A/N: Yay! Chapter 2 is here! BTW I don't own. Don't sue.

Chapter 2

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(Hokage's Tower – two hours after Naruto's disappearance)

"WHERE IS HE?" Iruka roared. Every ninja in the vicinity winced at the angered chunnin's cry. "Why would he leave?"

"Iruka!" Sarutobi yelled effectively getting the younger man's attention. "He did leave a note for us." Iruka calmed down and sat next to Kakashi so the Hokage could read what Naruto left.

Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sensei, and Old-man Hokage. I've been approached by an elf who has offered to train me to use the Kyuubi's chakra. Before you go crazy or something she pushed that it was my decision and mine alone. I'll be back in two weeks! – Naruto.

The three ninja were quite as they each processed what was read. Finally Kakashi spoke up. "Hokage-sama, did you know about this?" Sarutobi glanced up.

"Yes. The elf is named Nightstar Mialay. She came here to resign the treaty between her people and our country. She then requested to teach Naruto. Naturally I refused, afraid she was after Kyuubi. I knew something was wrong when she gave in to easily." The Sandaime sighed. "All we can do now is wait."

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(Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry)

It was a nice, calm day in the Headmaster's office. At least until mid afternoon when one of the newly repaired objects Harry broke in is fit of rage, began to shrill. Loudly. Dumbledore jumped from his chair and sent Fawkes off to summon the Order before Flooing to their Headquarters himself.

He paced as the members quickly joined him and gathered around the kitchen table. "Ablus. What's going on? Is Harry alright?" Molly Weasly was very worried about her semi-adopted son and could only pray that he was fine.

"Everyone gather around," Dumbledore ordered. Only once he was sure he had their undivided attention did he continue. "Just recently the wards around Harry Potter's home have collapsed. I am here to assemble a team to assist me in finding out why." As soon as he paused for breath Remus Lupin, Alastor Moody, the two elder Weaslys, and Tonks all stood and approached him. Dumbledore nodded his consent and held out a 

ballerina slipper portkey. When they landed again is was in front of Harry's home. It took all of Remus's will power not to go running up and breaking down the door.

Instead he allowed Dumbledore to lead them calmly up to the front door and knocked. They waited patiently as Petunia opened the door with a scowl. Seeing so many wizard and witches she quickly allowed them in. "What do you want?"

"Hello Petunia. Where is your nephew?" Dumbledore asked politely.

"Gone."

"Gone?"

"Yes gone," she said crossly. Vernon watched silently from the kitchen doorway and Dudley disappeared into his room. "Are you hard of hearing? He's gone, vanished, disappeared, flown the coop, fed up with you and took off, take your pick. He did however inform me that there is a note for you in his room. As soon as you are done get out." With that she turned around and stalked into the kitchen, leaving the befuddled Order members behind.

Dumbledore turned to Remus and Tonks since they were the only ones with that knew where Harry's room was and motioned for them to lead the way. Tonks took the initiative and lead the group up. "Here we are," she said motioning to the closed door. "Professor would you do the honors?"

Dumbledore nodded and opened the door, drawing his wand at the same time. Seeing no obvious traps or tricks he slowly stepped into the small room when he felt a wash of magic flow over him. But when nothing happened he grew puzzled.

"Um… Albus?" Remus's voice was very strained. "I think you need to look in a mirror." Dumbledore looked behind him confused. The Weaslys, Remus, Moody, and Tonks looked like they were trying very hard not to break out laughing. Dumbledore looked down. What he saw wasn't exactly what he expected. He was wearing a clown suite complete with red nose, crazy tie-dye hair, and face paint.

"What happened? Where is that note?" Just as he spoke a blue envelope appeared in front on him. Irritated he snatched it out of the air and opened it. To everyone's shock it spoke.

"Dear Dumbledore. Do you like the little surprise I left you? No? Oh well, don't worry. I'm sure the spell will where off. Sooner or latter. Sorry you missed me but I'm off to get some well deserved training. Since you only care to manipulate me you prick. Don't worry I'll be back in time for my birthday. Pass this on to some one else you git. Try Tonks." A seriously pissed off Dumbledore passed the blue letter on to Tonks before trying to undo the spell. Nothing so far was working.

