Chapter 8
Bases
Now all shall be explained, for those who have no earthly idea what is going on. Lol.
And thank you for still reading, and for your information I do not use LSD, or any drug while writing my stories, in fact I was just going to have 4 chapters, one for each base, and call it a day. But my lovely reviews happen to say things like, "It's going to be so funny when Edward asks his brothers for advice," or "what was Alice going to say?" Without that the last reviewer, I have no idea where this story would be now, because this idea just popped in my head after I read it, I assumed it was obvious that Alice was trying to help him not give in… but I'm glad I changed it, that doesn't really sound like Alice now does it??
Twilight's not mine, expect for the plot that has the majority of my reader scratching their head going 'wtf?'
And I really have no reconaliction of that 'Irina' girl that was in love with Laurent, while if she was, they all I have to say is, hey Vampires can 2 time, and break up and hook up, right? It not very likely but I think after 1,000 years, you might get tired of being in the sack with only one person. Or perhaps Laurent didn't love Tanya, but she did, get creative. I don't know why she loves him, but she does in this story.
I sit down, I put my hands on the key board and it comes out. Remember this is just a break form my novel, I write what comes to me. That's why I can't promise anything, as I writing this now I have no effing idea what is going to happen in this chap.
Enjoy! Hopefully after this chappie, all will be answered and then I can go to write the long awaited lemon! ;-)
"What happened to Charlie, and weren't you just a guy?" Jacob asked, meeting us.
"Tanya actually, and yes you foolish despicable murdering-"At that I had to snort, I know that I was probably going to die, and probably after I had to watch Bella suffer, but seriously? That's just rich, HER calling Jacob a murder! Ha!
"What the hell are you laughing at?"
"Oh nothing, now Tanya, are we going to match off or not?"
Edward don't worry once I'm in wolf form the pack-
"Shut up!" I yelled, how Bella ever claimed to love this idiotic insanely tall stupid boy! (A/N Edwards words not mine)
"Now now boys, I'm sure you are all very confused, I'll explain. I have been listening in on Edward. You see, I have this amazing talent. I can transform into anyone, read anyone's mind, and I can talk in their mind once I am in the duplicate of their body. Here's the tick, I can't with Bella, can't even change into her, that's why you're here Eddie I realized that you can't read her damn mind ass well, but I could do this because you never leave Bella's side, expect for when Charlie almost comes in when you're watching her sleep. Which is really creepy really."
"You watch her sleep?!" Jacob furiously whispered.
"Shut up!" I whispered back, such an idiot.
"Creep," he muttered. How much fun it would be to kill him….
"Smelly dog," I muttered back, he difentaianly couldn't have the last word.
"So like I was saying, I faked Charlie, and then you went running."
"Where is Charlie?" Jacob asked.
One of the men on the end of the forest now help up a black garbage bag, with lumps.
"Is-is that…." I was afraid to ask.
"Maybe, maybe not. Now, let's get on with the fun," she flew at vampire seed to the cliff where Bella was being held. Stinky and I raced behind her, and then ran next to Bella. She had a black eye, she was bleeding some where else on her body, which I didn't know where, and she was crying.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry…" she sobbed.
"Shhh….Bella it's not your fault, its okay,"
"Y-yes it is, if I hadn't gone to the meadow that day..." That's right, if she hadn't gone to the meadow we probably wouldn't be in this mess, but she was in the meadow because I left her. Again, this was my entire fault. Laurent wouldn't even be dead if Jacob wasn't trying to protect her, (A/N I know that he would have killed him anyways, but Edward is set on this being his fault.)
"Bella, I love you, I love you so much, I'm so sorry I got you into this," Jacob cooed. Ugh.
"Okay, so I hear that little Eddie doesn't want Bella a vampire like himself? Like I said, in for an easy lay, though it's always better with vampires. Then again, you wouldn't know, would ya?"
"Lets get this ass kicking over with, I've got thing to do, people to see Tanya." I snapped, even though I was pretty damn terrified, those five vampires behind her looked strong, trained, fairly new, and all with red eyes. Again my mind rang with two words, oh shit. Though this time, I would have much rather been trying to resist Bella's breasts than deal with this shit. Life's a bitch, than ya die, damn though I don't even get that. Life is just a bitch for me, no relief.
