Sarah: Where is LinkLord?
Inuyasha: HELP ME!!
(crash)
Vrael: (snickers) Durza owns nothing!
Vrael: Greetings once again! Last time MadChick had Durza kiss her and speaking of whom is currently chasing Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: GET AWAY! (throws a meatball at LinkLord)
LinkLord: (pounces catlike at Inuyasha and they fall down yet ANOTHER random flight of stairs)
MadChick: (sitting contentedly)
Vrael: Also, SpotedLeaf gave us a few more dares. Now let's go with some others!
Sarah: (watching LinkLord chase Inuyasha around)
Eitak: (gets an evil idea) Hey Durza! Midna says hi!
LinkLord: (snaps out of hyperness) Thanks Eitak, I'll...wait a second...
Vrael: Oh, sh--.
LinkLord: WERE YOU KEEPING ME HYPER ALL THIS TIME?!?!
MadChick: That would be a yes, Captain Oblivious.
LinkLord: IT'S BEEN LIKE SEVEN FRIGGIN CHAPTERS! (takes out his scythe)
Eitak and Vrael: RUUUN!!! (run away as LinkLord chases them with his scythe screaming death-threats)
Inuyasha: Thank god that's over.
LATER...
LinkLord: Anywayz, we've got a new dare. From SpotedLeaf. Eitak, apparently, has to kiss Inuyasha.
Eitak: Yeccchhh! I ain't kissing DOG-BOY over there!
Inuyasha fangirls: OOH! PICK ME! NO, ME! (start fighting)
Inuyasha: (smirks)
LinkLord: Whatever, Eitak. (snaps his fingers and Eitak appears next to an oven with Naraku sitting at the table)
Naraku: I need to kill Kikyo once and for all because she is a nusciance and then I'll get infinite demonic power with the Shikon no Tama!
Eitak: Oh, H--L NO!
LinkLord: Now where was I? Oh yes. Sarah, you have anything to say?
Sarah: Miroku, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare!
Sarah: I dare you to kiss me.
Miroku: Works for me! (kisses her)
Sarah: (smiles and sits back down)
Hana: May I, Durza?
LinkLord: Go right ahead.
Hana: I dare Inuyasha to let me and Sesshomaru pull on his ears for the whole chapter!
Inuyasha: (unsheathes The Tetsuaiga) HECK no! NOBODY touches the ears!
Kagome: I did once...
Inuyasha: You WHAT?!
Kagome: (whistles innocently)
LinkLord: A dare's a dare, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: (grumble grumble)
LinkLord: But because I haven't been aware of what's been going on and those loopy potions haven't completely worn off, I'm giving you until next chapter to prepare for your ear-touchy-ness-like demise.
Inuyasha: Okay, I'm pretty d--n sure that isn't a word in ANY language!
LinkLord: Get over it. My story, my rules. God, another rant...
Vrael: (grabs tape recorder)
LinkLord: FUZZY CHESTNUTS!!!
Vrael: (cackles) Sweet, sweet blackmail material!
LinkLord: Vrael, gimme that tape recorder! (chases him with scythe in hand)
Sesshomaru: (gawking at the scythe) WHERE does he get these things?
Hana: Maybe we shouldn't ask.
Eitak: (trying hard not to gag)
Inuyasha: Submit more dares, people! Bye for now!
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