Chapter 4 time!

Inuyasha: Has anyone else voted yet?

Well as I write this right now I say no. Not yet. BUT WE'VE GOT A NEW DARE! EVERYONE DO THE LIMBO!!!

Inuyasha: Oh, for the love of...

(grabs Inuyasha's hand and starts limboing) HOLD THE GOD ---- POLE STRAIGHT!!!

Inuyasha: He owns nothing.

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LinkLord: All right, let's get back to business. Last time Inuyasha refused a dare and was forced to listen to Naraku's evil ranting of doom--

Inuyasha: I can still hear it! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LinkLord: --which you can tell is a very good punishment, and I got dared for the first time. Now a few more guests. (looks at the evil list)

Jinenji

Kagra

Kaede

Rin

LinkLord: Come on down! (the people randomly pop into existance)

Kaede: Child, what have ye done to me?

LinkLord: Old lady, why do ye care? (laughs)

Kaede: Why I never...!

LinkLord: Oh, give it a rest, ye old hag!

Kaede: (slams headfirst into the ground) Ooohhh...

LinkLord: Yeah yeah, groan groan to you too.

Jinenji: Why am I surrounded by people? Where's ma?

(a random lady jumps up from the reviewers screaming ''Jinenji!!! Mommy's right here!!!)

Vrael: O.O

Eitak: Creepy.

LinkLord: (gasps) OMG JINENJI, YOU'RE, LIKE, MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!

Everyone: O.O'

Jinenji: Character? Ma, what's a character?

Ma: Beats me, Jinenji.

LinkLord: Even though you're not that smart...ANYWAYS, we got a great dare for Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru: I hate you all.

LinkLord: Okay, Sesshomaru is dared by...Sesshomaru-no-mine! This person writes:

and when his turn roles around again...

youkai-fang pops up, pushes Naraku to Sesshomaru's left, then Inuyasha to his right.

"My dare. You have to sit between these two for the next 3 chapters." /tosses a chocolate bar into his lap/ "and your not allowed to eat that. but you have to leave it there for the next three chapters."

she disappears leaving a blank faced Sesshomaru between two happy faced enemies.

Sesshomaru: No, I DON'T like it! I will not sit between those two while you tempt me with my favorite food!

LinkLord: Okay then, you have a nice date with Naraku. (raises his fingers to snap)

Sesshomaru: OKAY, OKAY!!! Don't do that! Fine.

LinkLord: Fantastic! (picks Naraku and Inuyasha up, then sets them on either side of Sesshomaru) And now for the temptation! (tosses a chocolate bar in his lap) For the next three chapters.

Sesshomaru: Did I mention how much I hate you people?

LinkLord: Shut it, emo-boy.

Sesshomaru: (slams headfirst into the ground) Ugh! You're squishing my chocolate!

LinkLord: Then I suggest you don't talk unless you are answering a dare. Alright, anyone else?

Vrael: Durza, truth or--

LinkLord: (slaps him upside the head) No more dares for me!!!

Vrael: OW!!!

LinkLord: Don't make me put a rosary on YOUR neck too!

Vrael: I'll be quiet.

Eitak: Durza, truth or dare?

LinkLord: I'll get you for this. Dare.

Eitak: I dare you to have a staring contest with Naraku.

Naraku: Ha! I am the staring champion! Bring it on!

LinkLord: All right. (sits cross-legged in front of Naraku and stares right into his eyes)

Vrael: This is gonna last for a long time, isn't it?

Eitak: Yep.

LinkLord: (staring)

Naraku:(staring)

Vrael: They're like statues or something.

Inuyasha: Hey Sesshomaru, you gonna eat that chocolate bar or what? Better eat it before it melts!

Naraku: (still staring) Yeah Sesshomaru! Give in to temptation and do it!

Sesshomaru: I DESPISE ALL OF YOU!!!

LinkLord: Which reminds me! Eitak, I can't read this dare because of your dare so can you read it for me?

