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Meeting Room 2

"Alright, alright, everyone have a seat and settle down." Mustang waited for his team to take a seat in the empty Meeting Room 2 along with Sheska, Armstrong, Ross, Brosh and of course the undeniable Maes Hughes. They all sat around the long table as Roy showed the first slide on the screen behind him. "This," he pointed with a pointer, "is subject A, one Edward Elric, state alchemist, title: Fullmetal, occupation: Field Agent, current assignment: administrative. We are gathered here today by a united concern for this young man and soldier of Amestris."

There was a snicker from Breda, but Mustang ignored him and gave Fuery a nod. Fuery changed the picture of Ed's wide eyed face (Hughes had him ambushed for the photograph) to a slide with an attractive young man. There was nothing out of the ordinary about him, brown eyes, brown hair, and blue uniform. He was the average soldier. Mustang smacked the overhanging projection curtain with his pointer, causing the picture to ripple. "This is subject B. He is our UFO."

Havoc choked on his cigarette and raised his hand. "Our what Chief?"

Sheska answered before Mustang had a chance. "You found one! Right here in Central? Wow I'm so excited. He looks just like a human!"

Ross looked at her confusedly. "Isn't he human?"

"No," Sheska replied, "he's a UFO, and the best one I've ever see. Can I send this picture to Winry? I'm sure she'd love to try and figure out how he was made. Also, where are his wings? How is he supposed to fly?"

Mustang cleared his throat and pointed again at the man. "He is our Unidentified Fraternizing Officer. Every night for the past three weeks he has been seen entering the male dorms with Fullmetal."

"Roy, it's the male dorms, more than one guy lives there." Maes stated and sat on the table. "Why is this young man even a concern?"

"Simple. Fuery, next slide." It was Hawkeye who spoke this time. She stood and pointed to the newest picture. Said 'UFO' had Edward pressed up against the wall along the side of the dorm, his leg firmly between Edward's and from the angle he was—

"Oh my lord, it's a vampire! Where's Ed? Is he hiding from the sun? We'll never find him now—"

"Miss Sheska, please!" Mustang came over to the table and finally sat down, Hawkeye doing the same. "This is the situation; Fullmetal has taken an undercover case for the next week. It was issued directly from the fuhrer so we have no details. I say we take this opportunity to locate this mystery man and find out as much as we can about him before Fullmetal returns. You already know your assignments. Go about you business and keep a sharp eye. We need to eliminate this problem before it grows further."

Edward wrapped the towel firmly around his waist and picked up his toiletry bag. Checking to make certain all his things were in it. Confirming this, Ed zipped it up and left the communal shower into the dorm hallway. He had an hour to gather up everything he needed before he left. The Fuhrer hadn't told him much about the case besides that it was top secret, undercover and unofficial. All Edward had to do is meet the civilian contact in the morning for his mission briefing.

He opened his dorm door, stepped in deep in thought, and closed the door behind him. His shower flip flops made flapping wet noises as he walked over to his dresser. There was nothing on it but books, but when he opened the double doors it was another story. His plastic bangles and that stupid crown were safely tucked away in a metal locked box that, even under gun point, he would never admit having. To anyone else, it looked like a cash box, simple in its dull grey colour, but to Ed, that small lock was the only thing keeping his secret safe. He kept telling himself to throw them away, but he couldn't. Keeping those items from his first admission of wanting Envy made it all seem more real and keeping them safe, meant that their relationship was also safe.

"What are you doing?" Envy asked from behind Ed.

Edward turned around and gave him a glare. "What are you doing here? I have to go to work, so there's no time for any messing around."

Envy eyed the front of his towel with a smirk. "That's too bad. You know how much I love to mess you up when you look so clean."

Edward smiled as a faint blush crossed his nose. He was used to Envy's implications now but still couldn't stop from blushing and averting his eyes. He could however talk despite his awkward nature. "Didn't you get enough last night? And since when do you make morning appearances?"

"Since my assignment this week is you." Envy grinned broadly and swung his legs back and forth on the sill.

