All right, time for the par-tay!
Inuyasha: Somebody kill me.
Okay. (raises scythe)
Inuyasha: I WAS F---ING KIDDING!!!
Oh, MAN! I own nothing.
Eitak: Okay, now we are gonna sing. Vrael and LinkLord will sing it. Oh, and apparently Psycotic Gothic Chick wants to ask LinkLord out.
Mia: Was she even a guest?
Eitak: Who cares? Go for it.
Psycotic Gothic Chick: LinkLord, will you go out with me?
LinkLord: OMGSUREWHYNOTBUTFIRSTIWANNASING!!!
Eitak: Of course you do. LinkLord, what song?
LinkLord: NINJAOFTHENIGHT!!!
Mia: Huh?
Eitak: LinkLord, get onstage.
NINJA OF THE NIGHT
Vrael: Hmmm...
(LinkLord comes onto the stage)
LinkLord: (laughs once) I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! It's your--
Vrael: Q-- Quiet! I'm tryint to concentrate!
(they both glare at each other)
LinkLord: Dude, we're ninjas! We graduated from Ninja Tech!
Vrael: Yes, but that MEANS respecting what it means to be a ninja.
LinkLord: No, dude, I'm gonna be at parties-- dude, people are gonna be at parties and they won't even know I'm there! They'll be like, ''Did you hear something TAD?'' and then they'll be like ''No'' and they look up and I'm all clinging up on the ceiling, and they'll be like ''What the-- a ninja?'' ''Awesome, it's a party!'' and I'll be like 'Just throw the cake up here, please!' Dude, I'm a ninja!
Vrael: No no no no! Don't exploit--
LinkLord: I'm wearing all black!
Vrael: Don't exploit the ninja! The nninja is calm! Repeat; calm!
LinkLord: Calm...yeah, I know, but--
Vrael: Okay, defense.
LinkLord: ...oh yeah?
Vrael: Strategy...
LinkLord: Yes!
Vrael: Eye of the Dragon.
LinkLord: Ohohohooooo...
Vrael: Feel the power of the energy from below.
LinkLord: We must go out and ninja in the night!
Vrael: You must start our quest.
LinkLord: Shall we?
Vrael: Yes.
Vrael: ♪Like the Shadow Serpent...silence is my veil!♪
LinkLord: Yes, and with percision of the cobra!
LinkLord and Vrael: ♪We know ancient STUFF and we have fun! Examples:♪
LinkLord: For instance!
Vrael: ♪In the confusion of a smoke bomb I can remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice!
LinkLord: ♪I can jump roof to roof and give all my friends free cable! It's BAD ASS!♪
Vrael: ♪I used my Chinese Star to pick the locks...and steal your car!♪
LinkLord: Wakano!
Vrael and LinkLord: NINJA OF THE NIIIIGHT!!!
END
Eitak: Disturbing.
Mia: Very. (shivers)
Psycotic Gothic Chick: LET'S GO!!! (grabs LinkLord's arm impatiently and drags him off)
LinkLord: BYEGUYSSEEYALATER!!!
Eitak: He is gonna be sore in the morning. Read and review.
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