Now for Chapter 5.

Inuyasha: Oh JOY.

You're just mad because you had to spend an afternoon with me making the jokes.

Inuyasha: Duh.

Anywayz, I own nothing. Enjoy! OR ELSE. Oh, and I finally found out how to use the line. FEAR THE LINE!!!

LinkLord: Alright! Last time we had a major overload of dares resulting in a over 1,000 word chapter, Inuyasha broke Kagome's heart (so what else is new?) and Inuyasha ALSO won the first roll. Now back to the session!

Inuyasha: No new guests?

LinkLord: Can't think of any right now. Oh, and sit boy.

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (slams headfirst into the ground) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

LinkLord: Because of you, Kagome won't go anywhere without me.

Kagome: Hold me! (jumps into LinkLord's lap)

LinkLord: She's been doing this for the past day and a half. Anyways, anybody got a new dare?

Eitak: Looks like lady ranko has returned with two more dares.

LinkLord: Aah, yes. lady ranko. Our first reviewer. (swears for no reason)

Vrael: O.O WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!

LinkLord: It seems that there are more InuYasha fans than there are Zelda fans.

InuYasha fans: DUH.

Eitak: And this is bad WHY?

LinkLord: My Zelda fanfics, espescially Chorus of Souls, which has eight chapters, will soon be famous for having the LEAST amount of reviews and hits. Chorus of Souls has SEVEN chapters and only 8 reviews. That's in, like, two months! This story is five days old. Nine reviews with only five chapters. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ZELDA FANS TODAY?! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A PATHETIC BUNCH OF--

Vrael: He's doing it again.

Eitak: Yep. Bet ya five bucks he'll be at it for the next several chapters.

Vrael: You're on. But first let's shove him in the closet so we don't have to listen to him.

Eitak: Agreed. (shoves Durza into his closet and closes the door with a snap) Aah, sweet quiet!

Vrael: Now then, on to lady ranko's first dare! For...Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: I hate you all.

Vrael: Inuyasha, truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Truth.

Kagome: I'm gonna go be with Durza. (goes into the closet and shuts the door behind her)

Vrael: Is it true you're a stupid and idiotic mongrel?

Inuyasha: That is the BIGGEST lie I have EVER heard!!!

Vrael: Well lady ranko says its true. Now then, how would Durza punish you? Oh, yes. I can't lock you alone in a room because of sesshomaru-no-mine's dare--

Eitak: Which reminds me. Jinenji! Into the empty room.

Jinenji: Is Ma watching?

Eitak: (sigh) YES, YOUR GOD --beep-- MOTHER IS WATCHING!!! NOW GET THE --beep-- IN THERE!!!

Jinenji: O.k. (walks into the empty room and closes the door behind him)

Vrael: But the punishment is...YOU HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS FOR THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!!!

Everyone: O.O

lady ranko: (laughing)

Inuyasha: Fine, gimme the dress! And NO peeking, fangirls.

SEVERAL DISTURBING SECONDS LATER...

Inuyasha: I hate you all so very much.

Eitak: And now a question for Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: lady ranko, I swear if this is what I think it is I am NOT attending the wedding.

Vrael: O.O

Eitak: Umm...oookkkaaaayyyy...Sesshomaru, truth or dare?

Sesshomaru: Hmm...they both seem so VERY unappealing. And LinkLord never said what would happen if we chose neither.

Naraku: Which reminds me, I have a few chapters to live before he KILLS me for torching his bed.

Sesshomaru: Fine. I guess truth.

Vrael: Is it true that...O.O

Sesshomaru: ...

Vrael: O.O

Eita: ...?

Vrael: O.O

Inuyasha: (glaring at nobody in particular)

Vrael: O.O

Naraku???

Vrael: O.O

lady ranko: (waiting impatiently)

Vrael: O.O

Eitak, lady ranko and Sesshomaru: READ THE GOD --beep--ING QUESTION ALREADY!!!!!

Vrael:O.O

Naraku: I think he's frozen from shock. (waves hand in front of Vrael's face)

Vrael: O.O

lady ranko: Well someone ELSE read it, then!

