I IS BACK!!
Inuyasha: Took you long anough.
You wanna go back in the box?
Inuyasha: (wimpers)
I thought so. I own nothing!
LinkLord: Yes, we're back!
Vrael: Finally.
LinkLord: (eye twitches) I may have to kill you now. (revvs up chainsaw)
Vrael: (anime sweatdrops) Crap...
LATER
LinkLord: Anywho, let's continue! First dare is from...
(silence)
Vrael: Well?
(silence)
Eitak: Any time now.
(silence)
Everyone: WHO'S IT F--KING FROM?!
LinkLord: I can't get the envelope open!!
Everyone else: T.T
LinkLord: Aah! Got it! This one's a dare from Alternative Angel! Koga, Naraku and Sesshomaru must each go out with Vrael for an hour each.
Vrael: NOOO!! (tries to unlock the door) Why do you have so many locks?!
LinkLord: Let's just say that the last time I didn't lock my door I came back to find my room in ruins. Go. (snaps his fingers and they vanish) Hahahaha...
Kikyogirl: Put my dare up!! (takes out an AK-47)
LinkLord: O.O
5 SECONDS LATER
LinkLord: (on his way to Japan) Gotta hide gotta hide gotta hide gotta hide...
BACK AT...WHEREVER...
Vrael: I hate you all so much.
Eitak: Where'd Durza go?
Verakka: I'm back!
Eitak: WTF?
Verakka: Oh yeah, I went to Japan to change my rights and so now I'm Verakka!
Vrael: ...why?
Verakka: 'Cuz Verakka sounds cooler :D.
Inuyasha: I don't want to know.
Verakka: Ahahahahaaa! Anywayz, next dare! From...Kikyogirl!
Kikyogirl: Finally! (still has the AK-47)
Verakka: ...put the gun down.
Kikyogirl: Hmph. (puts it away)
Verakka. Her dare is for someone to turn Inuyasha into a little kid.
Inuyasha: I refuse!
Verakka: You don't have a choice, Mr. Whiskers.
Inuyasha: What did you just call me?!
Verakka: Well since Sesshomaru is Mr. Fluffikins I made up an even stupider nickname for you!
Inuyasha: Go burn in h--l.
Verakka: After you. (snaps his fingers and Inuyasha is a little kid with no memory of anything)
Inuyasha: H-huh?! I...WAAAAHH! (runs up and hugs Verakka)
Verakka: GAK--Let go of me!! (tries to shake him off)
Inuyasha: I'm scared!
Verakka: Well get over it! (shoves him against Kagome) He's your problem now! (they both vanish) Rotfl.
Verakka: Next dare is from InuyashaKagome4Lyfe...no.
InuyashaKagome4Lyfe: Yes.
Verakka: Not in a million years.
Midna: Piinta?
Wha's goin' on?
Verakka: I will not choose between Midna and my candy! Which I don't have anymore... (sees that his candy is once again gone, he turns to everyone else with sparks flying from his eyes) WHO TOOK MY CANDY?!
Everyone else: Umm...Miroku did it!
Miroku: I did no--GYA! (Verakka grabs him by the neck and throws him out the window)
Verakka: Take that home skillet! Hahaha...
Eitak: Durza, did your mother drop you on your head when you were little?
Verakka: Off of the Grand Canyon, as a matter of fact. O.O
Verakka: Well since I've been gone for so long and I haven't gotten the feel of this story back yet, I'm gonna end the chapter here. All dares that I did not get to this time will be posted in the next chapter. Have fun and whatever...
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