Eitak: Sure! It's from...LinkLord's cousin. she says:

I dare one of them to be stuck in a room alone for the whole next chapter!

Vrael: Wow. Pretty short dare. Alrighty, who volunteers?

Jinenji: If Ma's watching I'll do it.

Eitak: Perfect! Now what?

LinkLord: I dunno. Oh, we just got another vote!

Eitak: And it's for...SESSHOMARU!!!

Sesshomaru: Why me? WHY ME?!

LinkLord: (breaks away) Oh, wait!

Naraku: I WIN!!!

LinkLord: Shut up and listen for a minute. We have two more votes, and they're both for Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: (gulp)

LinkLord: Ooh, and we've got some more dares. Let's see...LostForeverWithoutYou writes:

Truth:Inuyasha has to tell Kagome his feelings for Kikyo

Dare:Inuyasha has to kill Kikyo

LinkLord: Well, well, well! Apparently THIS particular fan doesn't like Inuyasha too much. Well, you all heard the dare!

Inuyasha: After this is over, you will all DIE.

LinkLord: Just like the color pink!

Inuyasha: What?

LinkLord: Nvm. Alrighty, pick your choice, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Remind me what that one part of your summary was.

LinkLord: You mean when I said ''We all love to see these losers squirm''?

Inuyasha: DIE!!! (tackles him)

LinkLord: Sit, boy.

Inuyasha: (slams headfirst into the ground) How can YOU use the necklace?!

LinkLord: Because I'm the --beep-- author. Now shaddup and pick.

Inuyasha: Ugh! Truth.

LinkLord: Kagome, would you come here for a sec?

Kagome: All right!

LinkLord: Do it, Inuyasha, or would you like to go back to the empty room with Naraku?

Inuyasha: NO, PLEASE, NOT THAT AGAIN!!! Fine. Kagome, I love Kikyo.

Kagome: SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!(slams headfirst into the ground) (twitches)

LinkLord: (laughing) That's always funny.

Kagome: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (cries into LinkLord's chest)

LinkLord: (thinking) Well, this is akward. (speaking) There...there? (akwardly pats Kagome on the back) Wow, this is gonna take awhile. I'll take her to the other room until she calms down, but until then, Eitak, you're in charge. (walks off carrying a crying Kagome and shuts the door behind him)

Eitak: SWEET!!! Okay, let's see. Another dare...from kadee.

Inuyasha: Oh yeah, the person who made me tell who I loved more. I hate him/her.

Eitak: Well, you'll get over it! kadee writes:

i have a turth ? 4 inuyasha and if he lies u can tell kagome that inuyasha said she was the uglyest being in the world and make him suffer through sits i vote inuyasha just because he is a 2 timer jerk sry u have to handle with him kagome but hang in there he really...nevermind just ask linklord if u could watch episode 58 and hear what he saies good luck tell sesshy he is awsome and kikyo i hate her sesshy linklord good luck ull need it soon trust me if i no kagome she will be crying 4 a while because of u no who stupid i is such a...ugh bye the story rocks again good luck

Eitak: Whoa. Talk about crash and burn!

Naraku: Did somebody say burn? (randomly presses a button that appears out of nowhere and LinkLord's bed gets scorched)

Eitak: Wow, Durza's gonna KILL you, Naraku.

LinkLord: Okay, I think that she's calmed down...

Inuyasha: Ugh! What is wrong with you people and making me reveal that I said Kagome's the ugliest being in the universe?!?!

Kagome: SSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (slams headfirst into the ground)

Kagome: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (cries into LinkLord's chest again)

LinkLord: (sighs) Here we go again. Remember, Inuyasha, you have to spend an afternoon with me making the jokes.

Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: I HOPE YOU SUFFER YOU MANGY MUTT! SIT!

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH!!!! (slams headfirst into the ground) (twitches more)

LinkLord: Okay, everyone. That's it for now, and I've gotta go calm Kagome down...again. See ya next time! (walks out off the room with Kagome (again))

Eitak: See ya next time, folks! Byez!

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