Kagasha: I hate to say, but I don't own Inu-yasha
Inu-yasha: Yes you do.
Miroku: Yeah she treats you like the dog you are. Kagasha gives me a whole lot more than she gives you.
Inu-yasha: Like what?!
Miroku: SEX!!!
Kouga: Kagasha is that true? I hope not.
Kagasha. None of its true Kouga. Everything is a lie.
Kouga: Oh thank the heavens Kagasha!(kisses her cheek gently and tenderly)
Kagasha: (blushes) Your welcome Kouga.
Miroku: Babe now I'm getting the feeling that your clinging on to Kouga.
Kagasha: No way. Me and Kouga are just tight like that. Well readers ENJOY!!!!
The Death Of Kouga
Happy Birthday!!!
Kagome woke up to the smell of breakfast. A really delicious breakfast. Without waking Shippo, she got up and walked into the bathroom to wash her face. In about five minutes, Kouga spotted her. "Good morning love."
"Good morning. Do you wanna wait for the others to wake up or are you gonna run downstairs and eat?" Kouga wrapped an arm around her waist. "Na. I'll wait and be a good mate." "You already are." He kissed her cheek and walked back in the room. Kouga pushed Miroku over to get back in his sleeping spot.
Kagome walked in after a while. Shippo was twitching in his sleep. Seemed like he was about to wake up. She walked over to Kouga and lay with him. "Hey Kouga." He chuckled. Kagome reached over her head to get her remote for the tv.
"Do you know what this is?" Kouga stared and stared. Of course he didn't know what it was!! "No I don't." "It's a remote. You use this to turn the tv on and off." "Oh." She showed him how to push the little buttons. When they finally turned on the tv, they were watching a pregnancy show.
Kouga didn't want to watch this. He wanted to watch the little yellow bird and the black and white cat. But Kagome was truly into it. "Ahh man. Kagome can we watch something else?" Kagome turned her head to face him. "Why? I might need this." "But I want to watch the little yellow bird and the black and white cat. That's funny stuff."
"Kouga come on. Me and you will probably need this because we're first timers. Kouga please?" Kouga gave in. After a while, the show was truly getting to him. About how he should always be around the baby because there are a lot of babies without fathers. "Kagome is this stuff true?"
"Yeah Kouga. There are way too many children without fathers. And ours shouldn't be one of them." To show that he understood, he kissed her gently. Soon, Kagome fell back to sleep. Right when Kagome fell asleep, Shippo woke up. He rubbed his eyes and looked around. "Daddy, where's mommy?" He pointed right beside him.
Shippo walked over to Kagome and kissed her cheek and ran down stairs. "Where are you going Shippo?" "Can't you smell it? I'm not wasting anymore time without eating grandmommy's food." Kouga laughed. His laughing made Kagome wake up. "Kouga..... What's going on?" "Nothin."
Kagome got up and woke up Miroku and Sango. "You guys wake up. We gotta eat something. Well me and Sango do." Sango got up and walked down stairs. The others followed. Shippo had a mouthful of food in his mouth. "Good ::gulp:: morning mommy." Kagome kissed him on his his head. Shippo smiled. I love it when she treats me like this.
"Kagome, you and your friend need all the food you can get. The baby will be hungry too you know." They agreed and got some food. Kagome also got Kouga a plate. When she sat it down in front of him, he stared. "What's wrong Kouga?" "Yeah. What's this yellow stuff and what's this flat brown thing with ozzy.." He swiped some of the stuff off the pancake and tasted it. "Yet delicious stuff?"
"Kouga. The yellow thing is eggs and the brown flat thing is a pancake. The ozzy stuff is maple syrup." "Well I don't want nothing, but meat." Kagome got a fork, filled it with eggs and shoved it in his face. "Try it. It's good." Kouga stuck his nose in the air. "Doesn't mean I think it's good." Kagome didn't care and shoved it in his mouth.
Kouga almost spit up, but Kagome covered his mouth shut. He was forced to eat it. Kagome's mom giggled in her hand. From where she was standing, it looked kinda funny. Kouga swallowed then gagged. "Kagome, I love you, but if you make me eat that again I'll hunt you down...playfully."
Kagome chuckled. Hours past and now it was around 4:13 pm. Kagome was stretched out on her bed and started thinking. While Kouga and them are here, won't they look funny wearing those clothes? I can answer that question myself. YES!! I gotta ask my mom to give me at least 50 dollars to go to the mall.
Shippo and the rest of them were smack dab in front of the tv. And guess what they were watching? The little yellow bird and the black and white cat. But Kagome screwed up their fun, when she cut it off. "Hey!" Kagome walked down the stairs.
"Mom can I get 50 dollars to go shopping for normal clothes for them." Latisha rubbed her chin. "How about 40 instead?" "Deal." She reached into her purse and got the money. "Be back by 6 ok." Kagome nodded her head. She zoomed up the stairs and slid on some shoes. "Come on you guys. We're going shopping."
They didn't ask Kagome what she meant by 'shopping' but they went along with it.
At campsite
"Oh Inu-yasha. Stop it." Inu-yasha was nipping at Kikyo's neck, but he didn't bite her neck. He rubbed her legs gently. "Kikyo.....Kikyo...." Her name echoed in her ear. It felt good. Kikyo tried to take off his shirt and pants.
Inu-yasha froze. When she rubbed and jerked on his crouch, he pulled away. "What's wrong Inu-yasha? Don't you want this?" He shook his head. "I've went through this before with Kagome and it won't happen again. Let's take it slow."
Even though she didn't want to, she nodded her head. Inu-yasha went back to nipping her neck while she rubbed his back.
