Okay then, seems like my notice about the dares has taken effect.

Inuyasha: Meaning?

Sit, boy.

Inuyasha: (slams into the ground headfirst) I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!

Which is why I do it. I own nothing!

LinkLord: GREETINGS! We've got lots of new dares! But first, a note. If you want me to get more people from my cursed list...thing...just say the name of the character and when I get time I'll put them into the story!

Sesshomaru: Hmph.

LinkLord: You know, the rosary around your neck is still in place.

Sesshomaru: (shuts up)

LinkLord: So, on with the first dare of the chapter! From...MomoxRoku! This viewer writes:

I dare Miroku-sama to give up on Sango and start dating...Durza!

LinkLord: (eye twitches)

Miroku: TAKE ME TO NARAKU! ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THAT!

LinkLord: With pleasure. (snaps his fingers, Miroku is teleported to the kitchen where Naraku is ranting evilly at the table) Anywayz, next dare. From HYPER ACTIVE INU FAN. Wow, just by the name this person sounds like someone I'd like to meet. The dare, surprisingly, IS at the level for us to do it, but since Naraku would collapse the house on our heads if we did it I'm saying that we do it after this chapter. Sorry, HYPER ACTIVE INU FAN, but that's the way the Kratos crumbles.

All: What?

LinkLord: Inside joke. You wouldn't get it.

FLASHBACK...

(LinkLord playing God of War and doing the God Challenges or whatever. A gorgon turns Kratos to stone and smashes him)

LinkLord: That's the way the Kratos crumbles! (cackles)

END OF FLASHBACK...

LinkLord: OKAY, WHO'S MESSING WITH THE FILM AGAIN?!

Vrael: (gulp) Uh-oh.

LinkLord: Anyway, next dare. From Sexy SessHOTmaru fan club g... Okay then. The dare:

wow. short. i hav a dare for the totally awesome, but sadly taken (, sessHOTmaru. i dare him to drink bottles and bottles of sake until he's drunk!

Hana: No way! Sesshomaru is scary when he's drunk.

Sesshomaru: Give me the sake. NOW. (LinkLord hands him 5 bottles of sake and Sesshomaru starts drinking)

LinkLord: This is something I have to see. (goes to get popcorn)

53 BOTTLES LATER...

Sesshomaru: (walking around drunk Jack Sparrow-style) Hey, ev'ryone! How y' doin'? (collapses and laughs, rolling around on the ground)

LinkLord: Sweet, sweet blackmail material. (eats some popcorn)

3 HOURS LATER...

Sesshomaru: Ow, my head...

LinkLord: Too bad, Sesshomaru, you've got another dare.

Sesshomaru: Oh, f--beep-- it all. (rubs his head)

LinkLord: This dare is from kagsrul3s. Roll the clip!

(silence)

Voice offstage/screen/whatever: Psst! There's no video!

LinkLord: Really? Dangit, you should have told me that earlier! Anyway, here's the dare:

i dare sesshomaru to kiss kirara on the lips, if he doesn't then he has to kiss shippo on the lips!

Sesshomaru: kagsrul3s, from this point onward I will make it my sworn duty to find you and rip you apart into small specks before casting you into the void that is oblivion.

LinkLord: What a detailed description. (grabs Shippo and Keylala and lifts them into the air) Pick one, Sesshomaru, or else.

Sesshomaru: The cat.

Keylala: (hisses and leaps at Sesshomaru, then scratches up his face) RAAAAAHHRRR!!! (translation) I AM NOT A KITTY!!!

LinkLord: TECHNICALLY you are, actually.

Sesshomaru: (grabs Keylala and kisses her, then throws her across the room) Disgusting.

LinkLord: (pats his ever-growing pile of blackmail videos) I love these blackmail videos. Next dare, from Kikyogirl:

i dare Inuyasha to be chained down in a room alone with Kagome! and maybe Kikyo.

LinkLord: (starts laughing uncontrollably, and Inuyasha has the 'OH MY GOD, NO!!!' look on his face)

Vrael: I can't believe the things we do in this fic. Oh well. (grabs Inuyasha by the silvery, awesome-looking hair...no, you idiots, I just think the hair looks cool...and drags him to an empty room before throwing him in. Eitak chains him down and Kagome walks in, then Inuyasha looks up/back at the doorway)

Inuyasha: I want Kikyo in here too.

LinkLord: Newsflash, dog-boy. Kikyo's dead.

Kikyo's voice: No I'm not!

LinkLord: Shut up, Kikyo. (slams the door, and slapping sounds come from inside the room) Hahaha, good thing I've got a blackmail camera in there.

Vrael: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH BLACKMAIL?!

LinkLord: Why do you care?

Vrael: Aah, tushei.

LinkLord: We've got another dare, but since I want Inuyasha to be in there for at least 5 hours--

Inuyasha: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M-- (slapping sound) OW!

LinkLord; --We'll do it in a few minutes.

5 HOURS LATER...

(LinkLord lets Inuyasha out)

LinkLord: This next dare is one of my faves.

Vrael: Newsflash, Durza. We've got another dare from someone in chapter 17.

LinkLord: Really? I'm surprised they haven't broken my door down while brandishing a battleaxe yet. Let's hear it:

From: Sano a Timelord of the Past

Ok I got a dare for Vrael I dare you to give LinkLord 100 Candy Bars 10 Gummy snacks and 12 sodas. Then lock him in a room and put a camera in it for blackmail (make sure I get a copy) and after 20 minutes put Inuyasha in there.

Inuyasha: Oh dear god, no...

LinkLord: (evil gleam enters his eyes)

Vrael: (gulps) Fine, but only if he doesn't have his scythe at the time.

LinkLord: I won't make any promises.

