Hi everyone, it's Reddy again. I'd just like to apologise again to any Harry Potter fans who were mortally wounded by my error in chapter 10. I did correct it as soon as I found out! Sorry!

Anyway, to make it up to those people, I have decided to base this next one to the Lestrange family. What happens when they go for some family bonding? Well it can't be good.

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The Lestranges go on a family outing

"Are we nearly there yet?" Rabastan asked from the back seat of the mini van.

"No." Bellatrix said through gritted teeth.

"How about now?" Rodolphus asked.

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"NO!" Bellatrix yelled, swerving the van to the left. At least it made them shut up.

"You could try driving a little slower dear," Rodolphus said tentatively.

"You could try shutting up Rabastan." Bellatrix snapped back.

"I've tried." Rodolphus protested. "He won't listen to me.

"Have you got a wand or not?" She asked in exasperation.

"Oh," Rodolphus said, drawing out his wand from his pocket. "Sorry."

He turned around. "Silencio." He cried, catching Rabastan in mid sentence.

He turned back round and looked out of the window.

The Lestranges were going on 'a nice family outing' as Bellatrix had called it that morning. He wasn't entirely sure where they were going, and he had been hoping to challenge Rookwood to a game of wizards chess that afternoon, but when Bellatrix wanted to do something, he was really too scared to argue.

"Er, you seem a little tense dear," he said, as Bellatrix tried to crucio the traffic lights in front of them.

"I'm fine!" She snapped back.

"O-K then, you're fine." He said, and resumed to staring out of the window. There was a long pause, and then he smirked and asked: "Are we nearly there yet?"

Bellatrix shot a hex at him and he ducked, the van went swerving to the side of the road, she grabbed the wheel just in time to steer it back onto the road and glared out of the window at a car who had just beeped at them.

"May I ask where we are actually going?" Rodolphus asked a few minutes later.

"We are going," said Bellatrix. "To have a nice little walk in the park."

"Oh." Rodolphus said, a little disappointedly.

"And torture a few muggles." She added.

"Oh!" He said, a lot more cheerily.

"I had Lucius pack us some lunch and we can all enjoy some family bonding time together." She smiled, a little happier.

"And The Dark Lord let you borrow the mini van?" He asked.

"No," Bellatrix admitted. "But he's not going to use it. And he's got enough on his hands already. I heard Wormtail's turning into a little tearaway, turning Lucius's hair green."

"I swear after April Fool's day that guy turned mental." Rodolphus sighed. "What is it Rabastan?"

His brother was tapping him on his shoulder repeatedly and pointing out of the back window. Rodolphus turned around and looked.

"Er, Bellatrix?" He said.

"What is it now?" She asked.

"Those muggle aurors are after us." He replied.

"What!" She cried, nearly crashing into the side of the road as she turned around to see two police cars chasing them.

"You should probably pull over," Rodolphus said.

"No way." She said. "I'm not going to be caught by muggles."

And with that, she slammed her foot on the pedal and the van went speeding off.

"I really think you should pull over…"

"Shut up! Can't you see I'm driving?"

"Just stop the car, everything will be fine…"

"No!"

"Well if you could just pull-GET OFF RABASTAN!"

Rabastan was clinging onto his brother's head, clearly terrified either of the police, or at the way over recommended speed they were going, or both.

Suddenly, there was the sound of a siren and a policeman on a motorbike drove up beside them and tapped on the window.

"THIS IS NOT LIKE QUIDDITCH!" Rodolphus yelled as Bellatrix swerved to the right, knocking the man off his motorbike and into the hedge.

"Excellent idea!" Bellatrix said, and stopped the car abruptly.

"Thank goodness you finally see-"

"Rabastan, get the broomsticks." She continued.

"What!" Rodolphus cried. "Are you mad? They are muggles?"

"And we're Death Eaters." Bellatrix replied as she grabbed her broomstick and got out of the car.

"Good point." Rodolphus said, taking his.

The police cars screeched to a stop and the policemen got out of their cars just in time to watch in amazement the three Death Eaters soar off into the clear blue sky.

"Back in!" One cried, and they all got back into their cars and began to chase them.

"We've got a couple of broomsticks heading eastbound in the south county area," one policeman spoke into his walkie talkie. "Send in the Chopper."

"Yes!" Bellatrix cried as they climbed higher and higher. "Stupid muggles!"

"Watch out!" Rodolphus cried as the police helicopter zoomed into view.

If Rabastan could have talked, he would probably have been screaming as they spiralled downwards to avoid a collision.

"Apparate!" Bellatrix cried. "Back to the house!"

Lord Voldemort was sitting in the kitchen making some tea when he heard the Lestranges come in through the front door.

"Dare I ask what happened to the mini van?" He asked.

"I wouldn't." Rodolphus replied.

"So how was your outing?" Voldemort asked.

"Great," Bellatrix said. "Really relaxing. We all really bonded."

"Good," Voldemort said. "Well, tea will be ready in a minute. Go and tell the others would you."

"Sure." They replied, and walked off.

They never did get the mini van back.