Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Naruto.

Arrival

Hinata forced her eyes open, and saw that she and her eleven – wait, eleven? – companions were surrounded in a bright yellowish-white light.

She looked around, and suddenly spotted Naruto and Gaara. Their left hands were seemingly extended by oddly colored chakra, and grasping on midair.

The two boys were pushing random people together into pairs, and Hinata's eyes closed to the sight of Naruto floundering towards her.

Tenten was having a very odd dream. Nothing was really happening; she was just staring at Neji, who was wearing different clothes, and had his eyes closed.

However, the Hyuuga opened his eyes, and Tenten was shocked to see that they were pitch black, like an Uchiha's!

Tenten awoke with a start, and loudly squealed, "NEJI!" She heard someone groan, and looked down, to see – who else – Neji Hyuuga.

Neji's eyes were squinted shut, and he had his hands over his ears. "Tenten, do you have to make so much noise?" he asked.

Tenten pulled his hands off of his ears, and squealed, "DO YOU HAVE BLACK EYES!?"

Neji's eyes snapped open, and he yanked his hands away. "NO! Tenten, you're hurting my ears!"

At that moment, Tenten realized that she was lying on top of Neji. She jumped up, blushing, and said loudly, "GOMEN, NEJI!" (Sorry, Neji!)

Neji stood up slowly, brushing off his clothes as he did. He was no longer wearing the traditional Hyuuga robes, but instead was garbed in his old training outfit, minus his headband or the bandage that was usually wrapped around his forehead.

"It's fine, Tenten. Just lower your voice…"

Tenten nodded furiously, the blush on her cheeks deepening as she saw was she was wearing.

Her shirt was tied around her stomach, and she had short shorts on. Her hair was tied up like a fountain on the top of her head, and she was wearing black, standard ninja sandals. She suddenly noticed, also, that she had a backpack on, and that another backpack was on the ground next to Neji.

Naruto was dreaming. It was, even by his standards, a very odd dream. He and Hinata were standing in the damp corridors that made up his sub-consciousness.

Hinata was wearing a short black skirt, and a white tube top. Her hair was long, and styled somewhat like Yuuhei Kurenai's.

Hinata blushed deeply, and covered her eyes. Naruto, not knowing what she was hiding from, looked around. He could see nothing out of the ordinary, so he looked down at himself, and – shrieked.

He was wearing a red-orange belly shirt, and black leather pants that were baggy at the bottoms, but had elastic cuffs. His hair was slightly longer than it had been previously; it looked exactly like the Yondaime Hokage's had.

He quickly folded his arms over his stomach to hide the seal there, and looked back up at Hinata – but she had disappeared. At that moment, he woke up.

Naruto's eyes opened slowly, and he saw that he was in a sunny clearing. He stood up, and saw that Hinata was close by, blushing madly. 'It's just like my dream,' he thought.

He quickly glanced down, and saw that he was, indeed, wearing exactly what he had been wearing in his dream. Hinata, too, looked exactly as Naruto had seen in his dream.

At long last, Naruto yelped, and crossed his arms over his stomach. Hinata blushed even deeper, and turned away.

Temujin was asleep, or so he thought. From what he could tell, he didn't have any reason to be asleep. Perhaps it had something to do with the jutsu that Nara Shikamaru had activated earlier.

In the dreamscape, Temujin could see a person standing close by, with his or her back turned. The person turned around, and Temujin saw that it was a man.

The man looked to be around the same age as Temujin, and had very dark brown hair. His eyes Temujin could not see, for he was wearing a bamboo hat tilted over them.

Temujin blinked, and suddenly the man was very close to him. He felt something wet touch his lips, and he shrieked, pushing the other man away.

Temujin woke up suddenly, still shrieking, and rubbed frantically at his lips. He looked around, and didn't see anyone, so he calmed down quickly.

Temujin looked down at himself, and shrieked – again.

He was wearing a cream white shirt with long sleeves, and a green, knee-length skirt. Around his waist was a tan sash, and he didn't have any shoes on.

"I'M A TRANSVESTITE!" he exclaimed loudly. He heard someone clear their throat behind him, and spun around. There, lying on the ground not far away, was the person from his dream.

Temujin shrieked yet again, and fell over backwards. He pointed at the man, and said shakily, "Y-you're the one in m-my dream that k-k-kissed me!"

The man shrugged lazily, and stood up. "Probably, since I remember kissing a transvestite like you in my dream."

Temujin shuddered. So he had been kissed in his dream! By another guy!

The man walked over to Temujin and held out his hand to help the blonde up. "My name's Uchiha Itachi. If we're going to be stuck together in a place like this, wherever it may be, then we had better get to know each other."

Temujin accepted Itachi's hand, and was pulled to his feet. "I'm Temujin. I thought that Uchiha Sasuke's entire family had been killed. Are you related to him?"

Itachi, who still had hold of Temujin's hand, pulled the blonde close, breathing into his ear, "If you fancy that I am, then so I am."

Temujin made a small 'eep' sound, and pulled away hurriedly, trying to form words and ultimately failing.

Itachi smirked, and turned away, waving his straw hat lazily. "I'm his older brother; I was the one who killed the one who killed his entire family."

Temujin shuddered again; this was going to be a long mission.

Sasuke was having a horrible dream. He was tied to a pole, and Sakura was nearby, soundly kissing Gaara. He wrenched at the ropes that tied him to the pole, trying to escape, but it wasn't working.

Sasuke woke with a start, and floundered madly about, shouting. Someone squealed in his ear, and he looked down, to see bright pink hair.

Sakura rolled off of Sasuke, and said, "Gomen, Sasuke! I just woke up!"

Sasuke shrugged, and sat up. "Where are we?" he asked, looking around. He and Sakura had landed on a grassy field, with no trees around, and very few bushes.

Sakura shrugged. "I think that Shikamaru might have messed up the jutsu." At that moment, Sakura and Sasuke both noticed what the other was wearing.

Sakura had on an outfit that was very similar to her familiar red dress, but differed slightly in that it was now two pieces; a short skirt with green spandex shorts, and a red t-shirt that showed a little of her belly.

Sasuke was wearing a plain black t-shirt with the Uchiha clan symbol on the back. He also had on a plain pair of jeans on, and ninja sandals.

Suddenly, the two heard a rustling sound in the bush behind them. They spun around and found themselves face-to-face with…