Time for chapter 3.

Inuyasha: This one will be even more depressing, I can tell.

Naraku: My evil ranting isn't so bad!

(rolls eyes) Suuure it isn't, Naraku. I own nothing!

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LinkLord: Greetings. Last time, Inuyasha admitted that he loved Kagome, Sesshomaru got dared to kiss lady ranko, and we held a raffle for the first roll. Now then, before we see who the winner is, let's get a few more guests! (looks at list (again))

Kikyo

Hakudoshi

Kohaku

LinkLord: Before you ask, this is a nice game of truth or dare.

Hakudoshi: Feh! I don't need this. It wastes my time.

LinkLord: You're gonna go flirt with Kagra, aren't you, squirt?

Hakudoshi: Shut up...

Kikyo: What is Inuyasha doing here?

Eitak: Both of you shut your yaps.

Sesshomaru: I take orders from no one!

LinkLord: Oh, be quiet emo-boy.

Sesshomaru: (slams headfirst into the ground) Stupid necklace...

LinkLord: Now then, I don't like Kikyo very much and Kagome may be cute but then again Kagome never does anything helpful and Kikyo is the one who killed that one witch and planted the gimungo tree to hold off those rats.

Kikyo: And why don't you like me?

LinkLord: Zip it, traitor girl.

Kikyo: (slams headfirst into the ground)

Eitak: Hey Durza, didn't you have another dare from somebody?

LinkLord: Hang on, I'll check...k, kadee writes:

i dare inuyasha to tell kagome who he is going to chose her or that clay pot of a kikyhoe kagome i love you dont worry about kikyhoe ill get rid of her thanks oh ya lord Sesshomaru will you kill kikyhoe for me i hate her she is a and jaken is mean to rin when you are gone make him pay thanks love you guys bye for now
kadee
ps if you dont do it sheeshy then i will tell inuyasha about the sheeshykags stories where you 2 make out oh and dont get mad that i called you sheeshy because linklord told me to

Inuyasha: That's the stupidest dare I've ever heard of!

LinkLord: Oh yeah, I forgot about Rin. Anywayz, do it Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: No!

LinkLord: You sure?

Inuyasha: Absolutely.

LinkLord: Okay then. (snaps his fingers, and Inuyasha and Naraku vanish) Now then, any other dares, guys?

Vrael: Kohaku, truth or dare?

Kohaku: Truth.

Vrael: Is it true that Naraku brought you back to life with the Sacred Jewel shards?

Kohaku: That is the absolute truth.

LinkLord: Correct.

--MEANWHILE--

Naraku: First I will kill the wretched Kikyo, then I'll kill her mystical glowing puppets that keep defying me! Next I'll send Kohaku to kill his older sister Sango who failed to bring me the Tetsuaiga-- why did I even need that stupid thing anyway?-- and then---

Inuyasha: Make it STOP!!!

--BACK AT...WHEREVER WE JUST WERE--

LinkLord: Anyone else got a dare?

Eitak: LinkLord, I have a dare for you.

LinkLord: Say what?

Eitak: Durza, truth or dare?

LinkLord: Dare, I guess.

Eitak: I dare you to...kiss me.

Vrael: O.O

LinkLord: If you say so. (kisses her) Now then, anyone else?

Vrael: O.O'

LinkLord: Nobody? We have to end the chapter here?

Vrael: O.O'

LinkLord: Vrael, that's enough.

Vrael: Sorry.

LinkLord: T/.\T Whatev. Hakudoshi, truth or dare?

Hakudoshi: Dare.

LinkLord: I dare you to ask me a dumb question.

Hakudoshi: What kind of dumb dare is that?

LinkLord: Perfect!

Vrael: Durza, truth or dare?

LinkLord: What is wrong with you people?! I'm the host!

Vrael: Truth or dare?!

LinkLord: Fine! Truth.

Vrael: Why the heck did you just kiss Eitak? On the lips?

LinkLord: You know, you must have the IQ of a jellybean not to know the answer to THAT question.

Vrael: Perhaps, but I want to hear you say it. (takes out tape recorder)

LinkLord: I hate you so much. BECAUSE I LOVE HER YOU DUNCE!!! Alright, any last-minute dares? If they're for me, I swear you people will suffer the wrath of Hades, weilding the Grim Reaper's scythe!!!

(about a dozen people freeze in mid-type and decide NOT to dare me to do something)

LinkLord: No? That's what I thought (smart move). I'll end the chapter here. Oops, but first the winner of the first roll. Let's see, I'll tally the votes:

Naraku: 1.

Ketchup: 2.

Mustard: 1.

Sesshomaru: 4.

Inuyasha: 4.

Kikyo: 1.

Kagome: 1.

Keylala: 1.

LinkLord: Oops, we have a tie! Submit 1 more review for either Sesshomaru or Inuyasha to decide who has to spend time with me making the jokes. Until then, so long!

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