Now then, we can start chapter 20! But first, limbo to congratulate us on getting this far!
3 LIMBO-FILLED MINUTES LATER...
Okay then, now we begin! I own nothing.
LinkLord: MadChick's back.
Vrael: Excuse me?
LinkLord: Did you not hear me? I said MadChick is back, and she's got a new dare.
Eitak: Hope its funny.
LinkLord: (slaps Eitak)
Eitak: OW! What was that for?!
LinkLord: I still haven't gotten over the fact that you kept me hyper and loopy for a long time. Anywayz, first dare of the chapter! From HYPER ACTIVE INU FAN. Meep.
Vrael: What's wrong with you?
LinkLord: Last time I didn't do their dare, they almost broke my door down. SO, now I should do it.
HYPER ACTIVE INU FAN: You got that right!
LinkLord: Their dare is for Koga to run around on the ceiling screaming 'I'm too sexy for my shirt'.
Inuyasha: You are?
LinkLord: Sit boy.
Inuyasha: (slams headfirst into the ground) (spits dirt from his mouth) STOP THAT!
LinkLord: (chuckles) Do it, Koga, or be sentenced to cooking dinner for Naraku!
Koga: This won't be too tough. It's true! (runs around on the ceiling...somehow...shut up! and starts shouting 'I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!!)
Eitak: This is probably the most idiotic, yet strangely creepy thing I have ever seen.
MadChick: You've got that right.
LinkLord: Jack Sparrow enjoys being followed by rocks.
MadChick: What?
LinkLord: Never mind.
Inuyasha Fans: ...?
LinkLord: (raises an eyebrow) What? Can I help it if I'm insane?
Inuyasha Fans: (nod)
LinkLord: Shut up. Anywho, next dare!
(By the way, did you know that when I was writing the word 'next' seen above I accidentally wrote the word 'neck' instead? Funny stuff.)
LinkLord: The next dare is from Takamikiku for Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT! (trying to hold of Hana with a chair)
LinkLord: (snaps his fingers and Hana is frozen solid) Happy now?
Sesshomaru: Yes. Continue.
LinkLord: The dare is for Sesshomaru to either dress up as a girl and wear make-up--
Sesshomaru: WHAT?!?!
LinkLord: --T.T or to jump into the arctic sea, naked, and stay there for an hour.
Sesshomaru: I swear, these people are trying to kill me.
These People: DUH!!!
LinkLord: Oh for the love of tea and biscuits!
Eitak: ...
Vrael: (raises an eyebrow)
LinkLord: Your fault, not mine.
Eitak: And how is it our fault that you just rose 100 levels on the Creepy meter?
LinkLord: You gave me that wacky potion--
Vrael: Actually it was a loopy potion.
(slapping sound, Vrael hitting the floor with a thud)
LinkLord: DON'T TALK WHILE I'M TALKING!
Vrael: At least he didn't use the rosary.
LinkLord: FILTH!!
Vrael: Meep. (the necklace slams into his chest and sends him crashing through the floor to the bottom floor) IIII HAAAAAATTTTEEE YYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!
(boom)
LinkLord: Heh heh heh. So then, anyone else want to interrupt me?
Everyone else: (silence, cricket chirping)
LinkLord: Didn't think so. Anywayz, take your pick, Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: You're watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 right now aren't you?
LinkLord: Where the heck did that come from?!
Sesshomaru: I dunno, I just wanted to give myself some time to choose.
LinkLord: (eye twitches angrily)
Sesshomaru: (anime sweatdrops, sees Hana melting) ARCTIC SEA BEFORE SHE MELTS!
LinkLord: (also sees Hana melting) Good choice. (snaps his fingers and Sesshomaru is teleported to the arctic sea)
Sesshomaru: (shivers while suspended in mid-air for a moment) Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. (gravity takes over and he plunges into the arctic sea)
LinkLord: Hahahahahaa!
Eitak: That didn't sound very evil.
LinkLord: You want me to use your rosary next?
Eitak: Shutting up now.
LinkLord: All right, now we'll--
(sound of feet on stairs, Vrael bursts into the room covered with dust)
Vrael: WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR?!
LinkLord: (raises an eyebrow) You really want me to kill you, don't you?
Vrael: ...
LinkLord: Good boy. And now for the next dare!
