UPDATE! Did you guys miss me? Well I missed you! Sorry it took a while, writers block and all.

I've decided to keep a score board. If you are the first to update the point goes to you. There is a special prize to the winner after the last chapter

Commanderbubbles101: 2 Anonimoose: 2

Chapter 5

Naomi and Jacob left early that morning. Venus wasn't that far form Mars (because it is my universe and I can do what I want with it. By the way it is no longer called Uranus it now called Myanus!) so it was a quick trip. They landed at the dock greated by the usual welcome party of Edward and Ein.

"Oh," said Naomi with a smile, "who is this?"

"My name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky VI! And this is Ed's friend Ein." (best not to ask)

"What did she say," whispered Naomi.

"I have no idea," whispered Jacob. "Edward, where is everyone?"

"Everyone is inside. Grandma lady arrived yesterday!" Just then the door came open and Teresa walked in. She smiled at Jacob and Jacob smiled back.

"Hello Jacob," she said, "who is this?"

"This is Naomi, Naomi this is Teresa."

"Oh it's very nice to meet you Teresa, how do you two know each other?"

"I'm his ex wife," said Teresa nonchalantly. Naomi smiled an nodded, suddenly feeling every uncomfortable.

"Is this little boy yours," she asked.

"Oh no," said Jacob, "Ed isn't ours. Ed also isn't a boy but a girl."

"Damnit," hissed Teresa. Jacob snapped his head up at his ex wife, she had never cursed before! Teresa saw the look and giggled it off in her annoying bubbly way. The annoyance hadn't been totally beaten out of her, just most of it.

"Who is your friend," Teresa asked Ed.

"This is Ein," she replied happily. Ein barked and jumped a bit. Ed 'flew' out of the room like an airplane and Ein frolicked after (I still believe the dog is gay --) barking happily (lets give him a prada hand bag and Patrick Cox shoes on him while we are at it. Does Patrick Cox do dog sizes? I don't know anything about designer shoes, I just know some of the names).

"Oh it was terrible," said Teresa, "Spike let Ed drive and put her in the trunk of his ship and he was arrested!" Jacob turned bright red, Teresa needed to learn when it was appropriate to say those things and in front of Naomi was not, and he looked down at Naomi who looked interested in the story. Teresa told the whole story and finished just as Spike walked in. Everyone looked at him and ceased the conversation.

"What," he asked a little nervous, "could you stop looking at me and not stop talking when I walk in? It makes me think you were talking about me, mother!"

"What," she asked innocently.

"What do you mean what? What did you tell them!?"

"Did you do something so irresponsible as let a child drive," asked Jacob disappointedly. I don't care who you are, when parents say it like that it is absolutely annoying! It makes you wanna scream, JUST YELL AT ME ALREADY!

"Are you really going to have to do therapy," asked Naomi.

"Who are you," asked Spike.

"Naomi," she said.

"Nice to meet you and yes, I really have to go through therapy."

"Well, if anything, therapy will be good for you. When do you start," asked Jacob.

"Your acting like this is good news!"

"He starts after Christmas. I plan to still be here, what about you two?"

"It's up to Jacob."

"Of course we plan to," said Jacob happily.

"EXCUSE ME!"

"Spike, darling, don't shout. Now Naomi, tell me about your self." Teresa, Jacob, and Naomi walked out laughing leaving an irate bounty hunter festering. He stood in silence for a moment then ran up to them.

"HEY," he shouted after them, "I'M TALKING TO YOU GUYS!"

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I know it's not much and I know it's been a while but here it is anyway. Hey I need some idea's on therapy sessions! Christmas isn't going to be much mostly because I'm looking forward to therapy with Spike. Hope you don't mind.

Next time:

Christmas shopping again

CHRISTMAS MORNING!