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The Death Eaters go on a Field Trip

"Everyone in the car now!" Lord Voldemort said. "Dolohov, get the picnic basket, Lucius your hair looks fine, yes Wormtail you DO have to sit next to Barty..."

The Death Eaters were going on their annual cult field trip and were all piling into their mini van, with some difficulty as nobody had yet succeed in tearing Lucius away from the bathroom mirror, Wormtail was complaining about his field trip buddy and Dolohov had just appeared from his wardrobe upstairs with what looked like snow in his hair. After what seemed like forever, all of the Death eaters were piled into the mini van, with Voldemort driving, and they were off!

"I have a question," Snape said a few minutes later, critical as usual. "Why don't we just apparate to wherever we're going instead of driving this muggle contraption?"

"Because," Lord Voldemort replied, swerving violently to the left to avoid an old lady. "Imagine the uproar it would cause if twelve wizards appeared out of nowhere in the middle of a space station."

"Is that where we're going?" Wormtail squeaked excitedly.

"Yes!" Voldemort replied. "They had lots of different evil things there, and rockets which take unsuspecting vicims to the moon!"

"Great!" Barty said. "Perhaps we can send Wormtail up in one."

The Death Eaters arrived at the space station a few minutes later.

"Quick eveyrone!" Voldemort cried as the Death Eaters hurried out of the mini van. "We don't want to miss our guided tour!"

However, later on, many of them were wishing that they had. The tour was incredibly boring, the tour guide was even more boring and there was a small ugly baby in the group that screamed loudly whenever Voldemort looked at it.

"Minions," Voldemort said as the tour guide went off on a boring speech about the mechanics behind an anti-gravity chamber. "We're going to sneak away from this tour and go and have our own look arouns, so, when the tour goes around the corner, we all bend down to tie our shoelaces, they walk on and whamo! We're free!"

"Excellent idea, sir!" Lucius said. "Just one problem, I'm wearing high heels."

Everyone stared at him.

"It doesn't matter," Voldemort replied, after staring at him with his mouth open for a few seconds. "Just pretend that you are."

The tour began to walk around the corner. The Death Eaters bent down to tiw their laces.

"Can I help you?" The tour guide asked as half of a her visitors tied their shoes.

"No," Voldemort replied. "Just go on without us, we'll catch up."

The tour guide shrugged and walked off around the corner with the other visitors. As soon as they had gone, the Death eaters leapt up.

"Quick!" Voldemort said. "This way!" They ran off along a corridor and stopped a little way along. "Right," he continued. "Register, Lucius?"

"Here."

"Snape?"

"Here."

"Dolohov?"

"Here."

"Wormtail?" There was silence. Voldemort looked around. Two of his Death Eaters were missing. He sighed wearily.

"All right," he said. "Has anyone seen Barty?"

There was suddenly a scream and evil laughter coming from down a passageway. The Death Eaters and Voldemort raced down it and saw Barty looking through a window an dlaughing. They peered in. Wormtail was floating around in mid air, in the anti-gravity chamber, squeaking in terror.

"My lord!" He cried in joy, but his happiness turned into horror as he realised that the rest of the Death Eaters were laughing too.

"These muggle inventions are fantastic!" Voldemort said, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. Suddenly, there was a shout from down the corridor, a security guard was racing towards them.

"Quick!" Voldemort said to his minions. "Follow me!" He pressed the button which read 'gravity' and Wormtail fell to the ground with a thump. He rushed out of the door and they all ran away.

"Come back here!" The security guard shouted, but, as you can imagine, they didn't and soon lost the guard up a set of stairs.

"In here!" Voldemort said, pointing, as he and all of his Death Eaters pile dinto a room.

"It's awfully dark in here," Lucius said. "Lumos maxima!" The room was suddenly filled with light from Lucius's wand. They all looked around, the room was made of metal and strange animals in cages were along the walls. Snape walked over to a window and looked out.

"Er, my lord?" Snape said.

"Where are we?" Wondered Voldemort.

"My lord," Snape repeated.

"Where's that security guard?"

"My lord!" Snape said loudly. "Look!"

"What is it, Snape?" Voldemort snapped, hurrying over to the window and looking out. His face turned pale, well, paler than it usually was anyway. They could see that they were somehwere very high up. They could see the ground far below them.

"Uh oh," Dolohov said. "This is one of those space rackets that muggles have."

"Rockets, Dolohov," Snape corrected him. "They send the more intelectually challenged of them to the moon!"

They all looked at each other, and then ran for the door, but it was too late. The rocket began to rumble and shake, and then the rocket blasted off into space, the Death Eaters screamed.

"On the bright side," Lucius said. "We'll be the first Death Eaters to wlak on the moon!"

"SHUT UP!" The others shouted.

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