's a trap or a strange creature out there? None of us know how to battle!"

"It's simple, you just piss Taker off" Randy smirked.

"HEY!"

"Ok! Let's go then!" grinned Shawn as he leaped out the window. Hunter followed; Shane reluctantly went, as did Randy. Taker was about to go until he noticed Kane wasn't moving.

"You coming?" he asked.

'Gee, I would but I can't fit my fat ass out the window' Kane sighed. 'Go on, have an adventure without me'

Taker rolled his eyes; he knew Kane wanted to come with them. So he snuck into Cena's room and sifted through his pocket, Taker wasn't going to admit it out loud but it seemed being small had its advantages. Cena didn't stir or anything as Taker took the pokeballs out of his pocket.

He returned to the room and found the empty ball; he got Kane in it then carried it outside. "What the hell are you doing Taker?" Orton demanded.

He threw the ball to let Kane back out. Kane turned down to the pokeball oddly. 'How the hell did I fit in that again?! It's really weird… and creepy in there'

"He wanted to come too you know, and it's not like they were going to let him walk out the door!" said the Deadman.

Taker threw the ball back through the window as they set out to investigate the strange song they were hearing in the forest. "So… anyone else here know about this anime crap?" questioned Triple H. "Because I don't have a damn clue!"

"Just roll with it, it's all I can say. My son collects these cards so I know OF them… just not all of them… I never pegged myself to be an eevee though," explained Shawn.

The walked on in the forest as the sound grew louder, the strange thing was, they were getting sleepy. "What the hell?" yawned Orton. "I'm tired!"

"Jigglypuff" muttered Shawn. "They sing beautifully… but… put you to sleep…"

Just then, it appeared to be a pink balloon bounced into view, and it was wearing a microphone that goes over one's ear. "OH MY GOD!" it said.

"JILLIAN HALL!" everyone demanded. "That was you singing!" questioned Shane McMahon.

"Yeah! Can you believe it! Instead of making people scream I put them to sleep! Isn't that great!" she asked.

"It's an improvement," muttered the Undertaker.

"Look how about we head back now? I want to get some sleep damn it" growled Triple H

"Oh I can help you with that!" Jillian said as she began to sing, they tried to stop her, but her voice was so settling… for once… Taker never thought he would pass out to the vocal assistance of Jillian Hall!