Okay lets get this crazy show on the road. Feel sorry for Spike….very sorry…

Jet: Daughteralucard does not own cowboy bebop

Me: why cant everyone else be that sensitive about it

Vegeta: because you're a pussy!

Me: GET BACK IN YOUR OWN MANGA!

Spike: he is right. Your feelings are hurt to easy you need the tough love.

Me: . I do not….

Chapter 3

Ed looked around at all the pretty buttons. She wiggled her fingers like a magician and began to press random buttons. Next thing she knew she shot right of the deck and into the sky. She freaked out, in a happy sort of way; this was a new experience for her. She took the steering handles and began to wag the ship left and right. She did front flips, back flips, side rolls.

Spike woke up at one point but was throw to the side by the force and knocked out cold again (that can't be good for his head). Ed heard the loud THUMP and looked behind to see Spike in a different position; she just shrugged her shoulders and looked at what she was doing.

"PULL OVER THE SHIP," said a loud voice. Ed looked out the back end of the ship and saw a ship that had POLICE painted on the side and flaring sirens and lights. Sense Ed was intelligent but didn't know that the police wanted to give her a ticket; she thought they were playing a game with her. She giggled a bit and raced off in full speed. The cops called for back up and thus began the pursuit of the Swordfish.

She pulled into an asteroid field dodging comet after comet. She avoided the rocks and just barely missed large meteors. The police were not having so much luck. They almost crashed into every meteor and rock and comet they flew by. One and hit a large rock head on. "What the fuck is this guy's problem," shouted an officer.

Ed, still thinking this a game, flew down the near by planet were there was a rocky waste land. She flew under natural bridges and over small cliffs. She skated the surfaces of water and did sideways spins close to the ground. Two more police cars were almost lost going under the natural bridge and one almost hit the cliff dead on. Luckily it was only the bottom of the ship that was hit so the polite had to land.

Ed hugged the wall of a vary large crater and saw that police were in the front, back and top of her. She smiled and ducked the nose of the Swordfish down towards the ground. She snaked it up and in the opposite direction of the police. She heard a groaning noise in the back of the ship. She looked around and saw Spike coming to. "Spike-spike," she said excitedly, "come play with us!"

"What," he asked, "play? What is going on?"

"Ed and the police are playing a game of tag," she giggled. Spike freaked out.

"WHAT THE HELL?! ED WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" Ed looked a little confused. What was he yelling at her for? "ED WATCH WERE YOUR GOING!" Ed turned around sharply and saw she was tumbling down to the ground. She pulled them back up and barely missed the bottom of the crater. She skimmed the surface of the crater and out of it to the top. The police, still in hot pursuit of her, didn't know if this was a genius or a suicide.

"ED YOU PULL THIS SHIP OVER RIGHT NOW! WHO"S SHIP IS THIS?!"
"It's the Swordfish, dummy," giggled Ed.

"WHAT? YOU PULL MY SHIP OVER THIS INSTANT!"

Ed only laughed and said playfully, "Ed doesn't know how to land a ship." Spike paled. He just got this fixed. He pulled her out of the seat and took her spot. He pushed down on the break but nothing was happening. Suddenly, gun shots were heard and bullets were wizzing by the ship.

"Damnit!" Spike dodged the bullets and saw a large rock and decided to go for it. He eased the ship down and it skipped across the ground. When it hit the rock the only damage to the ship was the broken nose. He would kill Ed for this!

The police surrounded him on top and sides so he couldn't escape. One cop knocked on the window and Spike opened it. "Something wrong officer," he said laughing nervously.

"Sir, do you have any idea what kind of trouble you just put yourself in?"

"It wasn't me," he said panicky, "It was her." He pointed at the empty not realizing Ed had crawled into the trunk. The police looked at the empty seat and back at Spike. He turned around slowly and paled. The police man pulled him out of his ship and hand cuffed him. One officer opened the trunk and saw Ed smiling up innocently. "ED," he shouted angrily.

"What's the meaning of this," shouted an officer, "did you kidnap this little boy?"

"No, that kid lives with me and he is not a boy!"

"I've heard enough, we're taking you down to Venus, you have a right to remain silent, anything you do or say will be used against you in court." As he went down Spikes rights, Spike glared dangerously at Ed, Ed only waved at him. She suddenly got the creepy feeling that she had done something really bad.

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Poor Spike .