Vrael: Oww...my spine...
Eitak: He beat the living snot outta you!
Vrael: Shut up...
Well now that that's taken care of, let me get a few things straight. But before that, I own nothing!
#1. No dares during the wedding.
#2. Sesshomaru may NOT try to escape through the window. (Sesshomaru: Curses...)
#3. lady ranko is the only one allowed to call off the wedding, or declare a divorce. (Sesshomaru: Double curses...)
#4. Anyone who fails to comply to these rules is sentenced to 1 hour of listening to Naraku's evil ranting.
Also...
Don't poke the priest.
LinkLord: All right then! Let's get this wedding started!
lady ranko: Yay!
Sesshomaru: Somebody kill me...
Priest: NOW may I do my job, Master Durza?
LinkLord: Hmm...well first I have to take you to the living room. I made it into a church-like themed...thing.
Priest: Hury up. There's a funeral at midnight and I don't want to miss it.
LinkLord: Who died?
Priest: Some frog called Jaken.
Sesshomaru: I am not attending the funeral.
LinkLord: This way, everyone! (leads them into the living room)
Rin: Yay! I'm the flower girl! (tosses flowers)
Eitak: Apparently I'm the lady of honor...or something like that.
LinkLord: And I'm best man...lucky me...
Priest: Present the rings.
LinkLord: (thinking) How did I get this ring anyway? (speaking) Right here. (hands the priest guy a ruby-encrusted ring)
Eitak: Here's the other ring! (hands the priest an emerald ring)
Priest: (hands the rings to Hana (lady ranko) and Sesshomaru)
LinkLord: Start the ceremony. We don't have all day.
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Miss Hana and Lord Sesshomaru in holy matramony. Sesshomaru, do you take lady ranko to be your wife?
Sesshomaru: Whatever.
Priest: And do YOU, Hana, take Lord Sesshomaru to be your husband?
lady ranko: I do!
Priest: If there is anyone here besides Lord Sesshomaru who knows of a reason why these two should NOT be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(silence)
Priest: Very well. (closes the book) You may kiss the bride.
Sesshomaru: Now is that really neccessary--?
lady ranko: (squeals and kisses Sesshomaru directly on the lips)
Priest: Thank goodness that's over. (turns to LinkLord) Where's my 1,000 dollars?
LinkLord: Say WHAT?!
Priest: I performed this marriage at your house as you asked. Now give me my payment.
LinkLord: Ugh! Curse my softness... (gives the priest a check)
Priest: Thank you. (turns and walks out the door)
lady ranko: Thanks for holding my wedding, LinkLord!
Sesshomaru: I hate you in a way that I never thought possible, author.
LinkLord: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now then I'll end the chapter here because the reviewers are practically knocking my door down because they weren't allowed to dare this chapter. Bye!
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