Hey freakos! Sorry for not updating for ages! I have a rather late Christmas present, in the form of a video based on the Misadventures for you lot!

To see it, just go to my profile, and the link to it is on there!

And yes, it had to happen someday. I know it is incredibly unoriginal of me, but still, this chapter is...

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The Death Eaters discover fanfiction

There were many ways in which wizards were different from muggles. The obvious difference was their magical powers, and how much they were aware of creatures similar in magical ability.

It could be argued that muggles were slightly more resourceful than wizards, as they had suceeded in building many gadgets and items which helped them get along quite nicely without magic.

And it was generally accepted that they were much better at using their hand fashioned items than a wizard would be.

But Lord Voldemort had never been one to succumb to public opinion.

"Stupid computer," Voldemort muttered crossly, as yet another pop up advertising free wallpapers appeared on his screen.

Voldemort had never properly used his computer before, admittedly he had used it to contact his followers, but he always considered himself to be above using such frivolous, muggle items, for anything more than work.

However now, as it was a rather disgustingly sunny March afternoon, he had decided to take the plunge, and enter that forbidden domain that muggles so casually called 'The Internet'.

He had spent a while looking with a slightly disdainful air at a strange site called 'mugglenet', being slightly pessimistic at first due to the title. However his opinions of it were slightly altered when he realised that he could change the background so it featured him, looking extremely evil.

Becoming somewhat bored of Mugglenet, Voldemort lazily browsed through the seemingly endless lists of 'websites', until he came to one that seemed slightly more interesting.

He looked at the name of the site with lazy haughtiness. 'Fanfiction', the very name screamed 'muggle'. But even so, Mugglenet had taught Voldemort that even the most muggley of things could turn out to be vaguely endureable, so, as he wasn't entirely sure what the other seven links were on the fanfiction homepage, he clicked on 'book', whilst giving the noisy 'Smiley' advert a glare.

The next page contained a rather large variety of links, and Voldemort was at rather a loss at what to click on.

He scrolled down the screen, and his eyes darkened as he saw the name of his wretched enemy right in the middle.

"Harry Potter," he said angrily through gritted teeth, and clicked on the link rather savagely.

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The rest of the Death Eaters present had been enjoying a fairly relaxing day at home. Most of them were in their bedrooms, with the exception of Rabastan, who was 'fishing for sharks in the garden pond' as he had informed his brother casually a couple of hours ago.

However the sound that erupted from Lord Voldemort's study was enough to make Rabastan drop his fishing rod, and rush inside along with all of the others.

"AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed. What he had seen had caused him to topple rather unceremoniously off his chair, and turn his face even paler than usual, if that was possible.

The Death Eaters rushed in.

"My Lord!" Wormtail said, pushing past this others. "What happened?"

Voldemort resisted his minions attempts to help him up, and instead pointed a trembling finger at the screen.

The Death Eaters looked at it. It seemed to be some sort of story, except it involved Voldemort, and someone else they all knew very well too...

"They... they..." Voldemort shuddered. "They put me with CROUCH!"

Dolohov turned a polite shade of green as he regarded the slash fic.

"Well, there's a mental image I wish I didn't have," he commented drily.

"What does 'straddle' mean?" Rabastan asked, inspecting the screen.

"Okay," Rodolphus said hurriedly. "I think we should get rid of that. Erm, how do you get out of it."

"The... the backwards arrow," Voldemort said faintly, he looked like he was going to be sick.

Rodolphus promptly clicked the backwards arrow, and the Death Eaters breathed a simultaneous sigh of relief as the horror of slash disappeared.

Voldemort slowly returned to his chair, dignity badly bruised.

"How about something else," Rodolphus said. "To get rid of the... erm, I hate to say images..."

Voldemort shot him a silencing glare.

"We shall never speak of that again," he said. "But something else sounds like a much better idea."

He scrolled down the lists of fics, and then clicked on one that caught his eye.

Five minutes later...

The Death Eaters nearly collapsed from laughing so hard.

"Snape's Potters Dad!" Dolohov panted, clutching his sides. "That's the funniest thing I've heard since we read that Dobby and his socks fic!"

"Now you mention it," Voldemort cackled. "They can both be as sullen as each other!"

"Oh, wait until he hears this!" Rodolphus said. "Ooh, go on humour."

Voldemort obliged, and selected the 'humour' genre.

"Oh, that one looks interesting!" Wormtail squeaked, point at a fic labelled 'The Death Eater Files.'

5 minutes later.

"Purple?" Bellatrix said questioningly.

"Avery," Voldemort said thoughtfully. "Now why don't we have Avery?"

"We don't have a lot of people," Dolohov pointed out.

"We used to have Rookwood," Rodolphus said. "He vanished."

"We also used to have Crabbe and Goyle," Wormtail said.

"And Karkaroff," Bellatrix said.

"I thought we still had Karkaroff!" Voldemort asked.

"No," Dolohov said. "The last we heard of him was in chapter seven. I think..."

"Everyone's slowly vanishing..." Rabastan said. "It'll be one of us next."

There was an uncomfortable silence.

"Anyway, back to fishing!" He said cheerily, and bounced off.

The Death Eaters slowly filtered out of the room.

Voldemort turned back to the computer. His eyes grew wide as he spotted something on one of the fics.

"AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!" He yelled. "THEY PUT ME WITH POTTER!!!!"

The Death Eaters came running.

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(Cackles.) BTW, I'm sorry if any of you support Barty/Voldemort, Harry/Voldemort, or like 'Snape is Harry's Dad' fics. I just picked out the ones that I think would scare our good old Death Eaters the most. ;)

IMPORTANT!!!!!!! PLEASE READ:

IF ANYONE MISSED MY THING AT THE TOP, THIS IS A VIDEO I PUT TOGETHER ABOUT THIS FIC. The link is in my profile, it's pretty hard to miss!!!

I had to use some clips from Doctor Who for Barty, but just pretend it is him. (I mean it is, after all.)

Anywho, happy Easter you nutty lot.

Please review! I'll give you Easter cookies!