OMG. Chapter 1!! Still no reviews but I really don't care. Nova and her crew are rightfully mine and I don't want any stealing. Browning maybe but no stealing. I have no idea but I feel like saying random things said by me and my friends.

"I love cheese so much! I'll eat it every day for the rest of my life!"-Said by Amanda

"Well then it's a good thing that you live in the cheese state."-By me.

"I know! What good timing!"

"What's with you and food?"

Chapter 1. Meetings.

Dib wasn't the only person to see the crash, a certain Irken that we all love just happened to see the crash also. Zim had been watching nearby planets, thinking that the life on them just happened to know when to hide and come back out again. He was hoping to catch maybe a person or two walking on Mars. He had no such luck.

Zim growled in anger and smashed his fist into the arm rests of his chair. He was ready to kick the telescope to bits when the computer alerted him to the falling ship.

"Master! The sensors have picked up a falling alien ship!" boomed the computer, not caring if the speakers were too loud.

The sudden voice caused Zim to fall out of his chair from the sound waves. Zim smacked the floor with force that caused a small headache. As Zim slowly picked himself back up he managed to yell commands.

"Computer!! Turn down your speakers! You knocked the all MIGHTY ZIM! To the floor."

"I'm sorry I guess. But this is important. An unknown alien ship has just crashed outside the city limits."

"And I should care about this?! For all you know it's just space junk! You worthless hunk of Irken Tech.!"

"That's rude…. But still I know for sure that it's an alien ship. Humans don't have ships like this. It's made of Vorterian steel. And it has the logo of a fiery phoenix."

"A fiery phoenix? I heard of that logo but I don't know where. COMPUTER!! LOOK UP THAT LOGO!"

"Shees, you don't have to yell." The computer, with its super brain began to look up the logo. Unknown to Zim, Dib was already heading his way to the scene of the crash.

Later with Zim

"Master, I've found who the logo belongs to." Chirped the Computer some 30 minutes ago. But Zim wasn't listening; a little robot called Gir had just shown up.

"Lego' my egos Masta! I wants waffles!!" Screamed the crazy but cute robot. Behind him a floating moose squeaked with hope, seeing that the tiny moose never had waffles.

"Gir! Can't you see I'm working?! Go make your stupid waffles or whatever! Just leave me alone!" Zim had enough of the insane robot, early that day Gir had split water on him and the burns still rubbed his chest painfully. Mini Moose was afraid for he truly wanted the waffles he soon began to squeak with much hast, trying to drag Gir's attione to the waffle making instead of Zim yelling at him.

Just at that moment, a fly wandered past the robot's sight. Gir, seeing the fly, made a mad dash to it while following it out the doors. Mini Moose squeaked in alarm, seeing that his buddy had lost all interest in making waffles and into fly chasing.

"That horror able little robot."

"Master? I found who owns the logo."

"You did? GREAT! Show me who dares to crash on Zim's mission!"

The Computer soon began to stall, knowing that Zim wouldn't like its answer at all.

"Come on! I don't have all day! I have to think of ways to rid myself of Dib."

"Right, the logo belongs to the Irken NI's."

"NI's!! THEY DARE LAND ON MY PLANET!!?? They are a disgrace to the other Irkens! With their belief of freedom and all that! Not only that but they dare think about declaring war on the Irken Empire! Where do they get such stupid ideas?!"

"Maybe because they don't have Paks?"

"Oh, be quite! We must rid ourselves of the NI that crashed here. I can't let them ruin my mission!"

"This won't be good." As the Computer signed as Zim went through a set of doors that held all of his weapons.

With Dib

Dib ran fast as he tried to get to crash as soon as possible, hoping that the people nearby hadn't grown brains and went to look for themselves. He was greeted by the sight of the ship and the burned ground around it.

At first sight of the ship, it looked like a round ball slightly burned. But if you stayed around long enough, small pieces of metal fell off, as soon as they touched the ground they turned into ash. Bigger pieces littered the ground and a few were on fire, lighting the ship in dark shadows.

Dib could not stop himself and went straight for the ship's hull. What shocked him most was the fact he heard voices coming from the inside.

Inside the Ship

The inside of the ship was cast in a red light, masking small stains that clung to the walls. Nova opened her dark blue eyes and tried to get up only to fall back in pain, she felt around on her body praying that she didn't have any broken bones. She was glad that she didn't have any but she couldn't move her left leg without feeling bright attacks of pain getting to her. It was now that she wished she never listened to Zanta.

She heard small movements to the right of her and froze, was there something unwanted in the ship? Much to her joy it was the robot that had slipped unseen into the ship with her. Her best friend Sen.

Sen at first glance would be mistaken for Gir. Seeing that she had the same build and the same spots that were a cyan blue. The only way they could be told apart was due to the fact that Sen had her name written in Irken on her forehead.

In a femm. voice Sen reported.

"Miss, it seems we've crashed."

Now if Nova was dazed and had hit her head she really wouldn't have cared if Sen had given her that reply, but she hadn't. Curse the programmer.

"I've guessed that much Sen. Now can you please look at my left leg and tell me why in Phoenix I can't move it without pain?"

"Nova, don't take the Phoenix's name in vain. And yes, I'll be pleased to check your leg."

Nova let her head hit the head rest, wasn't there for that reason? She looked around and couldn't help but get the feeling that she was royally screwed. She looked around her and saw something long and black laying to the right. Something tore through her gut as she tried to move her right antenna only to feel nothing. 'Omp. Did my antenna get cut off?!'

Sen, done with her scan saw the face of her miss and was suddenly afraid. Had something happen to her while she was scanning her leg?

"Nova! What's wrong?!"