Eitak: (carefully takes the note from Vrael) Is it true that...lady ranko is forcing you to marry her?!

Inuyasha: Da f--beep--?

Sesshomaru: True.

Eitak: Apparently so.

(a priest suddenly appears out of nowhere)

Random Priest: Do you, Sesshomaru, take lady ranko to be your--

Sesshomaru: Hey, genius! We've still got at least two chapters until the wedding!

(LinkLord and Kagome walk out of the closet)

Vrael: You owe me five bucks, Eitak.

Eitak: S--t!

LinkLord: Oh, yeah! Sesshomaru's wedding! I'm holding it in two chapters.

lady ranko: You are?

LinkLord: Yep. Everyone currently in the fic at that time will attend!

Sesshomaru: Oh GOD. Now I'll be humiliated in public.

Kagome: So? I'm embarrassed in public every day.

Inuyasha: How?

Kagome: Because I have to be with you, you dress-wearing freak!

Inuyasha: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

LinkLord: So don't worry, lady ranko! We'll hold your wedding on chapter 7 of the fic!

lady ranko: Whatev.

LinkLord: Okay, I'm pretty sure we've got another dare somewhere-- (looks at his scorched remains of a bed) MY BED!!!!

Naraku: CRAP!!!

Narrator: Because of unneccessary violence protrayed in this scene, this scene will be replaced with a rabbit-head:

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Naraku: (snapping sound) AAUUGGHH!!! My legs! Augghhh!!!! (cracking) That's not supposed to bend that way!!! (popping sounds) Oh, lord!!!

(back to normal)

LinkLord: That'll teach ya!

Naraku: (wimpering in pain)

LinkLord: Okay then, where's that next dare? Hmm...aha! Here it is! AnimeGirls9194 writes:

i am mad at InuYasha HOW COULD U, U 2 TIMING BASTARD! also i hv a dare for... Koga!! i dare u to french Kagome infront of InuYasha! p.s. everyone rocks except, Kikyo, InuYasha and Naraku cause i dont like u! (can u bring in Shippo pls!)

LinkLord: Ouch. Looks like THIS particular fan has a special grudge against a particular dress-wearing male half-demon.

Inuyasha: What else is new? (cries)

LinkLord: Too bad I forgot my camera. So Koga, you heard the dare.

Koga: If this is truly the dare, then AnimeGirls9194 is my new idol! (takes Kagome by the arms and kisses her on the lips with Inuyasha practically turning red from jealousy and anger) Aah, sweet dares! Keep 'em coming!

LinkLord: Not so fast, lover-boy. I am in debt to gaara's4ever because she posted a dare back in chapter 2 and I haven't done it yet, so I'm doing it now just because she knows where I live and I don't want her stabbing me with a pitchfork.

Sesshomaru: Can I eat this chocolate now?

LinkLord: NO!!! Anywayz, the dare is for Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: Oh, for the love of--

LinkLord: Relax, Fluffy!

Sesshomaru: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

LinkLord: Is there a problem, Fluffy?

Sesshomaru: (grumbling)

LinkLord: The dare is for Sesshomaru to kill Jaken because he's too mean to Rin.

Sesshomaru: S--t! If I had known that before I would've killed him a long time ago! Eh, I'll do it next chapter.

LinkLord: Why...?

Sesshomaru: Because Jaken and Rin aren't here yet.

LinkLord: Oh yeah! They'll be here next chapter along with Shippo, Sota and Gramps.

Eitak: (whispering to Vrael) And Itachi...

LinkLord: What was that?

Vrael & Eitak: NOTHING!!! (smile innocently)

LinkLord: For the last time! NO. FKING. CROSSOVER. CHARACTERS!!!

Vrael: We get it, Lord of all things Midna-related!!!

LinkLord: Don't push me...anyways, I think we'll end the chapter here. I gotta get revenge from when those two (points to his two friends) locked me in the closet. See ya soon!

Eitak: Don't worry! Me and Vrael have a plan to get rid of Mr. Bossy here for at least a whole chapter!

Vrael: Next time you'll see if it worked! But until then, byez!

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