Time for Chapter 8.
Inuyasha: Will this one be as short as last time?
It's longer than chapter 1.
Kagome: That's really not saying much seeing as chapter 1 was only 500 something words.
Pffft! Who CARES what you say? I own nothing, except for me.
LinkLord: Welcome everyone! Last time we had lady ranko--I mean, Hana's-- wedding.
(silence)
Vrael: That's it?
LinkLord: It was a very short chapter, dude. Just a little over 450 words. Oh, and by the way, thanks.
Vrael: For what?
LinkLord: Because of your stupid potion, every once in a while I'm forced to say something stupid.
Eitak and Vrael: SWEET!!!!
LinkLord: Shut up! OR I'LL SMOTHER YOU WITH MARSHMALLOWS!!!
Everyone: O.O
LinkLord: ARGH, S--beep--T!!! I can't stop doing that!
Vrael: This I can live with.
Eitak: That was creepy.
LinkLord: Live with it. Anywayz, do we have any new dares? Aah, it seems like we do have a new dare.
Eitak: So what does it say?
LinkLord: DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!
Everyone: O.O'
LinkLord: Ugh! Stupid potion...
Eitak: It seems to me like you MEANT to do that.
LinkLord: Well, I... (anime sweatdrops) Of course not!
Jinenji: Can I come out now?
LinkLord: HE'S STILL IN THE FRIGGIN' CLOSET?!?!
Eitak: Whoops...
LinkLord: Yes Jinenji, you can come out.
Jinenji: Thank you.
Eitak: Anyway, any new dares?
Inuyasha: Not that I know of.
Kagome: Nope.
Kikyo: (dead)
Vrael: What was the point of that?
Eitak: Seriously.
LinkLord: No point. I just wanted to make sure everyone remembered she was dead.
Vrael: Not that I don't think that is interesting, but...WHY?
LinkLord: Because I'm feeling random.
Vrael: Okay then, any new dares?
LinkLord: Not at the moment. Oh, wait, someone has a dare for someone to date them. Let's see...Sango! Sango has to go out with some dude called DemonLrd who until now had been concealing himself for more reasons than one.
Vrael: Sicko.
LinkLord: Backstabber.
Vrael: Hmm...tushei.
LinkLord: Anyway, let's...O.O'
Eitak: What? Let's...what?
LinkLord: O.O'
Vrael: He's frozen from shock. Wait, what's that book in his hands?
Eitak: Let's see...something like the Sisterhood of the Magic Pants or something. Why the heck was this even in his room?
Vrael: I don't wanna know, Eitak. What's it say on the back?
Eitak: I can't tell, he set the book down.
LinkLord: O.O'
Vrael: How do we wake him up?
Eitak: Well, this always works for him. reaches over and slaps LinkLord with a loud SMACK
LinkLord: (shudders) NEEMER-MIEMER!!!
Vrael: Now I'm all confused.
Eitak: Why were you frozen from shock?
LinkLord: This book is cursed!
Vrael: Say what?
LinkLord: I swear! The author was demented!!!
Eitak: And just what were you staring at?
LinkLord: Something horrible...
Eitak: (blushes)
LinkLord: NOT THAT YOU NINNY!!!
Vrael: Thank god. But what was it?
LinkLord: On this book! Do you know what's on the back?! A list of rules! Rule 5 or 6, I think it was. I'm not gonna risk looking at it again.
Eitak: What did it say?
LinkLord: 'Rule 5 or 6; You may not let a boy take off the pants. You may, however, take them off in his presence.'
Eitak: WTF?!?!
Vrael: O.O
LinkLord: I swear, the pants are out to get me!!! IS ANYONE WEARING MAGIC PANTS HERE?!
Vrael: Horrible...so horrible...
Eitak: My head! My HEAD!!!!
Kagome: This reminds me of the time I found Inuyasha with Kikyo cheating on me.
Inuyasha: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! SHE WAS BORROWING--
Kagome: Your c--?
LinkLord: THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! CAN WE PLEASE KEEP THE VIOLENCE PG OR LOWER?!
Vrael: The words are imprinted into my skull. I can't make it stop...
Eitak: HORRIBLE!!! EVIL, VILE, NASTY, DESPICABLE!!!
LinkLord: I know! It's horrible!!!
Narrator: We'll end the chapter NOW. It's going to take a professional therapist to calm this trio down.
Vrael: MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!!!!
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