BWIP.
(Snake.) "Otacon, I've reached sub-basement five, of the south wing... Looks like they've got some heavy security here."
(Meryl.) "Ok, I'm in position everyone, making my move in two."
(Raiden.) "Right."
(Otacon.) "Be careful guys, these terrorists are well funded, with the latest in millitary hardwa-"
(Raiden.) "If they've got the latest military hardware, how come the perimeter guards allways have AK's or M16's?"
(Otacon.) "Uuuhhh..."
(Snake.) "Yeah, I've allways wondered that myself."
(Otacon.) "Well, you see-"
(Raiden.) "And if they're such great soldiers, why is it so damn easy to sneak up on them and snap their necks?"
(Otacon.) "Er-"
(Snake.) "Good question, I get the walkman guys, can't hear me over their 80's hip-hop. I've allways been more of a 'K.C. and the Sunshine band' guy myself."
(Raiden.) "Aren't they ex-military special forces?"
(Snake.) "No, those are the guys who jump onto the moving elevators that you're thinking of."
(Raiden.) "Oh... Ok, so why do these guys have walkmans on duty?"
(Snake.) "Why do you think they're ex-military?"
(Raiden.) "At least it explains why those guys are allways in charge of guarding carboard boxes, kitchens, and the hallways with the broken doors at the end."
(Snake.) "No kidding."
(Raiden.) "Hey, why are there so few female terrorists? I've only ever met one... No wait, two, forgot Fortune, heh."
(Otacon.) "Not going to count the crazy A.I. Raiden?"
(Raiden.) "Don't be gross, you can't make out with a computer program."
(Otacon.) "Don't you have a girlfriend?"
(Raiden.) "Things can change between videogames."
(Otacon.) "Wha?"
(Snake.) "Thats not the point anyways, you need something easy on the eyes sometimes."
(Raiden.) "Like Vamp?"
(Snake.) "Ugh."
(Raiden.) "I ment as a target."
(Snake.) "Oh...Right, good point."
(Meryl.) "Ok, going in, cover me."
(Raiden.) "What is up with the AK's anyways? They're not that great."
(Snake.) "They have a great rate of fire, and don't jam too easily."
(Raiden.) "You wouldn't think so, from watching movies."
(Otacon.) "No kidding."
(Snake.) "Not to mention that while they can hold a fairly large amount of ammo in an extended clip, it's not NEARLY deep enough to cover a twenty foot length of wall with bullet holes."
(Raiden.) "I've heard good things about the P-90."
(Otacon.) "The what?"
(Raiden.) "The gun off of Stargate."
(Otacon.) "I thought that was the MP5?"
(Meryl.) "Taking heavy fire! Where's my cover!"
(Raiden.) "That was in the first two seasons. The later one, it looked like a rectangle."
(Otacon.) "Oh, right, I know which one you mean."
(Raiden.) "No comments Snake?"
(Snake.) "I liked the episode where Jack juggles."
(Otacon.) "Window of opportunity?"
(Snake.) "Yeah, that one."
(Raiden.) "I ment about the gun."
(Snake.) "Oh, uh..."
(Raiden.) "I thought you knew everything that had to do with the military?"
(Otacon.) "The well dries up if you go to it one too many times Raiden."
(Snake.) "It's not exactly a general issue gun. And Nato has yet to pass 5.7 calibur rounds, since one of the new rounds seems to be a favorite, it may never pass."
(Raiden.) "Isn't it an armor piercing gun?"
(Meryl.) "My AR's jammed!"
(Snake.) "Not specificly, it can penetrate a titanium plate at over two hundered meters however."
(Raiden.) "Very nice."
(Otacon.) "Solidus and the Tengu soldiers on Arsenal Gear had P-90's now that I think about it."
(Raiden.) "Yeah, but Solidus must have had HEAT rounds."
(Otacon.) "HEAT rounds?"
(Snake.) "High Explosive Anti Tank rounds."
(Otacon.) "Oh."
(Meryl.) "I'm down to my Desert Eagle!"
(Raiden.) "That's a pretty good gun too, made in Iraq?"
(Snake.) "St. Paul, Minnesota, actully, Israel Military Industries put on the finishing touches. It was first chambered in-"
(Meryl.) "Will you three shup up and F$#&ing HELP ME!"
(Otacon.) "!"
(Snake.) "!"
(Raiden.) "Shup up? Are you drunk again?"