I'm sorry that I haven't posted for awhile

I'm sorry that I haven't posted for awhile. I'm taking hunter safety so I can't write that much. But anyway I'll try to post more often.

One of these chapters will have the coconut song in it soon. It's such an annoying song…

"Twilight is much better then 30 Days of Nights, it doesn't give you nightmares."—I believe M.F. was leading to that. She doesn't know a good horror movie if it hit her in the face. But Twilight is such an awesome book.


Dib walked through the mall, trailing Nova and Gaz. It was true he needed new clothes and didn't pause when he found black clothing that he couldn't resist. So far he had more then Nova and Gaz combined.

The total items weren't that much. Gaz had gone shopping weeks ahead of time, so she mostly got a few shirts, couple of notebooks that caught her eye, CDs that Gaz wanted Nova to try, and pieces of jewelry to go with certain outfits. Nova wasn't really into much of what the stores had to offer. But did get some things. She found a bracelet that she had a hard time leaving alone, she instead of letting her beg, Gaz bought for her. A light weight summer blue jacket, which was meant for hot days. They had pasted an electronics store and Dib had dragged them inside. There Nova set her eyes on the world's latest laptop. Gaz didn't say anything and had bought that for her too. Dib was clearly jealous of this act. The 2nd to last thing Nova got was a belt, but it was meant for busy people who didn't have pockets so it had many spaces on it for little things, like cell phones, and maybe tools. The last thing Nova got and probably made her the most happiest, was a music player. Like an ipod, only much better. One of these was that it didn't need to charge by a computer.

Nova stood by a bench with Dib, waiting for Gaz to come back with food from the food court. She pulled on a thick, long lock of hair which was really her left antenna. The noise was horrible and made her head throb. She wished that there weren't screaming toddlers and shrieking girlfriends. She was starting to think twice about the school plan. How was she to cope with all the noise that teenagers would make? Not only that but the raging hormones that they showed? She didn't let her mind wonder down that path, and instead settled on a sight she never seen before. A little green dog.

Sure she seen the dogs of Earth and none came close to looking green. Was it sick? She tugged on Dib's arm and pointed to the green dog. Dib got an alarmed look on his face.

"ZIM!!" Nova gazed at Dib.

"You mean that MI invader? That's his sir unit?" Dib grabbed Nova's shoulders, shaking her with some force.

"Yes! What are we going to do?! What if he guesses that you're an NI?" Nova put her hands on Dib's shoulders and almost shook him, but merely grinned.

"I bet he'll guess that I'm just another human." Then her smile faded quickly. "Unless he was one of those who had that eye enhancement. Then I'm screwed." Dib gave her a puzzled look.

"Eye enhancement?"

"Yeah, some Invaders had their eyes enhanced, where they can see through a hologram. If he had that, then I should run, 'cause this is a hologram. Hence I only have three fingers, not four."

"I never noticed that…."

It was clear that Zim wasn't very far behind Gir for you could hear his screams of 'I am ZIM!' and 'Fear Me!!' people gave him little to no attention. This only made him scream louder. Which in turn, got Nova a little ticked off. Wasn't he supposed to lay low or something? Nova's eye twitched at his screaming, it wasn't that it annoyed her, she was twitching from a shrieking baby ahead of him. He only added to the baby's volume. Zim snatched Gir's leash and marched over to Dib, for this was the highlight of his day. You could only stick your arm full of needles for so long.

"Hello, Dib-stink. How's your pitiful life at the moment?" Dib glared and almost rammed heads with his alien enemy if it wasn't for Nova's fake coughing. Zim had just now noticed the girl with Dib. He almost called her a stink beast but caught it. She didn't have the smell that the other human girls had. It was sweet smelling and almost calming. But he also caught a somewhat stale smell. He guessed she wasn't having a good day.

"And who is this human?" It took awhile before Dib realized he meant Nova.

"Oh, her? She's Nova." Zim scratched his chin. Nova was a nice name, better then Poppy and other stupid names he heard of. He oddly felt he must get to know this human.

"So, Nova. What brings you to this filthy human, Earth mall?"

"….Weird way to say it…but I'm here shopping for school with Dib and his sister."

"Do you like?" He said this quickly.

"Not really, there's too many screaming babies and teens. Its all making my head hurt." Zim couldn't help but nod with her saying. The screaming was getting rather annoying. First thing on his list of ridden things would be the screaming, he would just shoot who ever thought of screaming.

"You in high school?" Zim nodded.

"What about you?" Nova also nodded. By now Gir was losing it.

"Wheeeee!! Who's da pretty girl Masta'? She's just cccuuuuuutttteee!!" He jumped up suddenly into Nova's arms and nuzzled into her chest, wagging his fake dog tail. Nova began to blush madly, for she had never been hugged in such a way.

"Nice….dog...uh….What's your name?" Zim snapped up. She didn't know his name?!

"I'm the almighty Zim! I will rule you all!" Nova nodded to his statement. She couldn't help but find it cute.

"Well that sounds like fun. Hope you reach your goal. Dib, your sister is waiting in the food court. I'm getting sick of waiting." Dib nodded and let himself be dragged off by Nova and to the food court. He had to remind himself to thank Nova for this.

Zim watched Nova drag Dib away while setting Gir on the ground. Something was odd at the human, Zim could tell that much. But what was it? Was it the scent that she gave off? Or was it her attention to those around her not viewed in an idiot kind of way? Whatever it was Zim determined to find out.

Gaz stood by a pillar, watching the scene play through. She had to admit, Nova knew how to handle Zim for he hadn't started yelling at her. Which was a good sign, maybe Nova could convince Zim to wise up a bit and stop being naïve. But that was taking it a little far; just keeping him from screaming was a miracle all in itself. Though she wasn't surprised when Gir had yelled out, Nova was cute.