At the mall
Kagome took her friends with her to find some suitable clothes for her time. She came across some boxers. She held them up. "Do you see these you two? Boys wear these everyday." Kouga looked at them and agreed to wear them.
Miroku protested. "What if my Sango wants me that night and them boxers are in the way of her fantasy?" Sango banged him in the head with a metal clothes rack and kept walking. "Buy them Kagome." Kagome threw seven pairs in the cart and walked beside Sango. "You got it bad Miroku." Kouga thought Miroku needed counseling or something.
Then they came across some shirts and pants. "Kouga, Miroku go crazy." They flew through the clothes and found some stuff. Soon they came back. "Ok we're done." Kagome pointed to the cart and they tossed them in.
While walking, Kagome remembered to get Shippo and the baby something. "Hey follow me." She ran through the store until she found the toddler and baby section. There were all kinds of toys and clothes over there.
Kagome searched through the clothes. She got him a couple of shirts and pants. Then she went to the baby section. She picked up some pink blankets, some diapers, little hats, baby socks, shirts, skirts, and dresses. She even got some bibs to match the gloves she got.
Kouga was about to bust out laughing. She looked like a speeding pregnant bullet. "Sango I'll get your baby something too." Kagome got blue everything. "Let's pay."
When they got to the cash register, there was barely a line. There were only two or three people in front of her. After about five minutes, it was her turn. "Seems like you got a baby on the way huh?"
"Yeah. My friends having one too. So we're shopping together." Ther cashier was still ringing up the clothes. "Are you still with the baby daddy?" "Of course. I could never leave him." "Good. Alright there you go Kagome. And when will you get a chance to fill out an application?" "Soon."
They left the mall with a lot of bags. "TAXI!!" Right when she said taxi, a taxi pulled up to the curve. "Good afternoon miss. Hop right on in." They got in a started driving. "Where do you need to go?" "To the Higurashi shrine." "Oh I know that shrine. That's a perty shrine you got Miss. Higurashi." "Thanks."
After a while they were fine until, Kagome's water broke!! She started panting and holding her stomach. "Is there anything wrong Miss. Higurashi?" "Yeah. My water broke." The taxi driver started speeding. "What doctor?" "Ms. Yuyimi." He sped in the direction to Ms. Yuyimi's doctor's office.
Ms. Yuyimi was in her office when they arrived. "Ms. Yuyimi. Kagome's about to have her baby." Ms. Yuyimi got her delivery room togther and brung Kagome in. She laid her down on the bed. "Ok take deep and steady breaths." Ms. Yuyimi changed Kagome's clothes and washed her hands.
"Kagome, I'll run down to your house to tell your mom." Kouga ran out there as fast as he could with the jewel shards in his legs. He made it there in two minutes. "Kagome's having her baby!!!" Her mom ran down stairs with Souta on her side. He grabbed them both and ran off. They got back in two minutes.
"Ok, push." She pushed. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Now breath Kagome." Kagome leaned her head back on the pillows and took her breaths. It continued like that unti the baby was born.
Right when the baby was born, Shippo started singing. "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to the baby. Happy birthday to you." Shippo jumped down from his chair and started dancing. "How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you now?"
"Your zero years old. Your zero years old. Your zero years old. Your zero years old." Then he started doing his congratulation dance. "Congratulaions to mommy. Congratulations to daddy. Congratulations to the baby. Congratulations to us." Everyone laughed. When he got back on his chair, Kagome kissed him. "You are too much." "It's a girl!" Even though the others knew that already, the clapped.
Ms. Yuyimi fixed the baby up and wrapped it up in a blanket and a hat that Kagome bought. "So what are you going to name the baby?" She held her baby close. "Me and Kouga decided to name her Kaouga. Look Kouga. She's adorable." She had blue eyes with a little brown in it. But her ears were a little triangular and furry. But still cute. Her skin was a normal and beautiful color. She yawned a fell asleep.
"I think you two can take over from here." Kouga picked up his mate while she held her baby. Souta looked at the baby and smiled. Shippo jumped in Kagome's shoulder and stared. "Is she my baby sister?" "Yup."
When they got home, Kagome put the baby in a crib her mother brought while they were gone. She kissed her forehead and went to her bed. "Your next Sango." She giggled. "Kouga, I love you." "I love you too." After a long day, everyone fell asleep.
The baby had blue eyes with brown. Her skin, normal and beautiful. Ears were triangular and furry. Her name, Kaouga. Kouga and Kagome's little angel.
Kagasha: So do you like? I loved it. I feel a whole lot better now. I bet Kagome and Kouga are too.
Kouga: Thank goodness this fic is close to over. Even though I do like it.
Miroku: Your saying that just so my Kagome can try and like you.
Kouga: What are you talking about?
Miroku: She's my girl and I can prove it. (walks over to Kagasha and kissed her while rubbing her butt) See I told you.
Kagasha: YOU PERVERT!!!
Inu-yasha: (grabs Kagasha in mid-air) Calm down. I know you love me and that's all that matters.
Kagasha: I DON'T LOVE ANYONE!!!
Miroku: Aww baby. You won't be saying that tonight when we get in your bed and make love.
Kouga: Dammit!! Just shut up!! (runs in his room)
Kagasha: Poor Kouga. See what you did. You know Kouga can be sensitive at times. Kouga. Come back down here. Please.
Kouga: I don't want to go back down there with them people.
Inu-yasha: You don't need him Kagome.
Miroku: Yeah. You need me.
Kagasha: Ugh. Please review so I can write another chappie. Bye for now!!! (keeps begging Kouga to come back)