this one will probably not be as funny because im trying to get it done because i have other ideas im working on so enjoy.
Joanne walked in rather nervous, as everyone else was, and who can blame her? She sat down in the chair across from Kassie and Marcina. Kassie stood to go hug her but found herself handcuffed to the chair so she would stop hugging everybody. After cussing Marcina out, the interview began.
"First question, Ms. Jefferson, do you like women in rubber?"Kassie asked randomly. Joanne looked at her.
"Miss, I can assure you-" Joanne began.
"Ms. Jefferson, have you ever gone down on Ms. Johnson?" Marcina asked.
"I really don't-"
"Next question, have you ever you know had sex with Mark, i don't know, to make the readers mad?" Kassie asked. Joanne.
"Readers, what?" She was confused, first of all they werent going to let her answer the questions, next they were talking about readers, now she really was confused.
"Okay,would you make it with Angel,"
"No, I am a lesbian and Angel is a guy-"
Kassie and Marcina gasped and they both jumped on the table. Well, Marcina did, Kassie was still handcuffed and I gave her more cheezits.
"You will never ever never ever never ever-..."
15 minutes later
"...never ever never never refer to Angel as male, Angel likes being a female and will be respected as such." She finished falling into her chair while Kassie tipped the box over, annoyed that the box was empty. Joanne sighed.
"You finished?"
"Yes," Marcina said.
"You sure?"
"Absolutely,"
Marcina tried to speak.
"Ahh,"
"Sorry" Kassie watched the exchange silently, once again graced by the presence of another box of cheezits because the Marcina writing the story feels sorry she handcuffed her to a chair.
"Okay, Ms. Jefferson, have you ever met the devil?" Marcina's eyes went wild and wide.
"Uh, no, why?"
"Well, it says here that you danced a tango to hell, you know, I thought maybe he might have looked like my cousin, you know..."
Joanne sighed.
"Ms. Jefferson..."
"Joanne,"
"Joanne, did you 'tango' with the ambassador's daughter?" Joanne obviously didn't understand.
"Well, yes," Kassie and Marcina burst into laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, nothing," Kassie spoke.
Marcina walked over to Joanne and smiled.
"Because of you, i'll measure my life in love," Kassie sighed.
"And you think i'm deranged for hugging them, Marcina, sit down," Marcina frowned and did as she was told, sniffling. Joanne stood
"I think its time I go." Joanne said and left. Marcina turned to Kassie.
"So, you think they're real?"
"Probably, do you know fake boobs that look like that?"
"No, and what about that ass?"
"Hot, hot, definitely hot," The Marcina writing the story smacks them both.
"She's hot! We get it! Now get back to the story!"I yelled
"SHUT UP!" They both yelled at me.
okay its short, and probably only funny to me, sorry but hey Maureens coming up, now thatll be funny lol.