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The 'Saga' continues in Chapter 2...which has nothing at all to do with chapter 1
Rena appeared clawing at her own neck, maggots and blood falling everywhere. Mion approaches and says, "What's that?" Rena looks at Mion then to the blood/maggots etc. She points to the blood, then to Mion, opens her mouth to speak and clearly states the words of wisdom inside her head, "Your mum."
Suddenly Akane appeared and exclaimed, "Who is talking about me?" As she pulled her mighty weapon from its sheath. Keiichi giggled, he very much liked the mighty weapon. Shion magically appeared from no where and bitch slapped Keiichi. "Act like a man damnit! God!"
Suddenly Hanyuu speared and said, "LOL wut?"
Rika appeared and said, "LOL Guys what do you think of my afro?"
Hanyuu promptly bitch slapped Rika but passed straight though her 'coz she's a ghost dumbasses. Rika had a bitch fit, please refer to episode 8 of Higurashi Kai.
Then a bright light appeared and focused around the Sonozaki sisters. When the light faded they had merged together to create SHMION with a slut level of OVER 9000!!!
"I can fix that," Takano said, whipping out a miscellaneous injection. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!! She then injected herself and swelled up like a large inflatable raft. Then Tomitake pushed her into the river and failed away into the sunset.
"Lul," said Hanyuu, "That bitch got blown up leik a raft." Then she burst into emo tears when she realised that would never happen to her. She reaches for SHMION's knife but fails miserably.
Rika lol'd at her misfortune and drank lots of 'soy sauce' aka WHINE, from her amazing flower cup of DOOOOM!! Just then Ooishi rolled into the scene. Hinamizawa went up like an A-bomb.
Luckily for Hinamizawa, the disaster was saved by your mum who promptly shoved a cork up Ooishi's bum-hole. Ooishi inflated until he was a large balloon full of gas and podge.
Rena loled and attempted to pop him with her cleaver. K1 giggled again at the sight, and was bitch slapped by SHMION…again. Because SHMION is Keiichi's pimp. SHMION whores him out at night for moneys and lulz. Unfortunately, Keiichi himself does not find the experience very lulzy.
Someone other than SHMION does find it lulzy, they are known by the name…SATAKO. Satoshi, who is now dead because your mum slapped him to death with a medium sized salmon, was in love with…a chair called Albert. Unfortunately for Albert, he was seized and put though a wood chipper, he is now sawdust in the wind…HE BLINDS PEOPLE!
Whilst Rena was attempting to make Ooishi explode, the sawdust blew into her eyes in an epically heroic fashion and she squealed in pain. Hanyuu loled as the dust blew right threw her, and it was OMG UNEFFECTIVE against Rika because SHE'S THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Feeling his Lolita-sense tingling, Dr. Irie dropped his hentai books and ran, full steam to where Rena was squealing in pain. "Ryuguu-san," He said, gasping as if he had run a marathon, but it was really only a few meters, "Are you okay?"
"No!" Rena screamed at him, swinging her cleaver, only to find it embedded in your mum, "I'm not o-fucking-kay, ass wipe." Quoting one of her bands in her retro cassette player. Yes, MCR do NOT come from New Jersey as you may have been lead to believe, they come from Rena's cassette player, BITCHES!
"I know what will make you feel better," Irie said, ignoring her and pulling a magic hanger full of maid costumes from his white coat pocket. "Wear one of these!"
Rena, now unblinded due to her awesome ginger-ness, walked straight past Irie and continued to try and pop Ooishi. Because he was starting to float away, due to the masses of gas which was trapped inside him, Satako found some rope and tied him to a handy pole stuck in the ground.
Irie, sad that he was being ignored, started trying on his maid dresses. Once dressed in a rather fetching pink frilly maid dress, which would have looked a lot better on K1, he started prancing around singing shitty nursery songs of which no one can now remember.
Thanks to:
Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma- I'm glad you like it, here's another chapter for you
Vickimew - Ahaha I TOLD you it would be going on FF :P Nyah