Sorry for the wait. Here's chapter 2!

Batman sits down on the edge of his bed, "How long Zatanna?" he asks.

"Unless it was casted by a deity, we're talking about a week," she answers, "or until you get lucky."

"A week? I'm not staying in the Batman's bedroom for a week. I have a reputation, and a boyfriend. One of you, jump his bones!" Canary demands.

"Alright ladies, if you would please excuse us, me and Bruce have a lot of catching up to do," Catwoman purrs as she slinks up to him.

"What makes you think you'll be the one?" Wonder Woman asks, stepping between the two.

Selina chuckles, "Okay your highness, let me break this down for you. Number one, he and I are exes, which mean that it would not be...out of line. Zatanna and him are as well, but they work together so that would be unprofessional. That leaves you and Canary, one of which is taken and the other is just 'a good friend'," she answers.

Diana crosses her arms over her chest, "I may not be an ex, but I'm not just a 'good friend' either. I'm current!" she tells her.

"Really? You two finally got together?!" Zatanna excitedly asks.

"Yeah, a week ago!" Wonder Woman tells her, "We decided to keep it low key to the League for now though."

"Fine then, you do it," Selina says, very snippy.

Diana blushes at this, and turns away. "Look Diana, I can understand if you wanted to take this slow, but in our currant situation...," Canary says.

"Its not that. Its just right now is...a bad time. For me," she says.

"A bad time?" Catwoman asks.

"Of the month," Diana answers. All four of the women nod their heads in understanding.

"Okay," Selina begins, "that leaves us with two choices, me or Zatanna, and..."

"I would want Zatanna," Diana cuts her off.

"What? Why me?" Zatanna asks, "What, you don't think I'm good enough to be a danger to your relationship?"

"No, thats not why," Wonder Woman answers, smiling suggestively, "I like you."

Zatanna's eyes open wide at that and she replies, "Oh. I guess some of those rumors about you..."

"I'm. Not have sex with. ANY OF YOU!" Batman shouts, cutting her off, "I'm not going to give in to this sick little scheme. I'm going to figure some way out of this spell, and when I do, whoever cast it is going to pay!" With that he throws himself to his feet, marches into the bathroom, and slams shut the door.

"Wow. Whoever set this up has a point," says Black Canary. The three other women turn to her, "that man really does need to get some."

TBC. Reviews always appreciated. Also, I'll take suggestions.