2.2 NANOSECONDS LATER...

(several dents are in the steel door leading to the room, and the sound of someone yelling an odd language is heard)

Vrael: Thank god I don't have to go in there!

Inuyasha: But I DO!

Vrael: Hahaha, sucks to be you, doesn't it?

20 MINUTES LATER...

(Inuyasha screaming is added to the sounds from inside the room, along with several "CRAP, GET AWAY FROM ME!"s and a few "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!"s)

Eitak: I wonder what the blackmail movie will look like.

Vrael: Knowing Durza, it's probably scattered in pieces across the room by now.

Sano a Timelord of the Past: Dangit.

Eitak: O-kay then, we have another dare to do so we'll have to let him out soon.

SOON...

(LinkLord walks out, slightly jumpy, and looks around)

LinkLord: Okay then, which one of you thought it was a good idea to put 3 gallons of coffee in there?

Vrael: (thinking) CRAP!

LinkLord: Anyway, on to my favorite dare! From Takamikiku. Here's the dare:

I dare Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Keylala, Kikyo, Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Kaede, Kohaku, Totosai, Koga, Hakaku, Ginta and Myoga to have 13 loopy potions each, or to babysit a very hyper LinkLord at age 5.

Everyone she named except for LinkLord: O...M...G...

Vrael: You really do want us to suffer, don't you? 5 was the age when LinkLord was in kindergarden.

Takamikiku: So?

Eitak: About that time, he was throwing chairs around, overturning tables, beating people up and biting the principle's leg.

Takamikiku: O.O

LinkLord: So, then, let's do this! (grinning evilly)

3 HOURS LATER...NO, REVIEWERS, THEY WERE JUST GIVING 5-YEAR-OLD LINKLORD LOTS OF SUGAR AND IT TOOK THAT LONG...

LinkLord: We're introducing, for the next 5 chapters, a segment I call "LinkLord Torture" where we look to the house next door where the 5-year-old me is terrorizing everyone who was involved in the dare. Let's go there now!

TIME FOR LINKLORD TORTURE!

(5-year-old LinkLord is seen running around extremely fast with Sesshomaru chasing him)

Sesshomaru: GET BACK HERE!

5-year-old LinkLord: I'MRUNNINGROUNDANDROUNDREALLYFASTSESSHOMARUHEYWHYAREYOUCHASINGMEGETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!! (runs faster, if possible)

Inuyasha: (insert last darer's name here), you will pay for this! We've got a hyperactive 5-year-old version of our insane author here running around at Moch 10!!! I WILL GET YOU FOR THI-- (5-year-old LinkLord crashes into him and they fall down a really really really really really

5 DAYS LATER...

really really really REEEEAAALLLLYYY long staircase)

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

5-year-old LinkLord: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

LinkLord: Well then, that's gotta hurt. Remember to send us more dares, people!

Vrael: But we have another dare! Why are you ending the chapter?!

LinkLord: I wasn't I was just giving a reminder. (slaps him and Vrael falls over) Now then, where was I? Oh yes, the final dare for this chapter! From Sesshy Stalker from H--l. The dare is thus:

I dare Kagome to kiss Inuyasha in front of Kouga and then kiss Kouga in front of Inuyasha, and then feed them the same amount of sugar LinkLord has had throughout the ENTIRE FIC. Then we'll just watch them kill each other or jump out the window suicidal.
Oh, and I also dare Seshoumaru to divorce Hana --don't be so cheerful, and here comes why-- but only to declare his love for Naraku and then rip his fluff in half. Oh, yeah, and I'd like to see what happens when Durza, Rin and Shippo get drunk in alchohol (but it must be some booze which has large doses of sugar in it as well) (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH), that's right, you heard it: I'm evil.

LinkLord: You most certainly are. How about we plot World Conquest together some time?

Sesshy Stalker from H--l: Will there be popcorn?

LinkLord: There will be popcorn.

Sesshy Stalker from H--l: Okay.

Kagome: (kisses Inuyasha, then kisses Koga and 10,000 pounds of sugar is dumped on them) Eat it.

Inuyasha: I will kill you, Koga! (starts eating sugar)

Koga: Aah, your life is mine! (starts eating sugar)

LinkLord: And now we wait. But before that, Sesshomaru has to do HIS dare.

Sesshomaru: (is teleported there) Thank GOD I'm not with that little nightmare anymore. Fine.

Hana: (gives him the paralyzing evil eye) Sesshomaru, don't you DARE.

Sesshomaru: Hana, we are officially divorced. (turns to Naraku) (shudders) I love you Naraku.

LinkLord: (takes 10 steps away from Hana, who has steam flying from her ears) You know what happens next, Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: But this is my only fluff!

LinkLord: You're going to die anyway, it won't matter.

Sesshomaru: Oh well. (rips his fluff up)

LinkLord: Now then, let's turn and see what Hana is going to do to poor doggy-boy over here. (turns and looks at Hana)

Hana: (has the "I'm going to rip you into microscopic pieces and scatter them around the universe" look on her face)

Sesshomaru: Oh, crap.

LinkLord: You'll have to wait to kill Sesshomaru, Hana, because I have a dare in this 3-dare review as well.

Hana: (crosses her arms and keeps her eyes on Sesshomaru, who anime sweatdrops and whistles innocently with the "The dare made me do it" look on his face)

Rin: Ready?

Shippo: Set...

LinkLord: GO! (they all start drinking alchohol at an inhuman pace and the others gawk at them)

Eitak: Durza's never drank before.

Vrael: This can't possibly end well. Well, since LinkLord the Drunk is busy right now, I will end the chapter. Next chapter you'll see what happens to Sesshomaru and how LinkLord reacts to drinking for the first time. Remember: Read and review!

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