Sesshomaru: Finally, I can be free of this wretched dare!

WHERE'S MY LITTLE FLUFFY BALL OF LOVE?!?!

Sesshomaru: Eitak and Vrael gave him some sort of wacky potion and now he's going ballistic...in the BAD way.

COME HERE MY LITTLE FLUFFYKINS!!!

Sesshomaru: Not if my life depended on it!!!

BUT FLUFFY...!

Sesshomaru: MY NAME IS SESSHOMARU!!!

DON'T MAKE ME HUG YOU!!!

Sesshomaru: Lord help me...the wack-job over there owns nothing.

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LinkLord: FLUFFY!!! WHERE ARE YOU FLUFFY?!

Vrael: Last time we had another dare from lady ranko and me and Eitak hatched an evil plot to make Durza go crazy. Thankfully its working...though a bit TOO well if you know what I mean.

LinkLord: DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?!?!

Eitak: Thanks to the potion we're free to do whatever we want until the end of the chapter, when the potion will wear off and Durza will totally kill us.

Vrael: But until he does, let's go nuts! All right, Goddess Of The Heavens has a dare for Inuyasha, Koga AND Sesshomaru. Let's see...Inuyasha's dare is to kill Kikyo and tell Kagome everything he said about loving Kikyo was a lie and he still loves her...and then to kiss her.

Kagome: (slaps Durza) SNAP OUTTA THIS FREAKY TRANCE!!!

LinkLord: MY NAME IS DURZA!!!

Kagome: No, you IDIOT! Snap out of it! (slaps Durza)

LinkLord: HI KAGOME!!! MY NAME IS DURZA!!!

Vrael: That's not gonna work.

Inuyasha: But just in case, where's my Tetsuaiga?

Sesshomaru: I can just tell mine will be bad. I hate you, fangirls! Why do you always force me to do stuff I don't feel like doing? But after the wedding I'll get a divorce and then you'll never bother me AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Vrael: Oops, right! New guests. Let's see...how 'bout Shippo, Jaken and Rin?

(they pop into existance)

LinkLord: (squeals fangirl-style) OMG YOU ARE LIKE THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL EVER!!! GIMME A HUG!!

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, who's the crazy boy?

Jaken: Rin, for once you ask a decent question.

Sesshomaru: I honestly reply; I don't know, Rin. Oh, and (stabs Jaken with his laser whip thingy) good riddance.

Jaken: AAUUUGGHHH!!! WHY, LORD SESSHOMARU?!?!

Sesshomaru: Aah, the only dare I've ever enjoyed. All right, do it Inuyasha.

LinkLord: I WANT A HUG FROM FLUFFIKINS!!!

Sesshomaru: Well, you're not GETTING a hug from fluffikins.

LinkLord: GIMME A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Vrael: Maybe we shouldn't have made the potion so strong.

Eitak: Agreed, He's freaking me out. Anyways, Inuyasha, kill Kikyo.

Inuyasha: Feh. (stabs Kikyo with the Tetsuaiga and she gasps, then falls to the floor, dead)

Eitak: Wow. Heartless!

Inuyasha: Oh shut up! Kagome...I lied about loving Kikyo, and I still love you. (kisses her)

Vrael: And we have another dare! Let's see now...Sesshomaru and Koga have to sing the song ''Girlfriend'' by that one artist that Durza's obsessed about.

Sesshomaru: You're kidding, right?

LinkLord: WHERE'S MY 'LIL FLUFFKINS?!

lady ranko: BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!!!

LinkLord: FLUFFY!!! WHERE ARE YOU, FLUFFY?!

Sesshomaru: Why me...? All right, all right!

Eitak: SING IT!!!

Sesshomaru and Koga:

Girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

Think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me!

No way! No way!

You know it's not a secret!

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend!

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You're so fine, I want you mine, you''re so delicious!

I think about you all the time, you're so addictive.

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? (echoes)

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious (tell me if that's not the right words)

And how, YEAH! I'm the mother ------- princess!

I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm RIGHT. (echoes)

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She's, like, so whatever!

And you can do so much better.

I think we should get together now...

AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKIN' 'BOUT!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

Think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me!

No way! No way!

You know it's not a secret!

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend!

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I can see the way, I see the way you look at me!

And even when you look away I know you think of me.

I know you talk about me all the time again and again!

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear.

Better yet, make your girlfriend DISAPPEAR!

I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again! (echoes: and again, and again!)

Because...

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She's, like, so whatever!

And you could do so much better.

I think we should get together now...

AND THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S TALKIN' 'BOUT!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

Think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend!

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me!

No way! No way!

You know it's not a secret!

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend!

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OH!

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'cuz I can, 'cuz I can do it better!

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

She's so stupid. What the hell were you thinking?!

OH!

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'cuz I can, 'cuz I can do it better!

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

She's so stupid. What the hell were you thinking?!

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HEY! HEY! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend.

NO WAY! NO WAY!

Think you need a new one.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend!

No way! No waaaaay...

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me!

No way! No way!

You know its not a secret!

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend!

No way! No WAAAAAY...

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Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

Think you need a new one!

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend!

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Voice 1: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Voice 2: Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me!

Voice 1: NO WAAAAAAAAY!!

Voice 2: You know it's not a secret!

Voice 1: HEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Voice 2: Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend!

No way! No waay! Hey HEY!

End of Girlfriend

Sesshomaru: My fangirls will be teasing me about that for weeks.

Koga: I don't mind! It was for MY fangirls!

Sesshomaru: I think my fangirls are demented or something.

LinkLord: (singing song annoyingly)

Vrael: Oh god, it's almost end of chapter. Join me in the countdown before we're destroyed?

Eitak: Why not?

Vrael and Eitak: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...

LinkLord: What happened? I...MY ROOM!!!

Eitak: CRAP!!!

Vrael: It was worth it. Well, seeing as Durza's about to completely kill us, review while we still have enough breath to reply.

LinkLord: I'M GONNA FRIGGIN' OBLITERATE YOU!!! As for the rest of you, prepare for lady ranko's wedding!

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