yay, im back, and after this, i have some ideas of what to do next, ill put up a poll if in the end i really cant decide :), so here it is, enjoy.

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Maureen walked in and sat in the chair like all of the other bohemians before her and smiled at Kassie. Kassie smiled back at her, Maureen winked and Kassie blew a kiss. Marcina got annoyed.

"Alright, alright, Ms.Johnson, how many people have you actually slept with?"Kassie asked.

"32."

"Say what?!"

"32!"

"Are you sure?"

"Absolutely."

"Would you like it to be 33?"

"What?!"

"What?"

"...nothing." Marcina hit her head on the desk.

"Alright, next question, do you have your nipples pierced?"

"Well, I wanted to, but my girlfriend didn't want it,"

"Ooookay, next question-" Marcina began to continue.

"Wait!" Kassie interrupted.

"What?"

"Ms. Johnson, you would look shmexy with your nipples pierced," Kassie replied. Marcina was shocked but nodded.

"She would, wouldn't she?"

Maureen was confused. Kassie continued.

"Maureen are you sisters with Joanne?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Maureen roared.

"For crying out loud, does NOBODY tell the truth anymore?" Marcina asked.

"I know right!" Kassie agreed.

"Next question, wtf is a pookie?" Marcina asked, genuinely curious.

"The person who i'm dating," Maureen replied matter-of-factly.

"Okay to be honest, I don't want to know the origin of that..."Marcina trailed off.

"Last question, Ms. Johnson, have you ever 'jumped over the moon'?" Kassie raised her eyes suggestively. Maureen caught the hint.

"Quite a few times actually."

"Want to do it again?"

"Do I?!" She leaped over the table and kissed Kassie. They both ran into the next room. Marcina sighed.

"I'd like to call that in as sexual harassment, but I fear Kassie would kill me for it," She muttered and then proceeded to talk to me.

"So, Kassie gets laid,"

"Yep," I reply.

"And I don't."

"Nope."

"So I don't get a sexy hottie?"

"Not in this lifetime."

"Not even Mark?"

"Does that bother you?"

And the shouting match continued.

1 HOUR LATER

Maureen walked back in with Kassie, kissed her and left. Kassie was happy, then she noticed Marcina was yelling at the Marcina writing the story. Kassie shook her head.

"You know, if you continue talking to yourself, people'll start to wonder."

there you have it, lol, I hope Kassie enjoys too, and Kassie, again, i sowwy for being a total and complete bitch :(. Will update soon, BYE!