I am random.

Inuyasha: This isn't new.

You will shut up now.

Inuyasha: No I won't!

(takes out scythe, with blood still on it)

Inuyasha: (laughs nervously) I mean...of course I will.

Thought so. I own nothing!

Vrael: Well last time, we found out that Durza kills people who dare him to not eat candy.

Eitak: So, for our own safety, we locked him in a medieval video game.

Inuyasha: Wow, he's really kicking butt in there.

MadChick: Get out of the way! (looks at the screen and sees LinkLord ripping a goblin in half)

LinkLord (virtual): Heh heh heh, blood and gore. Just so you know, WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!

Sesshomaru: Crap. Anywayz, I've explained to Hana that the divorce was only for the dare and she stopped trying to kill me, and accepted my apology.

Vrael: YOU apologized?

Sesshomaru: Shut up!

Hana: Yes, he did, and he was very sweet about it.

Eitak: You had him at gunpoint, didn't you?

(silence)

Hana: That's for me to know and for you to never find out about.

LinkLord (virtual): I'm bored. (starts doing random combos and suddenly the screen goes black, and green lettering appears)

VIDEO GAME SCREEN:

rghtrojgRjflvfgttuhsi3799937ydkeiebhsderpehakvngweasxei-- (continues rapidly)

REALITY:

Inuyasha: Holy crap, I think he's hacking the game!

Eitak: Interesting that he can do that from inside the game.

Vrael: Anywho, please welcome the fairy Lesvon! (a black-and-red Zelda style fairy floats into the room and flies to the T.V.)

Lesvon: (makes a dinging sound)

Vrael: Now you can dare Lesvon as well.

LinkLord (virtual): (the screen goes normal again and shows LinkLord riding a black dragon) Oh yeah, max stats!

Inuyasha: Can someone tell me how he did that?

LinkLord (virtual): Shut up, Inuyasha, or when I get out I'll kill you too!

Sesshomaru: Speaking of which, when DOES he get out?

Eitak: When he beats level 1,000.

Vrael: He's currently on level 700. Crap, he's only been in there five minutes!

LinkLord (virtual): You got that right! I'm a virtual gamefreak! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to plot a war against the demons. (rides off-screen and MadChick picks up the controller and pushes the analog stick to the right, to keep him in view)

MadChick: Nice dragon. I'm guessing you used the master code.

LinkLord (virtual): Naturally. (slices a goblin in half and the words 'LEVEL UP' appear on-screen)

Eitak: Next we'll have some more dares.

VIDEO GAME SCREEN:

rhgngoehsagogogogogogogirhaglragigabowsergoestoheckbbtiahfmgo10483vnarizoaraicvirorzia--

REALITY:

Inuyasha: Does that stream of data include the words 'Giga Bowser'?

Eitak: Hmm... (Giga Bowser appears on-screen along with the words 'BOSS FIGHT') Crap, he's on the last level.

LinkLord (virtual): Uh-oh, my rapid hacking made him too strong.

Everyone else: HOORAY! We don't have to put up with him for a while!

LinkLord (virtual): WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I AM GOING TO--

Vrael: (picks up the instruction manual which includes cheat codes) Hey, guess what? We can dare LinkLord to do stuff in the game! There's every hack imaginable in here, so if you dare him to do something I'll hack into the game so it happens! (presses 'Reset' and LinkLord reappears on level 1 without the dragon)

LinkLord (virtual): WHY ME?!?!?!

Inuyasha fan 2: Because you're a psycopath, you're a twit, you have no sense of humor, you're an idiot, you are despised by everyone AND YOU CAN'T HAVE CANDY WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE!!

LinkLord (virtual): Oh, you are DEAD.

Inuyasha fan 2: Meep. (runs to Canada, eh? Oh shut up, you know it was funny)

Vrael: Not enough people have voted, so keep sending dares AND votes! See ya next time!

THIS CHAPTER WAS CUT SHORT DUE TO LACK OF DARES.

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