Eitak: What, are we on a talk show or something?
LinkLord: Sort of, except that we're online. The next dare is from Sesshomarusmate214. Sesshomarusmate214 dares Inuyasha to kiss Miroku.
Inuyasha: ...
LinkLord: (waiting)
Inuyasha: ...
Miroku: (looking at Sango via mirror)
Inuyasha: ...
Naraku: (mad because the chapter ended every time he was about to get some dinner)
Inuyasha: ...
LinkLord: Man, this is taking forever.
Inuyasha: WHERE'S MY TETSUAIGA?!
Sesshomarusmate214: Meep. (hides behind LinkLord)
LinkLord: (raises an eyebrow) Might I ask WHY you are right behind me?
Sesshomarusmate214: Umm...no reason, really, just that there's a half-demon with claws and a huge sword trying to kill me and you control everything in this fic/show/chatroom/go away.
LinkLord: Ooookay then...do it, Inuyasha, or Naraku will be waiting.
Inuyasha: So?!
LinkLord: Don't make me make you have to listen to him sing!
Inuyasha: Right then. (kisses Miroku and they both run to the bathroom to get some soap to wash their mouths out with)
LinkLord: Anyone want to comment on that?
Eitak: That was disturbing.
LinkLord: Yeah?! Well I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you didn't know what I was thinking while you were thinking of me thinking about your thoughts being about cats!
Eitak: Huh?
Everyone else: ...
LinkLord: Hahaha, I'm so wierd. Anywho, next dare! From SpotedLeaf! One of my favorite darers.
SpotedLeaf: First of all, I don't think 'darers' is a real word. Second of all...why?
LinkLord: Dunno. Why don't you have a username that doesn't make people think of Christmas-style leaves?
SpotedLeaf: Hmm...tushei.
LinkLord: ANYWAYZ, the dare was from either last chapter or the chapter before that. Don't know, too lazy to check. SpotedLeaf says--
SpotedLeaf: Can I say my dare?
LinkLord: Hang on a sec. (walks out of the room, then comes back in and throws something into the closet. He grabs SpotedLeaf and hurls him/her into the closet, then shuts the door. Immediatley several thuds, rather loud swear words and a few grunts are heard, then the closet door breaks open and SpotedLeaf is flung out with a rosary around his/her neck) Aah, that felt good.
SpotedLeaf: Not good. (tries to get the rosary off of his neck)
LinkLord: So then, since you wanted to say your dare, go ahead.
SpotedLeaf: (glares at him) I want someone to dare LinkLord to do something really stupid. Something like hurl himself out of the window.
Almost everyone: (raises their hands) WE'LL DO IT!
LinkLord: Do you really hate me THAT much?
Inuyasha Fan 1: I liked it better when you were hyper.
LinkLord: WHY YOU LITTLE-- (takes out his scythe and starts chasing the Inuyasha fan, who is driven screaming out into the street where they are hit by a truck, then thrown into a hole and buried without a ceremony) Ksah, I hate haters.
Eitak: Say what?
LinkLord: Don't know. Oh, and for all of you that DON'T want to be driven out into the streets by me wielding a scythe, there's a surprise at the end of this chapter that you can do instead of a dare. . I love the word ksah. And chaos. Those are my two favorite words.
Vrael: Umm...okay then...anyone want to do it?
Hana: I will!
LinkLord: Oh crap, no.
Keylala: Mew?
LinkLord: (pats Keylala on the head)
Eitak: You are so random.
LinkLord: Hey, look who's catching on! .
Vrael: Why is Hana daring you a bad thing?
LinkLord: Because she was in so many chapters in this fic, she's become almost a main character in it so she has almost as much power in it as you or Eitak.
Vrael: Not sure I liked that answer. But oh well. TORTURE HIM, HANA!
Hana: Alrighty then. Durza, I dare you to slap yourself three times, punch yourself in the stomach five times, say 'I like pretty ponies' seven times, shout 'I'm really gay' in a singsong voice two times, and then jump off of the roof of your --insert number here-- story building, crashing into the pavement below.
LinkLord: (frozen from the sheer stupidity of it)
Hana: Hey! Undo that! (shoves LinkLord from his chair and re-types that sentence)
REPLAY
LinkLord: (frozen from how awesome Hana looks)
CURRENTLY
LinkLord: NO F---ING WAY! (takes out his scythe, and Hana takes out a pair of duel swords and they start fighting)
Vrael: Hey Eitak, go get some popcorn.
