NOTE: JACOB IS NOT GOING TO A. RAPE BELLA, OR TOUCH HER IN ANY WAY, (as of the plot right now) B. JACOB AND BELLA ARE NOT RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER. C. LEMON IS COMING, DO NOT GIVE UP ON ME!! D. AFTER NEXT CHAPPIE THE MAJOR PLOT, (beside sex) IS COMING BACK, I PROMISE. DO NOT SHOOT ME!! (or use any other sharp objects, Brian is starting to try to convice me stop writing on here, cause he thinks my life is endangered, note slight scarism, I know you all are joking, right, right?? I got A LOT of reviewers that were angry and know how to express themselves….. that's for sure.)

But don't worry, all shall be explained. I promise!

Enjoy! (and please, I'm just uh a little worried were some of those 'YOU ARE SO STUPID WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!' reviews were a bit sarcastic right? Right? Please let me know.)

Was this Jacob? Did he force Bella? I have to go, but he said tha ti shouldn't, but if I go there the treaty is broken, what am I to do?

Don't go home you idiot! I told you not to, get here now or I'll just kill her now.

The voice rang in my thoughts.

Who are you?

You'll see soon enough, hurry up, or she'd dead. Don't waste time you don't have, Eddie.

I ran the fastest that I ever have to first beach, it took all of 4 minutes and I was there, searching for my precious Bella. Who was this guy? Where was my Bella?

Then I saw her, tied to a rock on the cliff that she jumped off a year ago.

"Bella!"

Don't go any closer Eddie, or she'll be thrown off, to sink to the ocean floor.

"Damn it! Who are you?"

"I'm Edward." Said a voice form behind me, I swirled around but nothing was there, a chuckle came form where I was previously looking. "this way Eddie,"

"Stop calling me that! And your not Edward, I am!"

"Oh, you are a bit slow aren't you? My name is Edward, and I'm calling that charming endearment to distinguish us, Eddie. I'm shocked you didn't understand that earlier."

"Are you a vampire?"

"Of course, you moron,"

"Your power?"

"You really are slow, today Eddie,"

"What is it!?"

"I don't think you should get that information just quite yet, Eddie,"

"Why are coming after us?"

"Man, you and Bella really do like the whole 20 question game don't you?"

I turned around slowly, "Let her go, be a man and fight someone on your own level," When I saw him, it was like looking in a mirror, expect one thing his eyes were red.

"Ah, but don't you get it? I'm not after you,"

"Why Bella?"

"Oh, I'm not after her either,"

What the fuck?

"I'm after him," His long white hand stretched up, pointing straight behind me, then I heard someone breathing.

"Bella!" Jacob called, running on the sand towards us, the stench was unbearable.

"Why him?" I asked.

"Easy, he's a werewolf, and I have some plans for him. You see, I have a, ah, bone to pick with him. And he just happens to be in love with a girl that smells simply mouth watering."

Maybe Bella was serious when she said it was an off day when she didn't get someone to tell her how edible she was.

"EDWARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Jacob yelled, finally meeting us.

"Which one?!" I scoffed, I can't believe this little ass hole, what the hell does he want with him?

I want watch the lights leave his eyes, I want to see him die, I want to torchure the women he loves in front of him.

"Why damn it!?"

"Don't you see Eddie? I loved Laurent and he killed him." He said simply. Vampires can be gay? Oh my god, this is just not right, women did always think that the hottest men were gay….

"I am not a man!" Holy shit, they have transvestites too? That look like my twin?

"No you fool! My power!" Oh, that would explain it. He was exactly a she and she changed appearances to whomever she wanted to be inside the head of. I understand now…

"Your not getting to Bella, you're the fool, you invited a werewolf and a vampire, against you, you're nothing."

"That would be correct, if I was alone." He, now she, changed into a strawberry blonde, tall, beautiful ivory skinned women. Tanya.

"I've moved on Edward."

Five men out form the forest, tall, big, muscular, men. Apparently to bigger and better things.

"And I see you have too, but with an ugly, mortal girl."

"You're just jealous that a mortal women holds more power and attraction over me, more than you could not have even dreamed of."

"Oh goody, it wouldn't be much fun if you were just in it for the shag."

No, that part was interpreted, thanks to Charlie.

"Oh no dear boy, that was me. Charlie has already been taken care of."

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