Sarah: Yayz! I'm finally here!

Vrael:Da f---?

Eitak: Welcome, Mrs.CaptainJackSparrow1234.

Sarah: NOOO! My name is Sarah! Ooh, Miroku! (hugs)

Miroku: Ooh, I hate that last dare!

Eitak:Speaking of dares, we've got a few more. LinkLord owns nothing! ...but the loopy potions.

Eitak: Hi, people! First I want to welcome two new guests, Kadee and Sarah.

Sarah: Miroku!

Kadee: Where's LinkJerk?

Naraku: (shoves LinkLord out the window)

Same voice out the window: OOWWWW!!! What is WRONG with you peo--

LinkLord: OMG SUGAR!!! MINEMINEMINEMINE!!!

(ripping sounds, man screaming)

Vrael: Whoops...first dare is from Shia Demon of Wind.

Eitak: You've got to be kidding me.

Vrael: What?

Eitak: Shia wants me to have as much sugar as Durza had.

Everyone: O.O''''''''''''''''''''

Vrael: Well, a dare's a dare. (gulp)

2...SECONDS...LA-TOR...

(LinkLord and Eitak zooming around the room throwing popcorn everywhere and screaming something about taking over the world with jell-o)

Vrael: Insane, both of them!

LinkLord: OMG, CHICKEN!

Eitak: NO, SUGAR!!

Both: ...SUGAR!!! MINE!!!! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE--

3 hours later...

Both: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!

Vrael: They finally stopped.

Hana: Hey Durza! Want a pixie stick? (holds one up) (inner thoughts) A pixie stick for insanity...I like it!

LinkLord: YAAAAY! PIXIE STICK!!! SUGAR-POWERED DOUGHNUTS!

Eitak: OMG DURZA, BOWSER IS TAKING OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

LinkLord: OMFG TO THE LOSER MOBILE!

Both: Dun-na-na-na-nu-na-na-na-dun-dun-na!

Vrael: Next dare is from Hana. She dares Inuyasha to be chained to the floor locked in a room with hyperactive Durza for two chapters.

Inuyasha: I HATE YOU, LADY RANKO!

Sesshomaru: (kisses Hana in glee, then throws Inuyasha and LinkLord into a room and chains Inuyasha down OOHH DURZA? (throws something like, I dunno, say, three hundred pounds of candy all around Inuyasha) MWAHAHAHA! SLEEP WELL LITTLE BROTHER! (shuts the door and locks it, then kisses Hana again) BRILLIANT! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!

Inuyasha: (in the room) No, no, no, stay away from me! I'M WARNING YOU!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!! (ripping sounds and LinkLord banging into walls and screaming about popcorn)

Vrael: (shudders) I hate to think of what Durza will do to him when he smells like candy.

Everyone: ''''''''''''''O.O''''''''''''''

Vrael: See ya, everyone!

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