(evil music playing in the background)

I own nothing.

LinkLord: Rave is here!

Rave: This is your fanfiction? It is nothing compared to mine.

LinkLord: Yeah, your ever-amazing Naruto story with over fourty chapters, we get it. Stop boasting.

Eitak: THIS is your older brother?

Rave: Is there a problem with that?

Eitak: ...no.

LinkLord: Now then. To ensure everyone's safety, me and Rave will fight on the moon.

Rave: I will enjoy this.

(they teleport to the moon, and everyone rushes to the roof to watch. After several seconds, a quarter of the moon explodes with several smaller explosions occuring all over the surface)

Eitak: I'm glad their fight isn't happening here.

Sesshomaru: Go Fish, anyone?

Rin: Me! I wanna fish!

Everyone else: Awwwww!!

2 HOURS LATER

(Rave and LinkLord return, both panting)

LinkLord: Phew, that was rough. Okay, now for dares! Ryan Higa Fan sends his dare for Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Hana and Vrael to...okay, do you have a deathwish?! THERE IS NO WAY I'M GIVING THEM ALL MY SWEETS! (points to candy pile, which isn't there anymore. Looks at them and sees them eating his candy) (eye twitches) What...did...you...do...

(5 seconds later)

BOOOOOMM!!!

LinkLord: Aah, that felt good. Next, we've got one from Hana, but since Rave has told me absolutely no dares for him unless he likes them we'll have to skip that one. Btw, Hana hates you, Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: Does that mean I can divorce her?

LinkLord: Next we have a flurry of dares from DemonLrd.

DemonLrd: Yay! I'm in the story!

LinkLord: Don't push your luck, rookie. First of all, he wants a sword, then he wants nobody to mess with Sango or me--yeah, like THAT'll happen-- and he also wants to be put into the story as much as Hana. Fine. (snaps fingers and all that happens) Now more dares! Several from SpotedLeaf! Sorry, SpotedLeaf, but you'll never know who won so your first dare goes bye-bye! But we can do the second dare. (snaps his fingers and Inuyasha is given 13 loopy potions, then tied to a turntable Have fun. (turns it on and comes back) Next, unfortunately I haven't seen all the episodes so I have no idea who Souten is. But this will be amusing! Miroku has to do ten laps around the track wearing only gym shorts.

Miroku: Will there be girls watching?

LinkLord: I don't think they'd want to.

Miroku: What track, btw?

LinkLord: (grins evilly) Did I say track? I meant city! Get to it! (snaps fingers and Miroku is teleported to the outskirts of the city)

Alternative Angel: Where is the bloodshed?!

LinkLord: Calm down. The fact is all the girls Miroku had fun with are waiting at the end of the first lap, and will kill him when he gets there. And now for the final...you've gotta be kidding me.

SpotedLeaf: Nope.

LinkLord: Do I really have to?

SpotedLeaf: Mm-hmm.

LinkLord: No way!

SpotedLeaf: A dare's a dare.

LinkLord: (growls)

Midna: Est monipaopao.

This dare is confusing.

SpotedLeaf: Do it or suffer the consequences.

LinkLord: But I don't wanna!

SpotedLeaf: NOW!

LinkLord: Gah, fine. (he kisses SpotedLeaf)

Midna: (blinks)

LinkLord: Happy?! (shoves SpotedLeaf, then hugs Midna)

Midna: Auitru.

Much better.

SpotedLeaf: (smirks and leans against a wall)

DemonLrd: I'm confused. Why did SpotedLeaf tell Durza to kiss her?

SpotedLeaf; Don't question me.

DemonLrd: (raises an eyebrow)

Vrael: So let me get this straight. Now MadChick has SpotedLeaf AND Midna to be jealous about?

MadChick: Durza, do you love me?

LinkLord: Huh?

MadChick: I said do you love me? More than Midna, I mean.

LinkLord: Well, I--

MadChick: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

LinkLord: Uhh, that reminds me! I need to feed the panther! (runs away)

MadChick: GET BACK HERE DURZA! (chases him)

LinkLord: I MAY LOVE YOU BUT I CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!

MadChick: That makes me feel much better but ALL THE SAME!!

LATER

LinkLord: Okay, MadChick finally stopped chasing me after she asked me again at gunpoint, so we can move on. Inuyasha has to make out with Hana for 20 minutes and Sesshomaru has to make out with Kagome for 10 minutes.

Hana: No! I want Sesshomaru to kiss me, then say he's sorry!

LinkLord: Sorry, Hana, a dare's a dare. And InuyashaKagome4Lyfe, there is no way in heck that I will say I don't love Midna anymore. (hugs Midna) SHE'S MINE!!

Midna: Acc trei montii.

I'm enjoying this.

LinkLord: Phew, that's all the dares for this chapter.

Rave: I'll see you later. (exits the story)

LinkLord: I can't believe he broke the fourth wall! Anyway, review please!

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