Eitak: Get it yourself.
FREEZE
Remember, the kitchen is still full of popcorn from when Eitak was hyper.
UNFREEZE
Eitak: (shoves Vrael into the hole he made when LinkLord made him fall through the floor and he crashes into the kitchen, surrounded by popcorn)
Vrael: Why is it always me?
Eitak: (chuckles, then boards up the hole and laughs) This is fun! (watches them fight)
Inuyasha: Hmm...deranged psycopath of an author versus crazy Sesshomaru-obsessed fangirl. An interesting fight.
2 HOURS LATER...
(LinkLord throws Hana out the window and she falls a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long...zzzzzz...hmm, what? Oh, right! Long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG way down and hits the pavement)
LinkLord: Feh. For those of you still staring in shock at how many times I wrote the word 'long'... (slaps them) THIS ISN'T FOR YOU! Well, actually, it kinda is, but that's not the point! Next dare. From--
SpotedLeaf: Hang on a second, romeo. You haven't finished my dare.
LinkLord: Hmm? Oh crap, SpotedLeaf's right. And I really really really REALLY hate this dare.
SpotedLeaf: (grins evilly) I DARE LINKLORD TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE CANDY FOR SEVERAL CHAPTERS!
Vrael: ...
Eitak: You truly are insane.
SpotedLeaf: Why? (sees LinkLord shaking in anger) Aw, crap...
LinkLord: ANGELS ARISE! (suddenly, in a pillar of fire, SEPHIROTH rises out of the ground! Mwahahahahaa...what, I can't do that? TOO BAD! HAHAHAHAHAAAPUMPKINNOISES! Yeah, I know I'm wierd)
Sephiroth: You called me?
LinkLord: Yep. Too bad you're only going to be in this chapter unless I need you again.
Sephiroth: Miserable little whelp!
LinkLord: Hey, anyone got a rosary strong enough to hold an angel straight from the Underworld?
Everyone else: (shake their heads)
LinkLord: Drat. Anyways, KILL SPOTEDLEAF!
SpotedLeaf: S--T! (jumps to his/her feet and runs to the window, then vaults out of it onto the street and Sephiroth follows him)
LinkLord: Hahahaha, nobody takes away MY candy. Anways, next dare is from Sesshy Stalker from Hell. He/She writes for Miroku to adopt the 5-year-old version of me and--
(there's a COLOSSAL green explosion from outside, followed by screaming and a scorched SpotedLeaf crashing through the ceiling, landing with a THUD next to LinkLord)
LinkLord: ...I think the only word to describe that would be 'interesting', and maybe 'totally random'.
Miroku: I HAVE TO ADOPT THAT...THING?!?!?!
LinkLord: Pretty effects.
Miroku: Da f---?
LinkLord: Which reminds me, let's see how my 5-year-old self is doing.
5-YEAR-OLD LINKLORD AND THE TORTURE OF THE INU GANG! ...SHUT UP, IT MAY NOT BE THE BEST TITLE BUT YOU'RE THE ONE READING THIS!
(the small LinkLord is racing around, chanting 'pull my finger' and hitting Inuyasha over the head)
Inuyasha: GET BACK HERE, LITTLE TWERP!
Vicky (from fairly odd parents): HEY, that's MY line! Where's the stupid script--?!
LinkLord: Hahahaha, WOW this is getting seriously messed up. We DID have another dare, from inuyashaloves kagome4ever, but seeing as we're almost out of time I think I'll get to that surprise now. I'm having two animals/creatures be brought into the fic, one of them will be a fairy (Shut up.) and the other, you people get to choose. Next chapter we'll find out what the second animal is, and then after THAT chapter I'll let all of you viewers/readers pick a name for it. In case you didn't understand a SINGLE word I just said, I'll remind you next chapter. So until next time, here's the list of creatures you can choose the next animal to be! Choose wisely:
1. Dragon
2. Panther
3. Cat
4. T-Rex
5. Fox
6. Seaserpent
7. Ghost
8. Grizzly Bear
LinkLord and co.: Choose whichever one you want to accompany the fairy next chapter, and have fun choosing! Bye!
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