Title: Reinette, Reinette
Rating: K+
Summary: A poem from Rose's POV about Reinette.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Reinette.
Author's Note: No idea where this came from. I just started thinking about it last night (when I was trying to get to sleep, as usual).
Reinette, Reinette
Reinette, Reinette
You were young Jeanne-Antoinette
When the monsters came into your life
Reinette, Reinette
You were scared, I'll bet
Then the Doctor calmed your strife
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
You owed him a great debt
So you thanked him with a snog
Reinette, Reinette
I couldn't help, when we met
Thinking of you as a female dog
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
You're a major threat
You're everything I am not
Reinette, Reinette
Oh how I regret
The TARDIS landing in that spot!
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
There's no need to fret
The Doctor will save the day
Reinette, Reinette
He's caught in your net
And now, he's here to stay
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
Your place in history was set
You could never see the stars
Reinette, Reinette
Here's what you must get:
You were from Venus, but he wasn't from Mars
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
How can I forget
The look in the Doctor's eyes?
Reinette, Reinette
He said he wasn't upset
But I could see through his lies
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
My Doctor's eyes are wet
You touched him, I can see
Reinette, Reinette
I have not, as of yet
Had him feel that way about me.
(-)
Reinette, Reinette
You ate a baguette … ah stuff it.
I know that bit at the end was really random, but I thought it was funny enough to include.
By the way, visit my profile to see a really awesome Doctor/Reinette vid (I know I hate her, but it's a great vid!).