"I'm going to slowly transform her, Eddie. You know how that's done don't you Eddie?" Small bites with little, hardly any, venom for days. It would make the painful burning last for almost a week, which is just unbearable. But I had to play it cool.
"Oh that's all, well okay, I was gonna get 'round to it sooner or little. Now I don't have to go through the trouble of resisting her blood. Thanks." I remarked coolly.
"Oh well, then maybe I should just slip, and suck her dry."
"No!" smelly and I yelled.
"Oh ding ding ding! It's a winner! There we go, I'll just kill her now then." She walked over to my Bella. Bella looked at me with big tearful eyes, as she pled with me.
Then the battle began, I attacked Tanya and then Jacob started the attack on the rest. I had finally gotten a hold on her, and bit her, tearing her head and off when Stinky yelled to me.
"Their all dead!" What? He didn't seriously kill all of them? I had just killed one; he couldn't have slaughtered 5, impossible. Maybe Bella was choosing the wrong man. Maybe he was better than me; maybe I had lost my touch-
"They've been dead all this time! As soon as I touched 'em they just all dropped dead, but were already dead." He explained, I walked over to him, caring Tanya's head, and saw that in fact they were all dead. I held up her head and asked, "Explain,"
Very softly it said, "my power," but that was all she did get out, too much pain I suspect (A/N Step M. says that they never die until you burn them or something, so I still think their alive until you completely dismember them and them burn them. Sorry if I'm wrong! Just my opinion!) Weird.
"Maybe she could control dead corps of something, but what bout Charlie?"
"Did ya check the bag?"
"Yeah, pillows. I bet he's just at home watching the game," he laughed, highly doubt it, I thought.
Then I turned to Bella who was still crying, I rushed over to her and scooped her in my arms. She snuggled in, nuzzling my neck. I had this huge rush of emotions all at once. I looked in her eyes, and went to her ear.
"Bella," I whispered,
"Yes, love," came her soft tone.
"I love you and I want to make love to you. Right Now."
"Jacob!?" she called. She walked over to him, said that she loved him, kissed him on the check, squeezed his hand, and then walked over to me. "Edward?"
"Yes my love?"
She looked up at the sky, her eyes scanning the beautiful sunset laid out before them.
"Jacob is allowing the slip in the treaty to be disregarded." She murmured, walking over to me, wrapping her arms around me. "Take me to our meadow."
I picked her up and ran as fast as light to the place where I would softly be hearing Bella scream in ecstasy.
LEMON IS NEXT CHAPTER!! YAY! After that I'm not sure if I should end it. I have no idea, I'm still thinking. I'm not sure I if should keep going and have her as a vampire. I've really grown out of my original idea of this story…oops.
I don't know, do y'all want me to keep writing this story or do a different one?? Let me know in a review! I would think I would actually cry if I got 200 reviews. Oh! I forgot, my embarrassing story! Though it's not really embarrassing as normal though.
Okay so I was at work, my last day for a week HELLS YES! Anyhoo and I 'accidentally' wrote in and signed in, damn computer mind of its own. And I saw that I had 170 reviews. Then I read them and the majority were death threats, I hadn't noticed that Stacy was behind me reading as well until she went 'Damn! What'd you do? Say you support Bush and the troops in Iraq?" (God bliss them) but when she said that I busted out laughing and Super Kuper came up to me and he was like 'what now, Jenna?"
"Sorry-snort- just- giggle- bush- reviews- death threats- too much laughing to breath.
"Death Threat! We should report to the media!" He did this weird dramatic thing (which is SOOO not like him) then he straightened up and was like, in this serious voice, "how many?"
"170, sir"
"Damn, well will you promise that I can get that massage charge when after she's done it?"
"Who's done what?" Stacy and I both asked,
"When perpetual.marble kills you with her voodoo doll, or all the others that claim to be carrying knives."
"How do know that?"
"Well, I just saw the voodoo's girl's threat on your screen and well, I dabble a bit in fan fiction myself. Your stories are very good." Then he just walked away, shouting behind him, "Now get me my damn coffee!"
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED MY BIG TIME LAYWER BOSS SUPER KUPER READS FANFICTION??