Whee! I'm hoping to get quite a few chapters up before I sleep. I am DETERMIND! XD Here's the extremly overused, yet extremly funny chapter! Whoo! Waah! I'm watching A Little Princess, and I just passed the part when Sara gives a peice of..some kind of bread thing to a poor child, and they give her a flower. It's soo sad! sniff And that dumb Miss Minchin is such a-! Ok, I'll spot rambling..XD

::::Things I Wish I'd Never Seen..::::

"Everyone! Please settle down! I have a special announcement to make from Professor Snape!" Dumbledore took a quick look at the note Snape gave him, and raised an eyebrow. He looked behind him, where a stage had been set up. He cleared his throat. "Well..I'll just let you figure this out on your own.." The Headmaster took a seat as the curtains on the stage opened.

Harry blinked. He did not like where this was going. Well, he really didn't like where anything with Snape involved was going, but he knew this was something to worry about when he heard the music. Snape walked out of the stage with tight silver pants, and no shirt. (Much like Scott Weiland's in "Slither"..XD) There was a bunch gasps, and a few wistles.

"Baby can't you see, I'm calling! A guy like you, should wear a warning! It's dangerous, I'm falling.." Ron's jaw dropped. "Holy Shi-! What the heck's going on!" Hermione found this all terribly disturbing. "There's no escape, I can't wait. I need a hit baby give me it. Your dangerous, I'm loving it!" Draco coughed, almost choking on his food. This was so weird!

"Too high, can't come down! It's got my head spinning round and round..Can you feel me now?" Up on the teachers table, everyone was looking down at their food disturbed. Everyone accept Professor Sprout! She was smiling. "Whoo! Go Snapeh!" Few students stared at her awkwardly, but everyone else was still looking at Snape bewildered.

"With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride! You're toxic I'm slipping under! The taste of a poison paradiiise! I'm addicted to you don't you know that you're toxic!" Snape winked at Sprout, which was even more disturbing. "Oh goodness..I think I'm going to throw up.." Harry said, pushing his plate away from him. "And I love what you do don't you know that you're toxic!"

Lavander tapped Ron on the shoulder. "Do you think your brothers had something to do with this?" Ron shrugged.

FLASHBACK

"Snape, if it's what you've always wanted to do, you should do it!" George said to his potions professor. Snape sighed. "No no..it would ruin my reputation!" Fred smirked. "Ok..I'll make it hard on you. Either do what you want to do, or George and I will show the whole school this!" Fred pushed play on a remote he had, and something showed up on the tv.

It showed the professor singing in the shower. "We all live in the yellow submarine, bum bum bum, yellow submarine, bum bum bum, yellow submarine. We all-" "Ok ok! I'll do it! Just..don't show that to ANYONE!" Snape snarled. The twins smirked. "Rightio, Severus. Can I call you Severus?"

Snape opened his mouth to say no, but paused when he saw George holding up the tape. The professor didn't answer, as the two boys went out. Snape leaned over to the side to make sure they were gone. As he was grading papers, he started to sing. "We all live in the yellow submarine, bum bum bum, yellow submarine, bum bum bum, yellow submarine.."

END FLASHBACK

"It's getting late to give you up. I took a sip from my devil's cup, slowly it's taking over me.." Snape started to do some 'dirty dancing' which was just terribly disturbing. "Too high can't come doown..it's in the air and it's all around. Can you feel me now?" Over somewhere else, Fred and George were laughing hysterically. "I love modern technology!" George said, smiling.

"Wait a second. If we can't have anything electrical here..how did we do all this?" Fred said, blinking. George shrugged. "Who..cares..?" The twins shrugged, and continued laughing. Snape did the chorus three times untill finally..

"Intoxicate me now, with your loving now, I think I'm reading now..I think I'm reading now..Intoxicate me now with your loving now I think I'm ready now.." Everything was quite. All that could be heard was Fred and George giving him a standing ovation, and Professor Sprout whopping and hollering. "I never thought I'd see the day..when Snape sings Britney Spears.."

Hermione shook her head. "That's something I wish I'd never seen..."

::::Wow..that was creepy, yes?::::

Ha ha! That was fun! D And Toxic! I love that word..Toxic..whooo..it's like..the song I hate yet I love it. OMG! I HAVE THE BEST IDEA FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER! XD Hey, it's ten and I'm watching Whose Line is in Anways? Give me a break..XD