1 Naurto Tourture Hour
Itachi: Hmmm...got any aces?
Me: Nope, go fish.
Itachi: Dangit.
DJ: Daddy! We got some Reveiws!
Me:Alright! Oh, if you guys don't know who DJ is, he's my magically 3 year old son. And yes I know I'm a little too young to have a kid, but this is a fanfiction, so he's my fictional kid.
DJ: Can we start the show now please?
Me: Yeah, heres the first reveiwers letter.
Hey I'm Sapphire AKA nikki10014
I wan't Sakurato kiss Ino.
I wan't to glomp Sasuke.
And Itachi to admit Sasuke as the most powerful.
Sakura: Oh my god...
Ino: Oh my god...
Me: Yeah, I think that's a little odd to. But you gotta do it or I'll cut you're heads off.
Sakura and Ino: shiver -kiss- Blech!start throwing up
Me: DJ! SHEILD YOU'RE EYES!
DJ: AHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
Saphire: Glomping time!
Sasuke: Never! You'll never take me alive!-starts running all around the world-
Nature show dude: as you can see. The species Sasuke-no-Tatsubawa or Sasuke, runs around the world to avoid fangirls and there insecent glomping.
Sasuke: huf-huf I think I'm safe now.
Sapphire: -glomps him- Muahahahah! You're never safe Sasu-san!
Itachi:No, I will not. Sasuke lacks hatred, so I'm not going to say he's the strongest.
Sasuke: -wearing sasuke rulze stuff- Awww...
Me: Ok, heres the next letter.
Hi...my name is Ayame and I have some tourtures.
1. Kakashi can't read ANY Icha-Icha paridiseor any perverted books.
2.sasuke gets kicked in the balls for an hour straight.
3.Have Orochimaru tell the FBI he's micheal jackson.
4.sasuke listen to orochimaru's endless evil plotting speech.
5.the big purple snake eat orochimaru.
Ps. Could you put me in your story? My realy name isn't ayame, it was going to be my screen name but my little bro changed it.
Pss.i am in no way a pervert.
Me: Hmmm...are you sure yoiu're not a pervert? And I'm not ready for any co hosts yet.
Kakashi: Nooooooooo! Not my baby's! why? God why?
Me: Just get over it, and just so you don't get any wild ideas, I'm gonna burn the books. -sets the books on fire-
Kakashi: -gasp!- passes out
Sasuke: Oh no...
Naruto: Can I do it? Plllllleaseeeee?
Me: Sure. I gotta do some hokage paper work anyways.
Sasuke: Owowowowowowowowowowo OH GOD!
1hour later...
Sasuke: why? -crying-
Orochimaru: I don't have to tell them, they already know!
FBI: I thought we had you on lock down!
Sasuke: He's already got me into a chair listing to an audio tape of it.
Snake guy: Finally! -swallows Orochimaru and the whoal FBI place-
Me: Ok, Dj? Can you hand me theh next letter?
DJ: It's from uhhh...who is it? Aunty Pie?
Me: Nee-chan sent us a reveiw? Sweet!
Yay! HI NII-SAN!
I wan't Naruto to stop saying dattebayo for a whoal chapter
for Sasuke and all emos to stop saying Hn or Aa
and for Lee and Guy to stop saying anything that has to do with the word youth.
And for KT chan to destroy anything she likes on the set
CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!
Me: And that was from I like pie123
Naruto: Must, not say ...GAH! I CAN'T STAND IT! DATTEBAYO! DATTEBAYO! DATTEBAY- -passes out-
Me: -blood on fist- well I'm glad I ended that.
Sasuke: ...
Me: well it looks like that all the emo people don't have anything to say now.
Lee and Guy: WAAAAAAHHHHH!
KT: YAY! I WANNA DESTROY THAT GIANT PICKLE OVER THERE!
Me: sure, and KT is my niece. Well, that's our show for today! Now please reveiw if you wanna read even more of the awesome action!
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT REVEIW A CLOWN MAY STALK YOU, SO REVEIW NOW!