(virtual) WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, SPOTEDLEAF IS DEAD MEAT!

Vrael: Crap. In case you're wondering, SpotedLeaf said Midna is ugly.

Eitak: And as we know, Durza is OBSESSED with Midna.

Vrael: The last time someone made fun of Midna, when Durza was done with them the remains of their house and themselves was no more than one big crater.

Eitak: So for safety's sake, we're disconnecting the level up server on the game so he can't get out until he's calmed down.

(virtual) LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I WILL KILL SPOTEDLEAF!

Vrael: He owns nothing.

(the TV is practically spitting sparks as LinkLord continues to roar in anger, almost breaking the TV in his rage)

Eitak: Who thinks we should keep him in there so he doesn't cause a nucleur bomb to be dropped on our heads?

Everyone: (raises their hand)

Vrael: Good. We're keeping him in there.

LinkLord (virtual): SCUM, TRAITOR, BACKSTABBING FILTH!!!

SpotedLeaf: (sticks her tongue out at LinkLord) HA! Can't get me now, can you?

LinkLord (virtual): WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT!!!

SpotedLeaf: But you can't get out! HA! Loser! (gives him the middle finger)

LinkLord (virtual): I DON'T HAVE TO BE OUT! NOKAWA! (a lightning bolt crashes through the ceiling and almost hits SpotedLeaf, who screams and jumps back)

Vrael: And THAT is how he made the crater. If I were you, SpotedLeaf, I'd start writing my will now.

SpotedLeaf: Uhh, good idea. (slowly backs away from the TV, which is starting to shoot shadow out of the screen)

Eitak: If you make him break the TV, he'll get out and, most likely, break the world in half.

LinkLord (virtual): COSTIVA! (a tornado appears in the distance and SpotedLeaf anime sweatdrops)

Vrael: DURZA, IF YOU KEEP THIS UP WE'LL ALL DIE!

LinkLord (virtual): (laughing evilly)

Lesvon: Is he crazy?

Eitak: Insane is more like it.

Vrael: Anywayz, we WERE going to do dares this chapter but since SpotedLeaf made Durza go ballistic he's taken away ALL of our author powers, so we can't do anything.

Inuyasha: Hooray! (fumbles for something) Crap, where's my Tetuaiga?

Vrael: He took EVERYTHING.

Inuyasha and everyone else: (glare angrily at SpotedLeaf)

SpotedLeaf: What?! It's not my fault he's in love with a stupid, ugly imp thing!

LinkLord (virtual): I AM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO THE SUN!!! (the TV breaks and SpotedLeaf screams as LinkLord leaps at her, then he punches her so hard she is sent flying out of the window and lands in the street before Vrael and Eitak seal him back into the video game) I'LL BE BACK, SPOTEDLEAF! YOU'D BETTER HOPE THAT NEXT TIME VRAEL AND EITAK CAN STOP ME FROM OBLITERATING YOU!

Eitak: I think it's a good idea if we turn the TV off.

Vrael: Agreed, just to let him calm down a bit.

LinkLord (virtual): YOU WOULDN'T DARE!! I'LL KILL ALL OF-- (click)

Vrael: Finally, some quiet.

Inuyasha Fan 3: Will we be able to do dares?

Eitak: Unfortunately not, with us turning the TV off Durza will likely never give our powers back. And since he's the only one with powers but he's outraged at SpotedLeaf, for everyone's safety we won't do any dares other than very simple ones.

Everyone: (glare angrily at SpotedLeaf, who gulps)

SpotedLeaf: Look, I WOULD apologize but he called me a 'he' two times!

Eitak: How is he supposed to know if you're a boy or a girl?! HE CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU!

Vrael: Next time, don't be so offensive and remember that he doesn't always know if someone is boy or girl.

SpotedLeaf: Fine, let me talk to him and I'll apologize.

Eitak: Can't do that, he'd kill you. We have to wait at least five hours for him to calm down.

FIVE HOURS LATER...

Eitak: (turns the TV on but LinkLord isn't on screen. She looks through all the other levels but she can't find him)

Vrael: Did he hack the game?

Eitak: No, much much worse! He left the game completely!

Everyone else: WHAT?!

Eitak: It's like he was never there, which can only mean one thing; he went to another game!

Vrael: If anyone gets him to the last level on that game-- (shudders)

SpotedLeaf: Crap. Where's an airplane when you need one?

Eitak: Everyone, we know how to calm Durza down so by next chapter you'll be able to do dares again! Wish us luck!

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