Gaz looked angrily at her brother, it wouldn't have really happened if he didn't always fight with Zim, maybe some bitter words but that was also asking too much, the two always had to have a fight, mostly causing those around them discomfort and pain, seeing that there was almost always some kind of uncontrolled and deadly fires. Not that she hated them, just there was too many.

Dib had caught on that Gaz was mad at him and did his best not to look at her. Nova on the other hand was hungry for she made it known she wasn't keened on eating in the morning, seeing she almost threw up when she did. So mostly settled on eating lunch and dinner. Gaz had found out another thing about Nova, greasy junk food made her sick. Nova committed on that fact and said 'no wonder why so many of you die from heart attacks.' Gaz didn't deny this she was guilty for eating the junk herself. She had made an effort trying to find something that didn't have much grease. But that failed, the only thing she could find was a Slush Monkey. Though she knew that Nova would like this one.

"Here Nova. This was all I could find." Nova looked down and stared at the cup.

"…It's a Slush Monkey….what flavor is it?" Gaz smirked and calmly waved her pointer finger.

"Just try it; I'm sure you'll like it. It has some of your favorite flavors."

"It has mangos?" She took a sip and you could see her knees start to give out. Gaz grinned; she also found out that Nova had a sweet spot for Earth's fruit. Many which Nova said reminded her of the brief time she spent on Ioa, where she spent only three weeks for medical reasons, when she was barely a month old.

Dib looked at Nova as she happily drowned down the Slush Monkey and as soon as she finished that Gaz handed her a second one. This one lasted longer so that Gaz and Dib could eat along with her.

--Later that Day--

Gaz walked into the house clearly ticked. Dib's hair was smoking from an earlier fire and Nova's eyes were widen in shock. She was frighten by how deadly humans could be to each other, cars smashed and buildings going up in flames. All thanks to a man who had decided that he missed his wife too much to live anymore. Nova thought that was the only good thing that had happened, she was happy to say that the man wouldn't be suffering anymore. Gaz on the other hand, thought he was a complete idiot.

"Who jumps from a building?! Especially for such a stupid reason!" Dib remained silent, trying to make his hair look like he wasn't anywhere near any burning buildings, he was failing of course.

Gaz looked at Nova for surport, but only saw a sadden look. Gaz now started thinking she some how had offended her only friend.

"What's wrong?" Nova looked up and shook her head and signed.

"That man was really sad; he must have loved his wife very much that he couldn't forget her and decided to end it. I'm happy he did." Gaz stared blankly at Nova.

"Do NI's do that…?" Nova nodded.

"We only do it when we spent along enough time with our spouses or when or our children die. As you can tell our lives kind of go around the family, we're happy because of that, it made our planet safer. You never hear of murders on Ioa just suicides. And there aren't that many to begin with." Gaz was a little surprised by that.

"Wow that must be really hard."

"Uh-huh, I'm going to bed alright? School starts tomorrow, might as well go to sleep." Nova got up and walked firmly upstairs and quietly shut the door to her room, Gaz followed suite and Dib a few hours later.

--With Fenja--

It was an understatement to say Fenja was older then Denquin, she was at least 100 years older then him and much wiser. Though Den did have traits you don't see in Control Brains, like madness. And sudden outbursts of crazy, random thoughts and things. All thanks to Zim's trail.

Fenja was getting bored watching the Tallest watching the in-calling Invaders making fools of themselves. She signed and her brain shaped body visibly shrunk, not only that but her cable like arms were lying out in front of her. She wished Denquin was here, he always was the life of any parties.

"Whee! Who should we call next!!" Purple had screamed this out; he had way too many cookies…

"I know I know!! We should blow up a moon!!" Fenja covered her main eyes with one of her biggest cable arms. She just wanted to smack them so hard…!

"Control Brain Fenja!"

"What??" She snapped. Red ignored this and went to question.

"Can we destroy a moon?"

"No. You can't do that. There's a reason why there's moons. A comet maybe."

"Can we destroy a comet?"

"Sure, my Tallest. Just make sure there are no toxic metals or liquids on it. We don't want the Massive to explode." The two ran off screaming to those who controlled the weapon systems. Grabbing random levers and pushing buttons. Fenja wished she had a gun, just shot the two in the head and no one would know…

"Now Fenja. You can't kill the Tallest. Well, not yet anyway." Fenja perked right up when that bass voice sounded.

"Derisy!! Thank Irk!! The two are driving me mad! Please! Why do I have to watch them like smeets?"

"Because dear, they are apart of my plan. They are at the moment."

"When won't they?"

"When I meet Project Royal. His name's Zim?"

"Yes sir."

"When I meet Zim, then my plan is nearly to the end. I ask you my dear. What makes you think that Zim is Project Royal?"

"For one he's short. He would be tall only his blood doesn't agree with the Pak. Two, they think he's a defective, that's only because of his blood. Like I said Paks and Royal blood just doesn't mix well."

"Oh yes. I know that much too well."

"Three, he's dead set on his goals. He even thought that his banishment was a vacation! Didn't you say that Royals were strong willed?"

"Yes I did. I wasn't lying about that. The Royals were the last OI's to die…"

"And four, his eyes. There such a red that I never seen before! At least three different tones! Maybe five! And such fire! His eyes are a dead give away Derisy!"

"Yes, the most common signs of a Royal. Yes Zim is a Royal. You know what that means?"

"No…You wouldn't! You little trickster! How long have you been planning this?!"

"Ever since I killed Kiana."


I never thought I would add that. Well I did. So you'll have to deal with it.

Finally I have it done!

Enjoy!!