Hi again. I have a joke for you! Where do deer like to go on vacation? Shikago! For those who don't get it, Shika means deer. You can figure the rest out, right? Chicago, Shikago me like to laugh. Hahahaha!

In The Future

Chapter 12: New News

"Hi Mom and Dad, You needed me?" asked a curious Hikaru. He had poked his head his parent's room.

"Yes we did Hikaru," said his father Neji. Hikaru entered the room and walked toward his parents slowly.

"If you had a little sibling, what would you do?" said Hikaru's mother Tenten. He stopped in front of them and looked at them.

"If you mean what type of sibling I would like to have, I would like a sister."

"Why a sister and not a brother?" asked Neji.

"I think a sister would be better to deal with then a brother. She would probably listen to me and follow me where ever I go,"

"Are you so sure of that? What if she doesn't?" asked Tenten.

"Trust me, I know she would. So why did you ask me that question?"

"Well Hikaru, you're going to have a little sibling soon," said Neji.

"Really?"

"Yes Hikaru, we both know that you're going to have a little sister soon," said Tenten.

"…Wait… how do you know that you're having a girl?"

"I just do Hikaru," said Tenten. Hikaru was in shock.

"W-what?! I'm actually going to have a little sister?!"

"Yes Hikaru you are going to have a younger sister," said Neji with a loving look at Tenten. Tenten looked at Neji with the same look. Hikaru stared at the ground in complete shock. He walked out of the room without a single word. Neji and Tenten looked at each other again.

"Do you think he's happy about this?" asked Tenten.

"Yes I think he's happy about it but he's just in shock that's all," said Neji in reply.

"Oh, okay." Tenten looked at the door Hikaru had exited and entered threw.

'Hikaru,'

Outside:

"Hi Hikaru!" Hoshiko had been waiting for him on the other side of the door. She got a shriek out of Hikaru. Hoshiko was on the ceiling.

"Heeheehee."

"Stop that Hoshiko! This is serious!" said Hikaru with a very serious look on his face.

"Oh? What is it?" Hoshiko was still hanging from the ceiling.

"I'm going to become a big brother soon enough." Hikaru still had some alarm in his voice.

"Oh really! I'm glad to hear that!"

"I'm not sure if I'm ready for this big responsibility. I'm going to be a failure as a big brother," Hikaru had started to doubt himself.

"Hey, don't doubt yourself! I'm sure you're going to be a great big brother! As a matter of fact I believe, no change that, I know you're going to be the best big brother ever!" Hoshiko was trying to cheer Hikaru up. It seemed to work because Hikaru looked at her with thankful eyes.

"Thanks Hoshiko,"

"Anytime Hikaru," Hoshiko detached herself from the ceiling, did a stylish flip quickly and landed on the floor.

"How can you do that?" asked Hikaru. Hoshiko turned around and smiled at Hikaru.

"I have my sources," Hoshiko winked at him. Hikaru looked at her with a puzzled look and left her. Haruto came up to Hoshiko a few minutes later.

"Oy, Sis! Aunt Hanabi wants to see us," said Haruto. Hoshiko looked at him.

"Okay Bro." They both went to Hanabi's room and entered threw the door without hesitation.

"Hello Haruto, Hoshiko," said Hanabi. They both looked at their aunt.

"Hello Aunt Hanabi," they both said simultaneously. Hanabi looked at both of them again.

"I have greet news. First off, you two have a new uncle!" Hoshiko and Haruto looked at each other in shock and amazement.

"Who is it?" asked Haruto.

"Is he nice?" asked Hoshiko right after Haruto.

"What does he look like?" asked Haruto. They were hording her with questions.

"Stop!" yelled Hanabi. They stopped asking her questions. Hanabi breathed in and breathed out. A few moments pasted before she spoke again.

"This is way I brought him here with me. Konohamaru! You can come in now," said Hanabi. A person walked into the room. He had a Konoha headband on his forehead. Hoshiko and Haruto knew that he was a ninja.

"Hello Hoshiko! Hello Haruto! Hanabi told me about you two! I'm going to be your new…" he was interrupted.

"Uncle Konohamaru!" they both said at the same time. They yelled and jumped on Konohamaru. Hanabi was smiling at them. Konohamaru had Hoshiko pinned but Haruto was on top of him. Haruto was trying to get Konohamaru off of Hoshiko but in a wrestling way.

"Oh, you've got me!" said Konohamaru. Haruto had gotten Hoshiko out from underneath him. They were both on top of him.

"Okay, okay. We'll play later okay? Please get off of me," said Konohamaru.

"Okay uncle," They both got off of him. Konohamaru sat down with his legs crossed.

"It seems you two are an ultimate tag-team. Haruto you can distract an enemy. You're also very strong. The way you got me off of Hoshiko tells me that your strength increases when a comrade is in trouble. Hoshiko you can squeeze threw a tight area. You are also very much strong legged. The way you got out from underneath me tells me that you are, in one simple word, stealthy," said Konohamaru. They both looked at each other quickly then looked back at him with wide smiles on their faces.

"Okay, now then, the second thing is that I'm pregnant," said Hanabi. Hoshiko and Haruto had their mouths open with shock. Konohamaru pulled Hanabi closer to him with one arm. Hanabi laid her head on Konohamaru.

"S-so…" said Hoshiko still in shock.

"We're going to have…" said Haruto. Hanabi nodded her head. Konohamaru he closed his eyes and smiled widely.

"You two are going to have another cousin and your mother is going to be an aunt," said Hanabi. Konohamaru looked down at Hanabi and looked loving at her. Hanabi looked up at him and returned the same look. They both kissed each other.

"Ew!" said Haruto.

"Yuck!" said Hoshiko. They both exited the room in disgust.

"That was disgusting wasn't it Hoshiko?" said Haruto. Hoshiko looked at him in the eyes.

"The ending was somewhat disgusting but at least we have some good news," said Hoshiko. Haruto looked at her with many emotions.

"Somewhat disgusting, why do you say that? They kissed at the end," said Haruto.

"Yeah, a kiss represents, in that case, love for each other. It was somewhat romantic, but for us, it was disgusting." Haruto looked at his sister in wonder.

"Okay… but anyway, let's go and tell Hikaru about this," Hoshiko nodded her head and they headed off to where Hikaru was.

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