'ello, people!

Sesshomaru: (still sore from the panther biting him)

Panther: (growling)

Vrael: Umm, Durza, are you going to feed this thing?

Probably not.

Everyone else: HELP!

I own nothing!

LinkLord: Yaayz! Time for more of Alternative Angel's dares! Next one, Miroku, HAVE AT IT!

Miroku: I love this dare. (grabs the females (except for Kagome) and dashes out of the room with them)

LinkLord: Heh heh heh...and now, next dare!

Sesshomaru and Naraku: (grab Inuyasha, chain him in a room, and put Jakotsu and Kikyo in there before closing the door)

Alternative Angel: These dares are going too fast!

LinkLord: I wanna hurry and get to the Itachi VS Sesshomaru dare.

Alternative Angel: Oh. Okay then.

LinkLord: Next! (puts a rosary around Koga's neck. Kagome and Ayame both scream 'Dog-boy!' and he slams into the ground)

KogA: Uggh...I am a hideous ------- who is in love with Naraku and Vrael. But I'm cheating on both of you.

Vrael: Can I rip him in half now?

Alternative Angel: Eh, go ahead.

Koga: AAAAAHHH!! (is chased out of the house by Naraku and Vrael)

LinkLord: Heh, heh...NEXT!

Naraku: HELOOOOO, everyone! Want some smores? (smiling while roasting smores over a fire)

LinkLord: Sure. (sits down opposite Naraku and takes out a stick, then puts a marshmallow on it and puts it above the fire)

Naraku: And when we're done, I'll bake a cake!

Vrael: Naraku's acting even wierder than Durza!

LinkLord: (hands his marshmallowstick to Naraku, then takes out his scythe and turns to Vrael) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

Vrael: Meep. (is chased around the house by LinkLord for the next twelve hours until he collapses from exhaustion and LinkLord bangs him into the ground many times before leaving him, twitching)

LinkLord: That felt good. Okay now, next dare! C'mon in Naruto! (the Naruto fangirls scream)

Naruto: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT! BELIEVE IT! (points at Kikyo, then starts beating her up and grabs her by the hair before flinging her into the sun) (vanishes)

Alternative Angel: WTF?

LinkLord: I dunno. Feeling kinda random today. AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

(evil music in the background, Itachi and Sesshomaru approach each other with their eyes glowing)

LinkLord: Transforming format to story-style...NOW!

ITACHI VS SESSHOMARU

Itachi walked to the center of the arena, his eyes on Sesshomaru. His white-clad opponent drew his sword, and Itachi shook his head. "Surely my opponent could have been stronger." he said. Sesshomaru pointed his sword at Itachi. "Listen, you fool, I have never been defeated in battle! We shall soon see who is best!" he snarled. Itachi nodded and took out three shurikens. "LinkLord, if you will." he said calmly. LinkLord raised his arms and the two were transported into a realm of combat. In a flash, Itachi was right in front of Sesshomaru. Before the wolf demon could react Itachi had spun and slammed his leg into Sesshomaru's chest, knocking him back.

Sesshomaru landed on his feet and whipped his sword around before slashing at Itachi. The ANBU leaped above him and landed on Sesshomaru's sword, not unbalanced at all. "I was hoping you would be more challenging." he whispered before stabbing a kunai into Sesshomaru's neck. Sesshomaru heaved his sword upwards and Itachi landed several feet away. "You will not mock me!" Sesshomaru snarled.

Itachi put his hands together and sudddenly they were a blur, moving too fast for Sesshomaru's eyes to make any sense of what the ninja was doing. "Fire Style; Mythical Fireball Jutsu!" Itachi roared before a giant fireball shot from his mouth at Sesshomaru. The wolf demon leaped out of the way just before he would have been hit and snarled.

Gripping his sword with both hands, Sesshomaru blasted forward as fast as he could and slashed at Itachi. Before anything else could be known, the ring of steel on steel split the air and Sesshomaru saw, shocked, that Itachi had blocked his sword with a kunai! Itachi calmly looked at Sesshomaru and grinned. "Mangekyou Sharingan." he said quietly. Sesshomaru jolted back as if struck and fell to the floor, ending the match.

PROCESSING NORMAL FORMAT...

Itachi: I always win.

Sesshomaru: Gah...(falls unconscious)

Itachi: Feh. (fades away)

LinkLord: W00T! Go Itachi! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Panther: (growling)

LinkLord: Itachi always wins. Hahaha...okay then, since I'm lazy and I got what I wanted, I'll end the chapter here and do more dares next chapter. Until then, PIE FOREVER!!!

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