All right, time for the par-tay!
Inuyasha: Somebody kill me.
Okay. (raises scythe)
Inuyasha: I WAS F---ING KIDDING!!!
Oh, MAN! I own nothing.
LinkLord: TIME TO PARTY!!! But first, welcome Brianne, Mia and Autum the forest fairy!
Autum: Hi!
Mia: COOLIO!!!
Brianne: That's a lot of snacks.
Vrael: We get first dibs on the snacks! Eitak, list of said snacks?
Eitak: Let's see:
Cosmic Brownies
Doughnuts
Chocolate-Chip Cookies
Pixie Sticks
Twizzlers
Zebra Cakes
Eitak: And much more.
LinkLord: You know the drill?
Vrael: On three!
LinkLord: Agreed.
Vrael and LinkLord: One...two...THREE!!! (they pounce on the snacks amid a shower of sweets and start gobbling everything down)
Eitak: Whoa. Durza's a sugar-freak.
LinkLord: AND PROUD OF IT! (rips into a Zebra Cakes pack)
Vrael: GIMME MORE SNACKS!!!
Eitak: They're already hyper, espescially Durza.
Hana: Will there be any left?
Eitak: I got thousands of pounds of candy. Even Durza and Vrael combined can't eat that much in one sitting.
LATER...
(everything is a blur as people are literally bouncing off of the walls, clapping as three certain figures grab their titles as the center of attention. Rin, Shippo and LinkLord dashing around at the speed of light)
LinkLord: OMIGOSHTHISISSONEATISN'TITNEATGUYSITHINKIT'SNEATHAHAHAHA!!
Shippo: OMGTOTALLY,LIKE,ILOVESUGARCAN'TGETENOUGHOFSUGARWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rin: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Vrael: Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!!!
Sesshomaru: Good thing I didn't have any. Hana, where's the video camera? (Hana hands it to him and he turns it on and begins filming)
LinkLord: THISISFUNI'VENEVERMOVEDTHISFASTBEFOREWELLMAYBEONCEATTHATONEPARTY!
Rin: OMGYOUMEANTHISPARTY?
LinkLord: GASPHOW'DYOU KNOW?TEEHEEHEEHEE!!!
Hana: Omg, they are CRAZY.
Vrael: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LinkLord: GOTTAGOGOTTAGOGOTTAGOGOTTAGOGOTTAGO!!!!
Hana: Has he been watching Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?
Eitak: Sadly yes.
Sesshomaru: Can't wait for when they sing. Oh yeah. (whistles and the three literally freeze in mid-air) Time for Spin the Bottle. (they scream and tackle Sesshomaru, who yells and is pinned to the ground) Note to self. Never give the author increased amounts of sugar.
LinkLord: (whips the Bottle out of nowhere and rams it onto the ground, then the girls crowd around as he spins it)
Bottle: (scared of the hyper dude)
LinkLord: (watching the bottle be scared of the hyper dude)
Bottle: (watching the hyper dude watching the bottle be scared of the hyper dude...I'll just stop right there...)
Bottle: (points at Mia)
Mia: Oh snap... (LinkLord grabs her and zooms into the closet, where there's a thud followed by a kissing sound and LinkLord zooms back out, followed by a staggering Mia) He tackled me...
LinkLord: DOITAGAINDOITAGAINDOITAGAIN!!! (jumping up and down, his eyes wide and wild)
Eitak: Creepy, but cool. (spins the bottle and it stops pointing at Vrael)
Vrael: (temporarily snaps out of his hyperness) Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. (hyper again) LET'SGOLET'SGOLET'SGO!!! (drags her in, kisses her, then drags her back out)
Eitak: Whoa...
Rin: OMIGOSHTHISISSOFUNIWANTMORESUGAR!!!
LinkLord: NOTIFIGETITFIRST!!!
Mia: Hold on there, cowboy! We're still playing.
LinkLord: MARSHMALLOWS!PICKLESARECUCCUMBERSSOAKEDINEVIL!!!
Autum: Okay then. sits down
Mia: (spins the bottle and it stops pointing at Inuyasha, who's examining his nails. Mia grabs him and leads him to the closet, kisses him once, then takes him back out)
LinkLord: IWANNASINGWANNASINGWANNASING!!!
Eitak: Slow down there! Fine, you can sing. See ya next chapter folks, when these ballistic hyper people get REALLY out of control!
LinkLord: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!DANCING!!!
Eitak: Umm...okay, we'll da-- (zooom!!!) Wow, he moves fast.
(LinkLord, Shippo and Rin are in the middle of the room just bouncing all over the place, moving at the speed of light with Brianne, Mia and Vrael)
LinkLord: OMIGOSHTHISPARTYISSOFUNIWONDERWHATWESHOULDDONEXT?
Rin: OMGWESHOULDTOTALLYLIKEDOAKARAOKEBECAUSEIT'DBEFUNHAHAHA!!!
Shippo: ILIKERIN!!!
Sonoko: Things just got REALLY wierd around here.
Eitak: You said it. Review while they still have any sanity left.
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