Me: Welcome to Fruits Basket: Truth or Dare!
Lexy: Where our favorite Furuba characters get thruthed or dared!
Me: Our first dare is from RandomFandom100 Dear Shigure I dare you to give up for a week.
Lexy: Shweeeeeeeeeet.
Me: Gure!
Gure: Yes, my flowers?
Lexy: We have a dare for you. You must give up for a week.
Gure: "Star, star?"
Me: I assume it means porn.
Gure: (crying) Not my precious porn!!
Me: There is always the punishment…
Gure: What is it?
Me: Lexy and I must decide on it. (Lexy and I huddle in a corner)
Lexy: whisper, whisper
Me: whisper, whisper
Lexy: whipery-whisper, whisper
Me: Okay!
Gure: What's the punishment?
Lexy: The dare!
Gure: (groans)
Me: (pulls out bazooka)
Lexy: (pulls out laser)
Me: I'll go for that half of the room, you go for the other half.
Lexy: (smiles evily and destroys all the porn on the other half)
Me: (destroys my half completely)
Lexy: Uh…Gure your house is broken!
Gure: Nooooooooooooooooo!!
Me and Lexy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!!
Gure: First you destroy my porn…and then my house?! What kind of cruel world is this?!
Me: The one we live in.
Lexy: Obey or die.
Me: Anyway, onto our next letter!
Lexy: This one is also from RandomFandom100 Dear Hiro Who do you like?
Me: Te he.
Lexy: Hiro!
Hiro: Hmm?
Lexy: Who do like?
Hiro: (mutters something under breath and runs away)
Me: I don't think he told us.
Lexy: No he did, we just couldn't understand it.
Me: Okay….Our next letter is from Animeprincess32 Dear Kyo I dare you go on a date with Kagura and kiss her after the date is done.
Lexy: Ther's also: Dear Yuki ask Tohru on a date and admits your love for her after.
All: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (Teary-Eyed)
Me: Yun-Yun!
Yun-Yun: What is it?
Lexy: There's a dare for you. Kyo! We need you!
Kyo: What the (beep) is it now?
Me: A dare.
Kyo and Yuki: (Read dares)
Kyo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Yuki: Mine should go well.
Kyo: NEVER!
Me and Lexy: (pull out bazooka and laser)
Kyo: NO!!
Me and Lexy: Obey or die!
Kyo: I'll die!
Me: (evil smirk)
Lexy: Are you sure about that?
Kyo: (looks deep in thought) Fine…
Lexy: Fine what…?
Kyo: I'll go on a date with Kagura…
Me: Awesome!
Yuki: Tohru!
Tohru: Yes?
Yuki: Do you wanna go out for dinner or something? Just the two of us?
Tohru: S-sure!
Kyo: (muttering) You have it easy, pretty boy.
-Later-
Kyo: I…almost….died!
Me: Cool.
Lexy: Whatever.
Kyo: Why are you so uninterested in me? Look at me! I'm smexi!
Me and Lexy: We're watching Yuki confess his undying love for Tohru.
Kyo: WHAT?!
Me: Sssssshhhhh
Lexy: Sssssssssshhhhhh
Yuki: The truth is…I l-love you Tohru.
Tohru: I-I love you too, Sohma-kun.
Yuki and Tohru: (kiss)
Me and Lexy: Awwwwwwwwww
Gure: Awww young-
Lexy: (locks Gure in a closet) No porn, remember?
Kyo: I think I'd rather eat leek than watch this…It makes me sick.