(spinning)

Vrael: The King of Craziness seems happy.

Eitak: A little TOO happy.

Vrael: What's wrong with you?

Eitak: I'm still tired from that one party.

(tries to do a backflip but decides not to halfway)

Vrael: LinkLord owns nothing.

Vrael: Good day. Last time Durza threw a wild party and we dared him to drink another loopy potion.

Eitak: So, now we've got a few more dares.

LinkLord: LUMINATION!!!

Vrael: Hmm...it seems we made this one slightly too strong.

LinkLord: (picks up a staple gun)

Vrael: ACK!! Durza, put the staple gun down!

LinkLord: (swings it around randomly, and Rin tosses flowers around)

Rin: La lala lalala...

Hana: RIN!!! (pulls her out of the way)

Eitak: Let's see...a new dare from Rena Ryuugu!

Inuyasha: (sulks) Two dares, actually.

Eitak: O...M...G...Rena Ryuugu dares Inuyasha to KISS Sesshomaru!

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: WWWHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!

Eitak: Can't you two manage some brotherly love?

Sesshomaru: I'd rather get a divorce with 'Hana'.

Hana: (gives him the "I'm going to strangle you" look) THAT would mean instant death for YOU.

Sesshomaru: It'd be better than kissing him. Yecchh...

Inuyasha: Hmph...(kisses him EXTREMELY quick, then they both run to the window and vomit)

Voice out the street: OWWW!!! ...YUCK! Is this DOG VOMIT?!?!

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOG?!?!

Eitak: And the other dare is for Durza.

LinkLord: I'M THINKING OF AN ANIMAL!!! (thinking of a carrot)

Vrael: O.O He...has issues.

Eitak: (reads the dare) Oh, dear god, no...

Vrael: Gimme that! (snatches it away, then reads it) Oh god...DOES HE/SHE WANT THE UNIVERSE TO EXPLODE?!?!

Everyone: READ THE STUPID DARE ALREADY!!!

Vrael: (gulp) Rena Ryuugu dares Durza to drink 6 packs of soda, 10 pixie sticks (jumbo sized) eat 60 chocolate bars and drink 6 loopy potions.

Rena Ryuugu: Mwahahahahahaaa!!! Sweet revenge!

Everyone: RUN!!! (runs away as Durza hums to himself)

Eitak: Well, we have to do the dare...get him the stuff. (gulps)

A MINUTE LATER...

(Vrael has to pin LinkLord against a wall to keep him from pouncing on the sugary goodness)

Vrael:This can't possibly end well.

Eitak: Commence the dare. (Vrael lets go and LinkLord leaps at the candy, and within a nanosecond has devoured it all before drinking the ''loopy'' potions) Uh-oh...too much enthusiasm...

LinkLord: (freezes, then runs around so fast afterimages are trailing behind him) YYEEEEAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vrael: Not good...the next dare is for Shippo and Rin to duel.

Eitak: You're joking, right?

Vrael: Nope. That's really the dare.

Storm Midnight: This will be good. (grabs popcorn and sits down as Rin randomly picks up a sword and Shippo finds a medieval flail)

Vrael: FIGHT!!! (they leap at each other and start fighting, then Rin flings Shippo out of the window and follows him)

Same voice out the window) YEOWCH!!! First the vomit, now two fully armed kids! What's next?! A bomb?!

Naraku: (in the action of hurling a bomb out the window) Aww, man...

Eitak: Psycotic Gothic Chick dares Miroku to stop flirting with girls for three dares.

Miroku: Aww, man...

Vrael: She also wants to know if Keylala will go to the fair with her. She'll even buy Keylala cat nip.

Keylala: Mew!

Psycotic Gothic Chick: (watching LinkLord race around the room at the speed of light)

Eitak: Sesshomaru must go without his fluff for three dares.

Sesshomaru: You've gotta be kidding! You can't make me do that! This Sesshomaru keeps his fluff at all times!

Sesshomaru fans: O.O

Eitak: It's a dare.

Sesshomaru: (grumble grumble)

Vrael: Now then, everyone note that the dare chapters are back. So you can once more submit dares. See ya next time!

Psycotic Gothic Chick: I wonder if LinkLord will ever stop moving.

Eitak: I wish. (rolls her eyes)

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