Hiya again peeps, it's been so long!

I'm so sorry but because of my current situation I am only able to update every few months XZ as this is the case if you like my work, please visit my profile and look at the coming soon list, as I'm only able to focus on one at a time, I would highly value any opinions on which ones I should do first XD

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Warning: slight Yaoi in this chap, next will be lemon I swear XD

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach or any of these characters; if I did it would be an illegal show...

Well, now that that's all over...it's time to get on with the next chapter of...

Face Plant

Face plant: to fall flat on ones face, to plant ones face in the dirt, to trip and land face first on the ground.

Behind him Ichigo could hear Renjis breathing, it was uneven and light; he was still awake...and mumbling to himself...

'Bloody riddles! I hate riddles! Why couldn't it just tell me who it is?'

Ichigo could hear the rings spinning backwards and forwards as Renji fiddled with the lock, he wondered what answer he would put in.

'Hmm, let's see, hate and disgust...Well Kuchiki taichou maybe, or Zaraki. Friendship and trust, well, he certainly isn't friends with either of them. Ashes to ashes...isn't that what they say at a funeral here? So they're dead...shinigami definitely then. Oh thank god it's not Ishida! Hmm...love and lust...'

Renji made a small choking sound, it wasn't fair damn it!

Ichigo grinned to himself, go on Renji, take a stab at it!

God I want it to be me so badly, thought Renji, maybe I should just...just try. Gritting his teeth in anxiety Renji slowly spun the little rings until they read "Abarai Renji" then with shaking hands he pushed the little button on the end. A small whirling sound rose from the lock as the rings spun uncontrollably, finally stopping on the word, "open".

The lock fell from the box, and Renji sat there in shock, his mouth wide open. It was him! No way could it have been him! But now he thought about it, it all made sense, after all, he and Ichigo had started out as enemies, but now they were friends. It was everything the lock had said! Bewildered Renjis gaze landed on one of the lines on the lid of the box, one that he had been unconsciously reading over and over again.

...turned in to love and lust

Alright then, he thought to himself, let's see what's inside this box. Carefully he lifted the lid and found...

Nothing

The box was totally empty, except for a small role of paper almost invisible in the corner. Lifting it he unrolled it and read the message written upon it, "Well well, aren't we the confident one?"

Hissing in surprise he dropped it. Fine, if he wants to play games, I can play to! Thought Renji, after all, he is in love with me. He stood up and turned to wake Ichigo up...but the bed was empty.

Behind him someone laughed, he tried to turn around, but warm arms were wrapping around him before he could move. He stiffened as Ichigo's left arm slid across his chest, effectively pinning his right arm down, the other snaking under his shirt to fix itself into place around his waist. He felt trapped; trapped in Ichigo's strong, warm embrace.

Ichigo kissed his shoulder softly, whispering in his ear, 'I didn't know you liked me Renji, you should have just said, then maybe we would have been friends a lot sooner.' Renji growled; this wasn't how he had expected it all to play out.

Ichigo kept kissing his neck, fingers questing across Renji's chest playfully, tweaking a nipple. A small sound escaped Renji's throat as Ichigo touched him, it was all so good, but it had to stop!

'I-Ichigo please, stop, I know you like me but please. Kuchiki Taichou would kill me.'

Ichigo grinned, 'oh I never said I liked you Renji, not once.' Although he said this he didn't release his grasp on the vice captain.

'But...but my name unlocked the box, it was the answer to the riddle...'

Ichigo laughed, 'anyone's name will open that lock, it's a sort of test you see. You could put Aizen in there and it would open. I'm not as stupid as you look you known.'

Renji growled, and tried to struggle out of Ichigo's grip, but the younger boy just held him tighter. 'Don't bother Renji; I have no intention of letting you go just yet. Now that I know you like me, I want to have a little fun first.'

Renji tried to get away again, but suddenly found himself freed. Stumbling at the loss of Ichigo's support, he looked around for the elusive deputy. Grinning Ichigo appeared before him, a devilishly evil look on his face. With his teeth he unwrapped a thin green cloth from his wrist; Renji could have sworn it wasn't there before.

Darting forward with surprising speed Ichigo forced Renji against a wall, his warm tongue running along the older man's bottom lip. Ichigo kissed Renji softly, and the vice captain hesitantly kissed back, too taken up with kissing Ichigo to think of the repercussions later.

Grabbing Renji's wrists Ichigo quickly tied them together, never stopping the kiss as he worked. Renji hardly noticed the cloth; he could always break it later. Taking a step back Ichigo looked the panting vice captain up and down, his gaze lingering overlong on Renji's bound wrists and southerly region. 'Well then Renji...shall we have some fun now?'

Oh god, thought Renji, I seriously have to get out of here. If Kuchiki Taichou ever found out about this he would butcher me alive, he hates Ichigo enough as it...and he might...tell Rukia. Then Ichigo and I would both be dead...

Renji assessed his situation; he could either choose to get away and keep his job and life...or stay and have wild gratuitous sex with Ichigo, and die the next day...hmmm, tough choice...

Face plant: to fall flat on ones face, to plant ones face in the dirt, to trip and land face first

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