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At breakfast the next morning, Lavi couldn't help notice that Keichi was absent from her usual position across the table. He thought that was good, seeing as how he couldn't risk falling any more for her then he already had, but he still felt concerned.

'Good morning Lavi' Allen said, sitting down with about five plates of food. Lavi stared at the food and smiled.

'Yeah, morning. Not hungry, Allen?'

'Not really' the boy answered cheerfully, tucking his hair behind his ears and picking up a spoon to eat some weetbix, 'I'm still kinda full from all the stuff I ate last night.'

'Yeah, uh, speaking of which….Have you seen Keichi at all?' the redhead enquired, shoveling some cereal in his mouth.

Allen looked thoughtful and swallowed.

'Uh, I think she's having breakfast in town today, I saw her talking to Kanda in the hall.'

Lavi almost choked on his cereal. He coughed and swallowed and drank a glass of water in one go. He looked at Allen, a horrified look on his face. Allen sweatdropped.

'D-DON'T TELL ME THOSE TWO ARE DATING!?'

Allen cowered back as Lavi grabbed his collar and shook him.

'WELL?!'

'Uh…I-I don't really Know, but I think so cos of last ni-'

'WHAT? WHAT DID HE DO LAST NIGHT?!'

'Well, he was at the party, then while you were talking to someone he gave her his present, and they went and got cake together, and this morning they left together…Uh, please let go, I cant breathe..'

Lavi let go and sat back limply. He felt like someone had dropped a wheelbarrow of cinderblocks on him. He wasn't even sure why he was mad. Sure, he kind of liked her, but he liked all girls! And he wasn't allowed a girlfriend or anything, and if she had a boyfriend that was good…right?

He groaned in pain and put his head in his hands. Allen looked concerned.

'Lavi? Do you like Keichi too?'



'WHAT?! NO! SHE'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE ANYWAY! I LIKE OLDER GLAMOURUS BLONDE GIRLS NORMALLY! YOU KNOW THAT! I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID STRIKE!!'

Allen blinked in surprise and sweatdropped.

'Um, ok…..but those girls that have come before…have you actually had any REAL feelings for them other then physical?'

Lavi stared blankly. The cursed exorcist had a point…..but still, he wasn't allowed. Besides, at this point, Kanda would probably kill him. He sighed and stood up.

'I'm going for a walk. See ya.'

'Can I have your cereal?'

'What ever….'

Lavi stalked the streets of Paris alone; head bent down, unsure where he was going. All he knew was if he stood still for too long then he'd go insane.

'It's almost like I want Keichi to stay single forever' he thought 'it's stupid, just cos I like her but can't have her….But seriously, Kanda? Mr. Lack-of personality? What the hell?!'

He sighed and looked up to see where he was. It was some kind of Café Street.

'Hey, cutie. Lost?'

Lavi looked around to see a girl of around nineteen with long blonde hair, blue Lolita eyes and a cute dress smiling from a doorway. She was obviously the waitress of the café she was outside of.

'STR-STRIKE!' Lavi exclaimed, hearts appearing around his head.

The girl giggled and walked closer.

'Hi, I'm Amilie. You want me to make you a coffee or something? My café is having a free day.'

Lavi was going to nod, when suddenly, something knocked into the back of his head. He cried out and gripped it, turning to see what had hit him. Keichi was standing there, her left hand balled in a fist, her face an irritated, angry scowl.

'K-keichi? What are you-'

Keichi grabbed the young bookman's ear and started dragging him away. Though he complained and struggled, she didn't let go until they were in an empty alley two streets away.



'Baka' the Japanese exorcist folded her arms, annoyed 'you can't just go around dating random girls you meet on the street! She could be an Akuma, or worse, a prostitute!'

'Like your one to talk!' Lavi exclaimed, massaging the side of his face 'You're dating Yuu!'

'Yuu-chans not an akuma and he's not a prostitute! And who told you that?!'

'It doesn't matter, why are you with a cranky old man like him? He's too old for you!'

'He's the same age as you!'

'No, his birthday is before mine! And what does this have to do with me?!'

'I like you, you jerk!'

Lavi stared in shock. Keichi turned away from him, putting her hands on her hips.

'Yuu asked me out and I said yes, but I figured out I just can't date someone one when I'm in love with someone else, so we had a mutual break-up.'

There was silence. Lavi's heart beat against his ribcage, though his head was still confused, unsure what, if anything, he should do. Suddenly, Keichi made a frustrated noise and stalked off. Lavi fell back down to earth and ran after her.

'Keichi! Wait a second, you can't just say that to me and-'

He placed a hand on her shoulder. Keichi suddenly span around angrily, her innocence activated, and blew Lavi away with a gust of wind that felt like a punch in the stomach. He landed with a thump and a groan a few meters away. When he looked up again, the girl was gone.

'Shit.'

He jumped up and ran to look for her, still trying to figure out what he wanted to say. Mean while, the blonde waitress Amilie walked out from the shadows. As she did, he skin turned gray, and crosses appeared along her forehead. Her hair became purple and her eyes a sickly yellow.

'Damn, just when the earl finally gives me permission to get a pet exorcist, the one I want has to be in love with someone else! I'll just have to take a different approach…..'

End chapter.

Kanda: uh, thank god my part is over in this.

Lavi: heh, yuu got dumped.



Kanda: hello! Cant you read? It was a mutual breakup! I don't wanna date someone who likes someone else.

Lavi: what ever….

Me: ok, guys, ive got an actual plotline going! Now will you review? please? chibi eyes