"Hi Tonks!" the letter continued cheerfully. "If you haven't guessed by now this reads magical signatures and responds accordingly. Sooo girl why haven't you hooked up our favorite wolf yet? If you two aren't dating by the time I get by my trainer has personally vowed to get you two together. Pass on to the Weasley's please!"

Tonks was blushing horribly when she passed the letter to a teary eyed Molly and cast a side long glace at Remus. "Mr. and Mrs. Weasley. I really appreciate what you've done for me all these years. I feel like you're the mother I could never have, again thanks to Bumblebee. If you need anything I will try to help you with it when I return. Tell Ron and Hermione about my training for me will you? Thanks. Moody next please."

Molly was sobbing too hard to pass the letter so Arthur had to do it for her. As usual Moody was as paranoid as usual and cast a levitating charm on the letter, rather that touching it himself. Everyone was startled when it laughed. "Moody, Moody, Moody. You've always been a suspicious man. Don't worry the only hex was for Bumblebee. You're safe. My trainer says to tell you she's going to drum your motto into my head and make me live up to it. Remus please." Grinning like a madman Moody floated the letter to the graying werewolf.

"Dear Remus. I'm safe. Actually safer that I would be here at Private Dive. Anyway there's another letter for you in your room back at the Order's place! Look for our favorite dog being freed soon! Harry James Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, and Savior of the whole bloody world." Remus smirked as the letter puffed out of existence. He recognized it as one of their prank letters when he and the Marauders were in school. It seemed that his cub had figured out a way to keep it from insulting people.

Bummble-bee the clown, as he was nicknamed by the Order members who were there, was glaring at the spot the letter had been. "Remus do you know how to counteract this spell?" he asked in his grandfatherly voice. Remus shook his head slowly and Dumbledore sighed. He then held out the same slipper to return to Headquarters. He needed to find Harry Potter and get him back under control as soon as possible.

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(The Next Day at Headquarters)

Everyone was sitting around the kitchen table speculating where Harry was and what kind of training he was getting when suddenly the owl carrying the Daily Prophet came threw the window and landed in front of Mr. Weasley. The head of the Weasley family absently paid the owl and looked the paper over with out really seeing it.

"Anything interesting dear?" Mrs. Weasley asked.

"Not really darling. Death Eater attacks, Fudge is being an idiot, a letter in the paper from Harry… "

"WHAT!"

Mr. Weasley straitened in his chair and spread the article out on the table in front of him. Everyone crammed around in order to get a good look themselves causing Molly to read it allowed preventing anyone from getting hurt.

"Dear Wizarding World," she began, "I am writing to inform you of a few things. First of all Voldemort isn't your greatest enemy, although I will admit he is a threat. No your greatest enemy is yourselves. You re all blind, arrogant, sheep. Yes sheep. You follow what ever someone tells you. For example! The majority believe that werewolves, vampires, goblins, centaurs, house-elves, and other magical sentiment creatures are inferior to us, humans. Truth of the matter is humans are magically weaker than previously named magical beings.

"The second thing is you believe everything someone else tells you without forming you own opinions. Example: Everyone believed that Voldemort had not returned. They believed that Dumbledore and I were insane. Well I bid you good luck. If you don't get your heads out of your arses Voldemort will kill you. Yours truly, Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived." Everyone inside Headquarters sat back and processed what their friend and hero had written and looked at each.

"Smart boy," Moody commented.

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(Somewhere that even the author doesn't know about)

Harry looked up from his work and gave a violent sneeze. "You ok Thoron(eagle)?" his younger brother asked.

"Yea qwan(brother). The idiots back home got my letter though." Naruto and Harry smirked at each other and continued their reports for poisons. No one knew that the fun was jut beginning.

A/N: (wipes forehead wearly) Second chapter done and out you all!

Thanks are in order to Starfire the Dragon, InsaneGiggles, snarfy, styr-oh, and Twin Tails Speed! I really didn't expect any reviews!