"I-I can't feel my right antenna! Oh, Phoenix kill me now!"

"Calm down and I'll check."

Sen went over the torso of her miss to the right side of her head to where her right antenna would be. Sen clasped the antenna and began to follow the length of it. Why did Nova have to have antennae over five feet long? As she followed it she came to a large chunk of metal, neatly laid over the antenna. If Sen had a heart it would have at least missed five beats. She knew how her miss would feel if it was truly cut off. Sen reached down and lifted the piece of metal and threw it off to the side, before she looked down she closed her eyes and looked down slowly. She felt her inner workings calm down a bit as she saw that it wasn't cut in half, it had only lost blood supply and had fallen asleep.

"Is it cut…?"

"No, Ma'am. A piece of metal had fallen on it and had lost its supply of blood."

"What about my leg? Is it broken?"

"No, but close. It seems that your leg has dislocated from your hip."

"Dislocated?! You mean it's not in its socket?!"

"That's what I mean. I can pop it back into place for you."

Nova only winced from her robot's suggesting. That would mean more pain, but still, she had to walk away from this some how.

"Go a head and get it over with." As she said this she crossed her arms over her head and waited for Sen to do it.

Sen, with much sympathy, took hold of Nova's leg and pushed hard on it until she heard the pop that meant it had popped back into place. Nova bit into one of her arms until she could taste blood. It was bad but the pain was too much to deal with.

"Ma'am. You have nemours cuts all over your body. You'll bleed to death unless we can stop them and I'm sure that your biting made it worse."

"Well you try having feeling in your body and you try to deal with having your leg popped back into place!" Roared Nova, she had lost much of her practice and was ready to snap something in half.

"Yeah, I guess I would bit myself too if I had feeling." Sen put her hands on her hips and went to look for a Med Kit. She dug around the loose chunks trying to find it; all she could come up with was a piece of cloth.

"Where in hell is the Med Kit?!"

"Zanta took it out three months ago 'cause Miko got hit in the head with falling derris. And the ship runner was the closest thing."

"Derris?! What's that?!"

"It would be flaming hot food."

"Argh! And to think he's the leader of the NI's!!"

Sen went around and kicked a side of the runner. Only to have it fall out on her.

"Great! I kicked a hole in the wall! What could else happen!?"

"Umm, what about some kid seeing us?"

"Huh?" Sen went to look outside of the hole and sure enough, Dib was watching them.

Outside with Dib

Dib could only stare at the robot, was it the only one who lived through the crash? No. He heard another voice, only it wasn't in English. Who else was in there? He was answered by a strange alien language.

"Chii!? Chii!?" It was the same voice from before, coming from deeper from the ship. If Sen had heard she didn't respond. The voice replied again only this time it had an angry tone to it.

"Sen! Chii si teda noa??!!!"

"Huh?" This time the robot responded and turned back to the ship. "He speaks Universal Nova."

Universal? They have a language where everyone can speak it? And it's English?!?! Dib's whole life dream seemed to be coming true! Now if he could only expose an alien. Maybe this one?

Dib grabbed his camera and began to snap pictures, taking in the sight of the ship and the robot. This got Sen to look at him and give him an evil look but quickly turned around when she heard her Miss's voice.

"Why is he taking pictures??!! Oh, no! Don't tell me we landed on a planet where they would cut up different life forms! Hey! Don't you dare make me come out there!" Dib didn't really listen, there was no way that the alien could scare him, not when he was so close to completing his goal.

"Hey, didn't you hear my Miss? She wants you to stop taking those pictures." Sen looked down at the scythed haired boy. He merely looked up at her and put his hands on his hips.

"And what would she do if I didn't stop? Kill me?"

"Actually, yes she would. She's not in the mood to do any reasoning. She would just rather kill whatever's annoying her." Sen replied with confidence as you could hear pieces of metal being tossed around as Nova tried to get up.

Dib only stood there with a blank face. She must be joking. He thought as he went away with the pictures.

"Well, it's your head." Sen merely said and walked from the opening of the hole and onto the ground. There she stood with her hands behind her back. "Hope you like my Miss's claws." She said again as a smile was splayed over her face.

Dib stopped as a figure jumped out of the ship and a mere two feet away from him. It's an Irken! Must be a buddy of Zim's. He then went back to taking pictures of the animal like Irken before him.

Through the camera you could see what Nova was doing. She slowly raised her head and her eyes became slants, she straighten her back coolly and limped over to Dib. She stopped and glared at him as she calmly raised her right arm and slashed at the camera. Dib stopped in shock, why couldn't he take pictures anymore? He was answered as the camera slowly fell from his hands and broke into nice rows of four. Oh, hell. She's got some sharp claws he thought and slowly backed up.

"What happened? Your camera break?" Nova walked some more up to Dib and raised her right hand again, wanting to slash him with her three sharp claws. She would if Sen hadn't stepped in and stopped her.

"Okay, it seems that you have ticked off my Miss. You, in a way, owe her. Seeing that you took pictures of her when she asked you to stop. Now she needs to stop her bleeding, we would like if we could stay at your dwelling or home for a bit until she's ready to go out on her own or until our leader comes back to pick us up. Does that sound fair?" Sen still held on to Nova's shirt trying to hold her back.

Dib thought about this, take home an alien and take care of her? A smile leaked onto his face as he simply nodded and tugged at Nova's hand dragging her away.

With Zim

Zim had watched the whole thing and was slightly mad. Now both enemies were staying with each other! But his also meant that he could destroy at the same time.

Zim got an evil smile on his face and turned back to his base.

Chapter one is done! I'm so happy. Anyway, please leave some kind of review, it could be a mean one. I really don't care. Please Review!