Zexion woke up in Lexaeus' bed. It was large and the sheets were a minty green color. He snuggled into the covers and smiled contentedly.

It must have just been a dream. "Guys can't get pregnant," Zexion reminded himself softly. "It was just a dream."

He sighed and got up beginning to stretch. At least he wasn't feeling hungry anymore. He yawned and looked down at his digital wrist watch. His slate colored hair swayed as he gasped at the time. "I was supposed to be at the meeting an hour ago!" he yelled to no one in particular. He got up and quickly dressed out of the pajamas Lexaeus most likely dressed him in. They were obviously not his because they went past his hand and almost touched the ground. The legs were also too long and covered his feet completely. He stripped of the bothersome clothing and changed into his usual cloak. He quickly summoned a portal to the meeting room where everyone stared at him.

"Hey guys!" He smiled. "Sorry I am soooo late but I accidently slept in past the meeting time so can I please not be in trouble?" he smiled.

"No." Xemnas said blankly before anyone else had a chance to speak.

"Nyoron?" Zexion said looking hopeful still.

"Trouble. You will see me after this meeting is over." Xemnas gave everyone a small card with the details of their missions and the worlds they were going to then dismissed them.

"Ohhhh, looks like Zexy is in trouble" Xigbar stuck his tongue out and let out a small snicker. Lexaeus narrowed his eyes and cracked his knuckles as they all conjured their dark vortexes and in a snap were gone.

Xemnas summoned his own portal and appeared next to Zexion. "I have noticed, VI, that you are very different as of late. You have been missing the majority of missions, meetings as well. Your appetite is beastly and no one can take your mood swings! I am afraid we may have to find a new VI, someone stronger, less lazy, more energized. Someone with a smaller appetite and less mood swings. Know that I am not kidding when I say that you bmust/b step up on your game, now."

Zexion nodded vigorously, "Yes superior. A-are we...th-through?" he asked hesitantly.

"Not even close." This was the Superior's reply as he rested and hand on the younger boy's groin. Zexion lit up like a fire cracker. He did not have one scheme in his genius brain to get himself out of this. He just let out a squeak as his superior tackled him and spread his legs with a devious grin upon his face.

Lexaeus was starting to worry when Zexion had not come out, but he would never dare to intrude on the Superior's important lectures. He learned from when the Superior called Xigbar Saix and Marluxia for a private meeting it could last from a few minutes to a few hours, each time it left the victim looking exhausted and just plain terrible. He was so drown out in his thoughts he hadn't realized that two of the younger nobodies had snuck up behind him.

"Lexy!" Roxas and Demyx yelled in perfect unison. Demyx jumped on his back and threw his arms around the taller male's neck. Roxas grabbed Lexaeus' arm and snuggled it. Lexaeus looked down at them and smiled then looked towards the room where his beloved was most likely being torn down by the superior's scoldings.

"C'mon Lexy! Why don't you ever talk!?" Demyx exclaimed.

"Yeah! You never smile either!" Roxas pouted. "You need to be more happy and upbeat! That way Zexion will be more happy too! Vexen once told me that if you are happy it can cheer your partner up too! Zexion is always so emo and depressed!"

Lexaeus let out a small, cough like, laugh. He nodded to them and smiled. "You are right."

Demyx giggled, "That is good! the minute he sees your smile he will light up!"

"Sure?" Lexaeus asked softly.

"We are absolutely positively sure!" Roxas and Demyx both said with large smiled upon their faces.

The door slowly started to open and Lexaeus Roxas and Demyx looked towards it, expecting Zexion.

"Zexy!" Roxas and Demyx smiled.

Lexaeus smiled and held out his arms waiting for a hug from the smaller boy.

Zexion looked down and ran through the hall before opening the door to his room and slamming it shut. Lexaeus' smile turned to a worried frown. He looked down at the two smaller nobodies searching for an answer to Zexion's behavior.

Roxas thought, "I know! Zexion is just feeling sad right now because he was scolded by Xemnas! He just needs to see your smile because he didn't even look up when he walked out!"

Demyx nodded, "Yeah! Go to his room and cheer him up!"

Lexaeus smiled again and made a portal into Zexion's room. He found Zexion crying face down in his pillow.

"Zex?" He said approaching the boy.

"Leave me alone!" Zexion yelled in reply.

Lexaeus sat on the edge of the bed and kicked off his boots. He laid next to Zexion and stroked his hair comfortingly.

"What's wrong?" Lexaeus asked.

"Nothing," Zexion replied wiggling around to turn away from him.

Lexaeus wrapped his arms around Zexion hugging him tightly. He kissed Zexion's head and nuzzled him. "I think it will look like you," he muttered into Zexion's hair.

Zexion scoffed, "I am not pregnant!" he said. "I am a man...only Larxene or Namine can get pregnant, but nobody likes Larxene and Namine is too young."

Lexaeus smiled, "It is in fact possible, Vexen said so remember?"

"Just because Vexen says something is possible doesn't mean it's true!" Zexion said.

Lexaeus sat up and turned Zexion onto his back. He bent down and started to kiss his tummy. "Hi baby, I am your daddy," he smiled.

"You are a fool..." Zexion mumbled. "There is no baby, you silly talking to my stomach."

"Hello baby, I am going to be the best daddy ever," Lexaeus continued.

"Lex...stop...you never talk why are you starting now...?" Zexion asked in an 'It's kind of annoying tone'.

Lexaeus ignored Zexion, something rarely ever done, and continued his conversation with Zexion's stomach. "I am sure you will be the most adorable baby ever and I am also positive that you are going to have the best mommy in the world."

Zexion rolled away, "Stop I'm serious Lex..." he said.

Lexaeus rolled next to him and began kissing his neck.

"Lex...stop...I'm serious," Zexion said trying to get away.

Lexaeus, who was interpreting Zexion's sudden shyness as a game, continued. He put his hands under Zexion shirt and tweaked with his nipples. Zexion moaned softly but was still trying to wiggle away.

"Why so shy?" Lexaeus whispered in his ear.

Zexion started crying. This situation was turning out a lot like the one with his once admirable Superior. He looked up at Lexaeus while tears streamed down his face. Lexaeus could feel his little heart thumping against his chest. (Because I say so!! DDDD) He blinked and released Zexion who proceeded to roll off of the bed and crawl to a corner. He held his head and rocked back and forth breathing heavily to himself. Lexaeus quickly sprang into action, wondering what was wrong with his beloved.

"Zexion?" He asked stroking the boy's cheek.

Zexion squeezed his eyes shut and started to sib loudly. "Why does it have to be me?" he asked.

bA/N: Hey everybody!! Happy April fools day!! Okay...so I know...the more stories I write and the more chapters I add...seem to get...worse. It's like my ability to produce something that is even remotely good has vanished...and now I must go be emo and cut myself...srsly...lol jkjk...I just really feel that way. (Minus the cutting part shivers) /b