All right, time for chapter 2!

Inuyasha: I thought you said that you needed two reviews?!

I changed my mind.

Inuyasha: Let's just get this over with.

I own nothing!

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LinkLord: Okay, back to the session! Last time, Keylala was dared to sit on InuYasha's head, Kagome was dared to kiss InuYasha (which I enjoyed) and that's all that matters. Before we begin, I want you to know that I have put enchanted necklaces around the neck of ALL the characters. When I call them by a certain name they do certain things. Now let's get a few more people in here. (looks at the evil cursed list...thing...)

Naraku

Sesshomaru

Naraku: What is this?

LinkLord: It's truth or dare!

Naraku: You're kidding, right?!

Sesshomaru: This is because of that stupid fangirl, isn't it? I HATE YOU FANGIRL!!!

LinkLord: Sesshomaru, be quiet or I'll make you listen to Naraku's evil ranting of doom.

Sesshomaru: NOOOO! Anything but that!!!

Inuyasha: So does this mean that I'm not the only one who gets dared?

LinkLord: Unfortunately, no. And now let's welcome another great friend of mine, Renee!

Renee: Wowz!

LinkLord: Renee, didn't you have a dare for Inuyasha?

Renee: Yeah. Inuyasha, truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Truth, I guess.

Renee: Do you love Kagome?

(silence, a tumbleweed rolls by)

Inuyasha: Umm...yes? (he's immediatly tackled by Kagome who starts planting kisses all over his face) ACK! Make it stop! Make it STOOOP!!!

LinkLord: Kagome, you can take Inuyasha's clothes off later! Right now we've got more important matters.

Sesshomaru: Like...?

LinkLord: Like your dare!

Sesshomaru: Oh, sonnofa...

LinkLord: Okay, let's see...it's from one of our viewers, lady ranko! Cheers to the first dare that came from a viewer! (cheering in the background) Okay, lady ranko writes:

can sesshy join? Dare him to kiss a fangirl, ME! Yeah I'm obsessed with Sesshomaru.
Sessh: This Sesshomaru will do no such deed.
Me:whines and gives puppy eyes But Sesshomaru-Sama!
Sessh: No!
Me: not even if I told you I am a fox deamon.
Sessh: It makes it better bu-
Me: YAY! I LOVE YOU SESSHOMARU!
Sessh: You have informed me of that already.
Me: I know I just wanna make sure you don't forget it.
Sessh: Belive me, you have told me enough times to last a life time... cringes at the amount of times told
Me: how 'bout a second lifetime.
Sessh: NO!

LinkLord: Wow, she's one tough fan! Alright Sesshomaru, you heard the dare. (snaps his fingers and lady ranko appears) Kiss her.

Sesshomaru: I most certainly will not! I won't do it.

LinkLord: You're right! I forgot the popcorn and the tape recorder! Brb! (vanishes)

Vrael: I swear, he gets wierder every day.

Eitak: Be quiet.

Sesshomaru: Now's my chance to run for i--

LinkLord: I'm back, and I've got the popcorn! (sits down) Now hurry up or I'll make you listen to Naraku's evil ranting for two whole chapters.

Sesshomaru: You're blackmailing me, aren't you?

LinkLord: I sure am. Now get cracking, romeo.

Sesshomaru: Ugh. (leans forward, but lady ranko grabs his head and kisses him straight on as LinkLord explodes into a mad cackling fit. They stay that way for several minutes, then Sesshomaru breaks away frantically and randomly picks up a bar of soap, scrubbing the inside of his mouth as LinkLord continues to laugh)

Inuyasha: What does he find so funny about this?

Vrael: I don't know, dude. I just don't know.

LinkLord: Phew! Okay, now that I've calmed down--

Eitak: Mustard.

LinkLord: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Mustard: Jerks. (hops off...somewhere)

Vrael: Now that we've gotten our daily dose of stupid, we'll get the next roll.

Everyone: What?

LinkLord: Oh, we didn't tell you guys? Every few chapters or so we have a roll to see who has to spend an afternoon with me trying to make up the jokes.

Eitak: It's torture, of the worst kind!

LinkLord: Everyone, including our clients and reviewers, vote on who has to do it. And...NOW!

Miroku: Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: Inuyasha.

Kagome: Naraku.

Keylala: Mew!

Mustard: Why am I still here? Oh yeah...I vote for Ketchup! He's had it too good for too long!

Naraku: All of you fools.

Koga: Inuyasha.

LinkLord: All right! Next chapter we'll find out who the winner is! Byebye for now!

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