Military Guy: I've acquired the clients. Moving back to base.

Sesshomaru: GIVE ME MY SWORD! NOW!

Military Guy: The wolf-man wants his weapon. Waiting for orders.

Sesshomaru: You're REALLY lucky Hana tied me up or you would be DEAD right now!

Military Guy: Wolf-client shows hostility. Permission to stabilize?

Sesshomaru: What do you--?!

(zip, zip)

Sesshomaru: (falls over)

Vrael: We'll explain in a second. Durza owns nothing!

Vrael: In case you're wondering, to protect us from Durza we went to the Military and they moved us to a max-security bunker.

Eitak: I dunno. Durza might still get in.

Military Man: Negative, nobody has ever made it past our first defense at this facility.

Vrael: He'll find a way. He always finds a way.

Eitak: Anywayz, we haven't had very many dares yet but it looks like the next mascot is a tie between a seaserpent and a panther.

Vrael: T.T Now then, we CAN do dares again by the end of this chapter so no worries.

Alternate Angel: Can't wait to meet LinkLord.

Eitak: WTF?! Where did you come from?!

Alternate Angel: I teleported in through the mental link you left open when you fled LinkLord's house.

Vrael: I KNEW we were forgetting something...!

Alternate Angel: Anywayz, he sounds like someone who I could plot world torture with.

Everyone else: (slowly take two steps back from Alternate Angel)

Military voice over Intercom: Security breach, security breach! The target has been acquired, he's rapidly moving towards the base on a-- (explosion sounds)

Military voice 2: We can't hold him off! He's past the third defense! We've-- AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

(static, then silence)

Eitak: I knew it was a bad idea to put him in that video game.

Vrael: Ditto. Looks like we're gonna die. HOWEVER, we knew the one thing that Durza could never resist, so we brought one in! (a black dragon sits in a corner of the room, breathing fire occassionally)

Eitak: He loves dragons, almost as much as he loves Midna, so we--

(door blasts open to reveal LinkLord with his eyes glowing red and a scythe in his hand, riding what appears to be the Hydra from Greek mythology)

LinkLord: HAHAHAHAHAAA! FEAR TEH HYDRA!

Eitak: OH MY GOD! HOW'D HE BRING THAT?!

LinkLord: SUFFER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (the Hydra lunges forward and Eitak jumps out of the way)

Vrael: For the love of stupidity, STOP THAT!

LinkLord: HAHAHAHAAA!

Black Dragon: RAAWWWWWRRRR!!! (translation) I WILL FRY YOU!!!

LinkLord: WHAT'S A DRAGON DOING IN HERE?! SEND IT BACK!! (the dragon vanishes)

Vrael: Well, this next dare ties in with what we're about to do, and since it'll calm Durza down it's just perfect.

Eitak: (runs up to LinkLord and teleports the Hydra away, then grabs his arm and flings him into another video game called ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'')

LinkLord (virtual): What the crap--?! (stands and sees where he is. He stands still for a moment, then runs offscreen. MadChick turns the analog stick and sees LinkLord running towards a giant lake. He jumps off of the bridge above the lake and suddenly is shot from a cannon to the desert several miles away)

MadChick: How well does he know that place?

Vrael: That's the game Midna is in.

Eitak: Yep, he's certain to give our powers back cause we put him in there. So, we can do dares again!

(fanfare in the background, cheering)

(suddenly the screen flashes and LinkLord is back out, but about three hundred other different creatures and people also fly from the video game and scatter across the world. Midna stays and floats next to LinkLord)

LinkLord: Hooray for author powers! Anywayz, I've got Midna out so now I'm content.

Midna: (what sounds like random gibberish. LinkLord laughs and hugs her)

Eitak: Am I the only one who needs subtitles for this episode?

SUBTITLE: Maybe, maybe not.

Eitak: T.T

Rin: La lala lala...

Sesshomaru: So then, you're not gonna kill us?

LinkLord: Nope.

Vrael: You sure?

LinkLord: Positive. First dare! (looks at his evil list) Hmm...aha! Here's one from Kikyogurl! She wants Inuyasha to act like a puppy dog for 2 chapters with Kagome as his mistress, and she thinks that he's cute.

Vrael: Can I do it?

LinkLord: Go ahead.

Vrael: (snaps his fingers and Inuyasha starts barking and running around on all fours, with LinkLord laughing insanely)

LinkLord: Okay, THAT was funny.

Alternative Angel: Hello LinkLord.

LinkLord: Who are you?

Alternative Angel: Wanna plan world domination?

LinkLord: --beep-- yeah!

Alternative Angel: Excellent. But first you have to do a LOT of dares for me.

LinkLord: (shrugs) Whatever. Okay, here's the list of dares!

ALTERNATIVE ANGEL'S DARES:

1. Sesshomaru must admit his love for Kagome and then they have to make out in front of Koga and Inuyasha. If they try to stop him they'll be locked in a room with 5-year-old LinkLord, Super-Sugary LinkLord, Jakotsu and Naraku. Also, Koga and Inuyasha will smell like junk food (candy). Also, everyone will be armed with every weapon in the world (Except for Inuyasha and Koga).

2. Miroku is allowed to do anything to the females for one hour except Kagome, if he does something to Kagome Sesshomaru will beat him up. HOWEVER, when the hour is up the females can beat the living crap out of him even if he didn't do anything.

3. Inuyasha must let Naraku and Sesshomaru chain him up in a room alone with Jakotsu and Kikyo.

4. Koga must have a rosary and Ayame and Kagome can use it on him, then he must say he is a hideous ------- who is in love with Naraku and Vrael, and then say he's cheating on both of them.

5. Naraku must be disgustingly nice, happy and perky.

6. LinkLord must bring in Naruto and have him kick Kikyo all the way into the sun.

7. Bring in Itachi and have him and Sesshomaru fight for Kagome's love.

Vrael: WHAT WAS THAT ONE ON NUMBER 4?! (takes out a giant waraxe)

Koga: Meep.

LinkLord: Alrighty, time for the dares! Dare 1: Commence!

Sesshomaru: (looks at Hana like 'It's only a dare, don't kill me') Kagome, I love you. (they start kissing and Koga growls while Inuyasha barks)

LinkLord: Heh heh heh, funny stuff. (slaps Sesshomaru and the wolf-demon flies out of the room) Next dare! We--

(sound of a record stopping)

LinkLord's Voice: WHAT?! The chapter's over?!

Vrael's Voice: Yep. We spent too much time with you trying to kill us.

Midna's Voice: (garbled Twilitian)

Eitak's Voice: Ugghh, why am I even in this stupid fic?!

LinkLord's Voice: Umm, okay then. Read and review, and the second animal will be a PANTHER!

(growling)

Sesshomaru's Voice: Umm, have you fed this thing yet?!

LinkLord's Voice: Nope.

Sesshomaru's Voice: WAAAAAHHH!!! (runs around with the panther chasing him)

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