2ND Chappy

The two men stared in shock...

"Y-your our roommate?...a girl?" Hidan asked in complete shock.Then all of a sudden, her eyes narrowed.

"What's wrong having a girl being your roommate?" The pink haired girl asked with anger.Zetsu stepped forward.

"N-nothing, nothing is wrong with that...Uhmm...My name is Zetsu andthis is my friend, Hidan," Zetsu explained carefully trying not to make the girl angry.Her eyes softened.

"My name is Sakura," Sakura happily chirped as she walked over next to Zetsu," I'm pleased to meet you Zetsu-San and Hidan-San."

Both Hidan and Zetsu just nodded with a small smile.

"Well, I don't know about you two , but I'm going to-WAAAAAHHH," screamed Hidan as he slipped on the carpet (if that is possible...). He fell on Zetsu who had already turned his back on him to talk to Sakura and fell face forward right into...Sakura...As they both fell to the ground, they both groaned in pain.

As Hidan stood up from his place on the ground cursing, he looked towards Zetsu and Sakura, and, for a split second, his eyes widened.Hidan then began chuckling...then laughing.Zetsu groaned out in pain.

"What so funny Hidan?" Zetsu's black side hissed.Hidan had just laughed more before pointing a finger at him and Sakura.

Zetsu blinked before looking down onto Sakura (Since he fell foward onto her). He then blushed realising their position. Sakura had her legs bent on both sides of Zetsu's waist, Zetsu'slegs where spread out behind him and his arms where stretched out on both sides of her upper body,but between her arms, and both of their faces where about 6 inches away from eachother.Both Sakura and Zetsu's blushed deepened.

"You two better get yourselves untangled before Jashin-Sama wants both of your souls for the net ritual," Hidan said with a smirk as he stopped his laughing fit.Sakura and Zetsu had untangled themselves as soon as they realized what Hidan was saying.

"Yeah right! What's this 'Jashin' dude gonna do, hm? Chain me to a while while stuffing cookies into my mouth," Sakura said very stubbornly.Zetsu shook his head in disbelief as Hidan raised an eyebrow.

"Jashin-Sama say he would rather stuff you with bubblegum since your hair is pink, Pinky!" Hidan said with a huge grin on his face. What did that baka just ay?! Shana-Don't give me a headache Ai-Chan! Last time you did, I was in the care of- Don't say the name! It's mad of pure evil! Thought/Said both Inner and Outer Sakura.

"What is she doing?" Hidan whispered to Zetsu in a creeped out voice as Sakura started chatting to Inner Sakura. Zetsu just shrugged.Hidanalso shrugged before sighing.He looked around before frowning. Nothing is fun without Konan or this Pinky girl right here talking some nonsense! Hidan thought as Zetsu began to unpack his stuff into one of the drawers of the unoccupied dressers.

"I call single bed!" Hidan cried as he jumped onto the bed that was unoccupied.Zetsu sweat dropped.

"You know I don't care, Cause we sleep in soil or other plants, not beds unless we, want to sleep in them," Both sides of Zetsu said.Hidan began pouting since he didn't have a challenge to go against for something.Hidan had also began unpacking his stuff into the last dresser.

It took Zetsu and Hidan at least ten minutes to stop unpacking and Sakura ten minutes and three seconds to stop talking to Inner Sakura.They all walked into the MINI Living room before sitting down a black couch, which only three people could sit on.

Sakura sat on the armrest and Zetsu and Hidan just sat on the ends of the couch (Sakura can be on any armrest).Zetsu began starting up a conversation about killing with Hidan finding it hard to talk to Sakura since she was spacing out alot.

Knock, Knock, BAM

"...Uh, I'll get it!" Sakura chirped instantly before skipping out of the living room to answer the door.She grabbed the door know before opening it to reveal...A CLOWN! Just joking, anyways to reveal Konan and Pein.

Sakura blinked once...then twice as both Pein and Konan stared at her boredly.

"...Hello, may I...uh...help you?" Sakura asked trying to choose her words carefully.

"Yes you may, we are looking for two idiots named Hidan and Zetsu," said Pein.Sakura nodded before smiling andturning around.

"HIDAN, ZETSU! SOME PIERCED FREAKS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU!!" Sakura yelled as she immediately dashed away towards the living room once she felt Konan's deadly aura kick in.

"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Konan began before being cut off by-

"SAKURA-CHAN!" Hinata sang loudly as she skipped right next to Konan who stared at her numbly.Pein's eye twitched.

"And who are you?" He asked impatiently.Hinata stared at them before grinning wildly.

"I AM THE FOREVER AWESOME, HYUUGA HINATA!" Hinata sang as she did a 'I'm so fantastic!' pose as both Pein and Konan sweat dropped.Hidan, Zetsu, and Sakura were all next to them suddenly. Hidan with a 'What!?' face, Zetsu with a 'I'm so bored' face, and Sakura with a 'I'M SO HAPPY' face on.

"You!" Konan screamed as she pointed towards Sakura," You are SO DEAD!" She screamed as she lunged at Sakura in slow motion.

Pein had a o.o face, Hidan had a O.O face, Zetsu had a O.o face, and Hinata had a :D face on as Konan was in the air lunging at Sakura in slow motion. Sakura gasped in very slow motion before suddenly drawing her hand back.Konan was atleast one foot away from her as Sakura had suddenly then...

Stuck her hand , which was 100 flat, into Konan's face in slow motion.Pein gasped dramatically in slow motion before running to Konan screaming 'KONAN' in slow motion.Back to fast motion. Konan had instantly fell to the floor with a five-fingered hand print on her face as she twitched wildly on the floor. Pein had instantly ran to her before picking her twitching body off the floor and holding her bridal style.

"OM MY GOD! I seriously need to take you to the nurse PRONTO!" Cried Pein as he dashed off to the clinic.This left Hidan, Sakura, Zetsu, and Hinata.Both Zetsu and Hidan stood side by side watching Hinata and Sakura carefully.

"SAKURA-CHAN!" Hinata cried dramatically as if wanting to hug her as she held out her arms.Sakura turned Hinata before gasping dramatically,

"HINATA-CHAN!" Sakura cried as much as Hinata did in dramatic form with her arms also held out.And then they began running towards each other...IN SLOW MOTION.

Start playing Bay Watch background music.

"SAKURA!"

"HINATA!"

"SAKURA!"

"HINATA!"

"SHUT UP RIGHT NOW DANG IT!" Yelled Hidan as he covered his ears.

Bay Watch's background music had stopped instantly, leaving a chibi formed Sakura and Hinata crying dramatically into each other's arms.Hidan and Zetsu stared at them.

"You know Zetsu, These live chick-flicks are good," Hidan said with a smirk as Zetsu just shook his head in disappointment.

Uh...There ya go! I might change this into a SAKURA X HIDAN! But it is your choice! Vote for

Hidan X Sakura

or

Zetsu X Sakura

At chapter 4 or 5, the couple shall be chosen!

R&R PLZ