"What?"

Envy hopped off the ledge and did a twirl before falling whole bodily onto Ed's bed. He was still smiling like a cat. "I'm your partner in the next mission, but you're not supposed to know that. You are supposed to meet up with Kendal Murphy at that café on the corner. Well, my mission is to replace her, do the task assigned with you, all the while acquiring intell on you as an alchemist."

Edward sat down in the chair at his desk and began brushing his wet tangled hair. He pointedly ignored the sin on his bed and tried to sound nonchalant. "So how do you want to do this?"

Ed turned a looked at Envy who had propped himself up on his elbows. The bed was bare since Ed stripped it before going to the shower, but Envy didn't seem to mind. He rolled back and forth a couple time before stopping on his belly and snickering.

"What do you mean?" He asked in his sing song voice.

Edward scowled his lover and felt around in his desk drawer for a hair tie. When one flicked him in the side of the face, he gave Envy a knowing glare. "You know exactly what I mean. We both have to complete our assignments without either side knowing that we worked together. How do you fucking plan on managing that?"

Envy made a lazy wave with his hand and rolled onto his back, looking at Edward upside down. "You worry too much. Don't sweat the details and we'll be fine. There is plenty I could put in my report about you right now even without this mission. So it's not like I need to follow you around. I just thought this could be an opportunity for us to have some legitimate fun."

Edward made fast work of braiding his hair and looked around the floor for a pair of clean boxers. Envy found a pair between the mattress and the wall magically and flung them at Ed. They too, hit him in the side of the face. "Would you stop that!

"Say pretty please princess," Envy sang and sat up. His good mood was infectious.

Edward found himself smiling too before long. He changed into his regular leather pants and did up his boots in a comfortable silence. Ever since that night in the shower, their relationship changed slightly. Small alterations here and there, unnoticeable to the eye but Edward could feel it. The rules still applied and they weren't a couple. It was just less… sterile, if that was the right word for it.

Ed scratched his bare chest and yawned. He was dressed from the hips down but didn't see a shirt to slap on anywhere.

"You used your last shirt to wipe use clean last night, remember?" Envy chorused from the bed.

Ed sighed, "Fuck," and flopped on the bed next to Envy to star at the ceiling. "So what's this top secret mission about anyways?"

"Nothing big really. In fact, it was created especially for you so that I could meet you and study you, you," Envy sang of his sting of repeated words as he crawled onto Ed to straddle his chest. "Let's find you a shirt and be off, shall we? Unless you want to get al messed up again?"

Edward smirked and flipped their positions so he was on top and in-between two slender but well defined legs.

"That depends; do I get to mess you up?" Edward punctuated said worst with a slow grind for each.

Envy pushed him off playfully and stood up. "I thought you said there was no time." He stuck his tongue out and snickered.

Ed sighed and rolled off the bed to land neatly on his hands and knees and stand up. He yawned and stretched the kinks out of his back. "Yep, we should get moving. Change into him while I dig out my dress shirt."

Envy shifted into his Private Plain persona and headed for the mirror. There was nothing really special about this man looking back at him, but Envy figured he was good enough to smile at yet plain enough to forget a moment later. He smiled and twirled his tail-skirt, in a blue arc.

Edward eyed him and shook his head. Envy seemed to be always cheerful the morning after. It was a detail he memories and cherished secretly. Envy winked at him, and Ed coughed into his hand. "So, where to?"

"I have somewhere exciting to show you." Envy said cryptically. He held out his hand in a rare gesture and Edward reached out to take it. They were holding hands just for the sake of it. Edward tucked that warm glow he was getting away also. He knew he shouldn't be getting so attached, but after a gentle squeeze his walls were melting.

END

Yay it's fluffy again. Now a certain someone has mentioned a certain lack of angst on my part to a certain someone else. I'm not going to name names, but I have to warn you, there will be consequences. I won't tell you when or how, just live in fear until that day, live in FEAR.

-Rix the demon :3